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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also looks like sessions is gonna be chill lol, this is one hell of a trump smoke screen

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
you just keep thinking Tromp, that's what you're good at

Serf
May 5, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

also lol Trump just defaults to the GOP standard approach of accusing others of what you are guilty of, but doesn't realize it's toothless when the majority of the country and entire rest of the world believes you're super stone cold guilty of it already

they know he's guilty and they're okay with that

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

actually trump probably can't play chutes and ladders because of his well-documented phobia of stairs and slopes, it would trigger him I bet

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




"Trump knows... zero"

Shorter and more accurate

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



He's tasted adoration and now mass hatred and mockery is bitter and maddening again

Once he settled into the groove of being mocked nonstop for 3 days a week when he wasn't hiding and playing golf, he calmed down

Now he's tasted love and it's gone and he's angry

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

Legalize MDMA for PTSD

we can't even let the richest states in the country keep their weed, :lol:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Baloogan posted:

if obama did this it would be like, news for days that he hosed up spelling

this is just normal nowadays

this is

insanely cool


and who are we to expect the president to spell words right? honestly gently caress that, hes the president, he can spell poo poo any way he likes

lol you just reminded me that righties are gonna be up obama's rear end about "corpseman" until the end of time

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





If that's per month that chicken makes more than I did when I worked in Japan. :negative:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Serf posted:

they know he's guilty and they're okay with that

Some of them are, but even the ones who are cool with it aren't going to go along with it because if they leave their safe space with the argument people will just be like, "okay sounds great so you're saying we should investigate Sessions and Flynn and everybody else with suspected Russian ties after all?"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
s m o k e w e e d e v e r y d a y

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Epic High Five posted:

What does Trump expect the response to be? Of course the Dems will welcome an investigation if he also submits to one, 13 years ago Chuck ate a donut with Putin in front of the press and Pelosi sat at a table with some fat spy versus whatever the hell Trump is hiding? lmao gimme gimme let's do this right now

I hope Dems go full :ironicat: and use the same excuse as the Reps that pushed the Lewinski investigation while they themselves had extra-marital affairs "Well we didn't lie under oath, which is what this is actually about really :smug:"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

GobiasIndustries posted:

I bet Trump plays Sorry! But when he bumps your pieces off he just shrugs and goes :smugdon:

trump has a board game, called TRUMP the game

its like monopoly for idiots with like 8 properties and cards and you bid to own properties and one card can kick you out of the bidding, but if you have a very special card, it will override all obstacles and let you bid. that card is named.........

the donald

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Serf posted:

they know he's guilty and they're okay with that

gently caress off

Serf
May 5, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Some of them are, but even the ones who are cool with it aren't going to go along with it because if they leave their safe space with the argument people will just be like, "okay sounds great so you're saying we should investigate Sessions and Flynn and everybody else with suspected Russian ties after all?"

to quote re7 "that gun is not gonna work like you think"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

It's so good.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Serf posted:

they know he's guilty and they're okay with that

paul ryan doesnt gvive a poo poo about russian operatives as long aas he can ensure the deaths of poor people

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

bump_fn posted:

paul ryan doesnt gvive a poo poo about russian operatives as long aas he can ensure the deaths of poor people

has anyone told him that death is certain

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

we're watching history being written

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
Hahahaha he and many others on the right think Sessions and Flynn got in trouble for being photographed with Russians so they show up with photos of Dems with Russians, completely missing the point. It's like how a bunch of Trumpistas pointed out how left-wing darlings also said "pussy" because they thought that was what everyone was finding offensive.

Serf
May 5, 2011


bump_fn posted:

paul ryan doesnt gvive a poo poo about russian operatives as long aas he can ensure the deaths of poor people

their souls give him strength

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

we're watching history being written

More like finger-painted.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Xibanya posted:

Hahahaha he and many others on the right think Sessions and Flynn got in trouble for being photographed with Russians so they show up with photos of Dems with Russians, completely missing the point. It's like how a bunch of Trumpistas pointed out how left-wing darlings also said "pussy" because they thought that was what everyone was finding offensive.

then trump won the election hahahaha hohoho heeheehee :smith:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Xibanya posted:

Hahahaha he and many others on the right think Sessions and Flynn got in trouble for being photographed with Russians so they show up with photos of Dems with Russians, completely missing the point. It's like how a bunch of Trumpistas pointed out how left-wing darlings also said "pussy" because they thought that was what everyone was finding offensive.

The right are loving retarded dumbasses full of too much "economic anxiety"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Xibanya posted:

Hahahaha he and many others on the right think Sessions and Flynn got in trouble for being photographed with Russians so they show up with photos of Dems with Russians, completely missing the point. It's like how a bunch of Trumpistas pointed out how left-wing darlings also said "pussy" because they thought that was what everyone was finding offensive.

its a super effective smoke screen, most people aren't listening or reading, they are just seeing

trump!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm seriously mad that Sessions apparently isn't getting in trouble for literally committing a federal crime :mad:

clearly what he would have needed to do to see consequences was get his dick sucked by a Russian ambassador while being a Democrat

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

then trump won the election hahahaha hohoho heeheehee :smith:

Yeah let's bring it back to a single point.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Rekt

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


https://twitter.com/dril/status/639537685321883648

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
the cool thing about twitter now is that verified account show up before everything else in the list of mentions on tweets so every trump tweet is a race for some tech chud to perform woke gymnastics in the form of a 12 tweet essay to harvest those sweet, sweet favs.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

I'm seriously mad that Sessions apparently isn't getting in trouble for literally committing a federal crime :mad:

clearly what he would have needed to do to see consequences was get his dick sucked by a Russian ambassador while being a Democrat


Ambassador Ivana Suckalot

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

bump_fn posted:

lmao our fat mentally challenged vagina necked president of the united states of america

wtf have some respect for the office

say mister fat mentally challenged vagina necked president of the united states of america

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Xibanya posted:

Hahahaha he and many others on the right think Sessions and Flynn got in trouble for being photographed with Russians so they show up with photos of Dems with Russians, completely missing the point. It's like how a bunch of Trumpistas pointed out how left-wing darlings also said "pussy" because they thought that was what everyone was finding offensive.

please tweet this to trump as many people are sick of all the winning

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Not enough trump admin getting owned today, feeling p disappointed

Serf
May 5, 2011


Baloogan posted:

its a super effective smoke screen, most people aren't listening or reading, they are just seeing

trump!

when you're right you're right

the gop knows not to expect people to think about things for more than 2 seconds, and their lack of expectations is what lets them continue to brutally own the dems

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

the president of the united states just spent 15 minutes of his time slowly working out the correct spelling of "hereby" in a tweet he hopes will distract the public from his russian connections by calling more attention to them

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

4 years from now Trump still won

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Goblin vomit

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Serf posted:

when you're right you're right

the gop knows not to expect people to think about things for more than 2 seconds, and their lack of expectations is what lets them continue to brutally own the dems

lol 2 seconds

im down to half a second, tops

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
When was the last time Melissa McCarthy had a press conference?

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