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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

PCOS Bill posted:

You want "fat lolita"

No, you want fat lolita.

fuckin page snipes

Garrand has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Mar 3, 2017

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Garrand posted:

No, you want fat lolita.

No, you people are the ones looking for it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

PCOS Bill posted:

You want "fat lolita"

Hahahah NO

Jestery posted:

Is the AUG here that someone made this chart?

I am worried that you had to ask, but yeah.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

edit: Why are they all white? There's like one Asian girl in there, but otherwise...

Is that really surprising to you? Also I remember seeing that chart for dudes too somewhere.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Thin Privilege, you are a 10 to me <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *doffs fedora*

Thank you, you are also a 10 to me :glomp: *I do not have a fedora but I will bow with my Meatwad beanie*


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

edit: Why are they all white? There's like one Asian girl in there, but otherwise...

Jestery posted:

Is the AUG here that someone made this chart?

Answer: Yes. iirc it's from a PUA or possibly r/redpill

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

cash crab posted:

pack up everyone, we can go home


THOSE PANTS OWN

I have those pants!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Fathis Munk posted:

Is that really surprising to you? Also I remember seeing that chart for dudes too somewhere.

Yeah, for some reason I really was surprised. Dunno why.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Hahahah NO


I am worried that you had to ask, but yeah.

It hit a weird spot of uncertainty

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

VendaGoat posted:

How in hell did you ever think of those search terms?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:iia:

Gotta love that ghost.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Poor ghost can't go to heaven because he's being weighed down.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
They say the soul weighs 38 grams. They were waaaaaayyy off.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



😮

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Thin Privilege posted:

I'm a 4 or a 5 :(


Post the male one.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


This guy clearly disapproves.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Okay, but I think the 7-8 tier girls are much prettier.

Thin Privilege, you are a 10 to me <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *doffs fedora*

edit: Why are they all white? There's like one Asian girl in there, but otherwise...

I'm honestly kinda impressed that the racism is kept to a minimum.

I say "minimum" because they still noticeably don't have any dark-skinned people at the bottom.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

throw to first drat IT posted:

Post the male one.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's really not that awful from a racism/ableism/even sexism standpoint. Most of what makes it gross is the whole vibe of ranking people and assigning them points and scores based on appearance like you're selecting the best home mortgage terms or something.

Also "v1.0"

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Data Graham posted:

It's really not that awful from a racism/ableism/even sexism standpoint. Most of what makes it gross is the whole vibe of ranking people and assigning them points and scores based on appearance like you're selecting the best home mortgage terms or something.

Also "v1.0"

I'm an HB10

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Data Graham posted:

It's really not that awful from a racism/ableism/even sexism standpoint. Most of what makes it gross is the whole vibe of ranking people and assigning them points and scores based on appearance like you're selecting the best home mortgage terms or something.

Also "v1.0"

I like my women how I like my homes, built in the 18th century. :smug:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ularg posted:

I like my women how I like my homes, built in the 18th century. :smug:

Into musty unfinished basements huh?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I found two versions




I don't like either of them. At least they have a flavor other than "all these white chicks".

e: well, the first one anyway

kinmik has a new favorite as of 15:39 on Mar 3, 2017

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008
The best male chart is the one that was edited to mention anime and fedoras in the lower numbers.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And then there's this.



The image filter versus the timestamp is really bothering me. Maybe it's the interior paint versus the coat color/material but I feel like this is from a small town in 1973 where fashion is a decade behind. Cursed image or whatever folks say these days.


She's *not* doing that hackneyed pigeon-toed pose! The ghost is cute but the placement makes me think it looks a bit like it's grabbing the wearer's chest, no matter who it's on.

Phone posting so forgive me for no links, but I point folks to the season finale of this year's Hoarders for AUG in copious amounts. Double-length for maximum suffering, it features a historical landmark owned and eventually squatted in by a woman who ironically used to have a successful interior design career. The new owners, in misguided compassion, awkwardly try to give her a final out, and it's one of the ugliest episodes to date. The gross levels aren't quite to poop-bucket or poop-tower levels, but what they do find in the basement crawl space is just about as bad from a health standpoint.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Her shoes concern me. It looks like her feet are about ready to burst out of the sides, and they can't be providing nearly enough cushioning to be comfortable on anything but carpet.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

When even the tops of your feet are chubby and your thighs are as big around as two ordinary thighs, maybe it's time to think about a health change.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

:smug: God drat millennials and their participation trophies amirite?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Third from the bottom, third from the left.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I like how the male list is so much more lenient. Once you get to 3 they are passable and not just "Let me put someone with physical defects here to let you know how ugly this rank is".

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Uh. How is Brad Pitt not a 9 on both?

Just sayin'

*cough*

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

LingcodKilla posted:

Uh. How is Brad Pitt not a 9 on both?

Just sayin'

*cough*

If I didn't know better, I'd think that physical attractiveness is subjective

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I'd like to see one for men that wasn't clearly and obviously made by another man.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Adrian Brody is a fuckin 3?!

That dude is smokin

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What number is Landerig?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
chaotic neutral

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
No Julian Edelman. That list is garbage.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Not sure if this is AUG or if it owns but w/e

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I remember the last time those HB1 through 10 charts came up, and they recognized a girl's photo in the 9 or 10 rows. They said she was 14 years old in the photo.


*jazz hands* PUAs!!!!

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Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

cash crab posted:



Not sure if this is AUG or if it owns but w/e

I say owns. I'm guessing it's a con pic and she's cosplaying/in typical Lolita attire and as far as con pics go, that's pretty tame.

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