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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

im glad their precious political capital is finally being put to good use: trying to bolster their careers with extremely easily disproven claims that didn't have to be made

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

trump is jerking off invisible dicks across the country

He's practising the spaceballs salute

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

AmericanBarbarian posted:

C-SPAM life advice:
1. Exercise 30 min a day
2. Post to C-SPAM 30 min a day
3. Smoke weed 30 min a day
4. Watch NiteCrew psptv 30 min a day

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
jesus christ

http://m.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2017/03/03/before-bomb-threats-juan-thompson-unraveled-and-terrorized-an-rft-reporter

quote:

In the days before Juan Thompson's arrest this morning for his part in a string of bomb threats to Jewish Community Centers across the U.S., the St. Louis native seemed a little extra crazy, which is saying something.

This is a guy who took imaginary trips to Cuba and Senegal. He dubiously claimed he was with the Standing Rock protesters in North Dakota and that he'd bought a house in Detroit. He lied about the weirdest things.

"My homemade kombucha and homemade kimchi both finished today," Thompson tweeted in December with a picture of his handiwork. "I sound like a snob. But kimchi is sooooooo good. So loving good."

It took a 20-second Google search to figure out that Thompson had stolen the picture from a blogger.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Can you imagine being in this room and having to remember all 12 russian names 7 years later?

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Serf posted:

we wouldn't be the dems if we didn't constantly gently caress things up

How is this loving up?

If people think this is the same as what sesh did. Lol.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

AmericanBarbarian posted:

C-SPAM life advice:
1. Exercise 30 min a day
2. Post to C-SPAM 30 min a day
3. Smoke weed 30 min a day
4. Watch NiteCrew psptv 30 min a day

💯

u forgot Hail Satan

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837767004236955649

SOMEONE TOLD DONNY

lol the gently caress """"""""""""""fixed"""""""""""""" HEAR BY

mormonpartyboat fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Mar 3, 2017

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Thatim posted:

How is this loving up?

If people think this is the same as what sesh did. Lol.

its not THAT bad but it definitely isn't helping that every dem chiming in for easy points is immediately eating poo poo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Hear by

Hear by!!!!!!

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Yinlock posted:

its not THAT bad but it definitely isn't helping that every dem chiming in for easy points is immediately eating poo poo

Eh i guess

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/apblake/status/837766600715550724

this might be my favorite response to a trump tweet

Serf
May 5, 2011


Thatim posted:

How is this loving up?

If people think this is the same as what sesh did. Lol.

it's definitely not the same but it's definitely a real dingus move to claim you didn't do something and then be shown doing the thing*

*only applies to democrats

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Hear by!!!!! N

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Hear byyyyyyy

Dumb rear end pres. Truly a man of the people

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

All the Dems have to say is "sure investigate us"

Why is trump so dumb

nopants
May 29, 2004

AmericanBarbarian posted:

C-SPAM life advice:
1. Exercise 30 min a day
2. Post to C-SPAM 30 min a day
3. Smoke weed 30 min a day
4. Watch NiteCrew psptv 30 min a day

1. Lift weights for 2 hours every day
2. Only chest and biceps
3. Only supersets
4. Walk for 5 minutes for cardio

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
I love my retarded President

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


lol tweet already deleted

president retard

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He changed it to hearby


Lolololl

Despoiler
Apr 9, 2002
I liked the part where Kuriyama did his big speech.
Lol he spelled it wrong again!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Baloogan posted:

i think thats my favorite trump photo so far

i agree with this post that it's the best facial expression on a politician since eliot spitzer's "i gotta admit i hired hookers" frown

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

euphronius posted:

He changed it to hearby


Lolololl

This...

I


Ok

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Heh he corrected it and only removed the space :feelsgood:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837767004236955649

SOMEONE TOLD DONNY

lol the gently caress """"""""""""""fixed"""""""""""""" HEAR BY

hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha

....
oh man I'm tired



hahahhahaaha

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
you're a stupid loving idiot, donny

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
shouldnt take long for the great lakes to become algae covered stews with the process to make it potable/swimmable/fishable far outstripping any possible available funding

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dh_MzO_nU

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Why is he making the democrats argument for them !!!!!

WHHHHYYYY

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
lol if u don't attend a black mass on the sabbath followed by a nite of sushi and drinking 💀🏴💃

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Why is he quoting a known fake news site?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


i heard al franken once saw a jpeg of a russian flag

liberal hypocrisy knows no bounds

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Like if he were literally anyone else every single person in the country would be like 'oh man this guy is a huge bitch why is he whining like an rear end in a top hat' but he's the fuckin' president :lol:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

due to our new cultural sensitivity as a canadian i cannot call trump the r word

he is severely mentally challenged though

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Honestly if the worst case here is we lose both Pelosi and Sessions, y'know what, I'm ok with that

That is an acceptable tradeoff to me. Let's play ball, Donny.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

sandoz posted:

i heard al franken once saw a jpeg of a russian flag

liberal hypocrisy knows no bounds

al franken has sergey's screaming face tattooed around his butthole

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
It's Friday but all I really want to do is go home, smoke weed and play torment

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Like if he were literally anyone else every single person in the country would be like 'oh man this guy is a huge bitch why is he whining like an rear end in a top hat' but he's the fuckin' president :lol:

instead only 70% of the country is like 'oh man this guy is a huge bitch why is he whining like an rear end in a top hat'

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

due to our new cultural sensitivity as a canadian i cannot call trump the r word

he is severely mentally challenged though

no man its ok he really is a republican

but also a democract, and republican, and mostly, an american

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baloogan posted:

need meat and fish and dairy and like eggs and root veggies and garlic and like, fruit

plus booze and caffeine thats imo all ya need unless you really broke brained. i don't like that like, everyone is hella medicated :|

a lot of people really broke brained, ptsd is more common than you think

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