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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Baloogan posted:

lol 2 seconds

im down to half a second, tops

duly noted, adjusting my measurements for the future

thx baloogan

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this is the first version of that meme ive liked

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
So Trump is stepping up his game and becoming a grammar Nazi too?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
anyhow time to jettttttttttttttttttttttttt gonna see drive by the trump tower now that its opened

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


He's our president.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Thom and the Heads posted:

the cool thing about twitter now is that verified account show up before everything else in the list of mentions on tweets so every trump tweet is a race for some tech chud to perform woke gymnastics in the form of a 12 tweet essay to harvest those sweet, sweet favs.

lol I was wondering why this started showing up on every single trump tweet

twitter is loving dumb

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
brain broke send help.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ragequit posted:

So Trump is stepping up his game and becoming a grammar Nazi too?

Once a nazi, always a nazi

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Trump has finally set the Russia issue to bed, thank goodness.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

loquacius posted:

I'm seriously mad that Sessions apparently isn't getting in trouble for literally committing a federal crime :mad:

Tbf you commit major federal crimes daily and federal prosecution is completely at the discretion of who wants to make you go to jail for them.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

GobiasIndustries posted:

Once a nazi, always a nazi

If only:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiUtXIVp8g

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


it's day 43 btw, not day 41

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

meetin in front o the cameras
dems cant even spy right

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Liberals were too happy when Scalia died. Let us show them

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's day 43 btw, not day 41

Lol like time is real pissboy.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Still bankin on some real poo poo droppin at like 8:30 tonight

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837756657757212673

hey kid, its me the president, uh, i fuckin hate this job its gay as hell

"hey kid, im the presidunt

stop all the politickin'"

triple sulk posted:

Hmm a new push alert from Reuters

"Trump considering separating women, children who cross Mexico border illegally"

:yikes:

when reached for comment the wh said that work will make them free

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Brother Friendship posted:

Trump has finally set the Russia issue to bed, thank goodness.

dombalt urmp dusts off his hands and nods because he's satisfied that he finally put a bow on this russia nonsense after demanding a retaliatory investigation into his opponents for the crimes that he's guilty of

Serf
May 5, 2011


if nothing else this is proving that no elected officials are capable of competently conspiring with foreign agents because they're unable to figure out how cameras and the internet work

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

drat Trump will make it to his 100 days; possibly his full term(s).

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Our president is a dumb dumb and I picked the wrong week to not pay attention to this thread.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
which metal gear character is this

https://twitter.com/IlvesToomas/status/837777991744827392

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
It's so weird how the president has to publicly declare everything

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Duscat posted:

the president of the united states just spent 15 minutes of his time slowly working out the correct spelling of "hereby"

That's called connecting with Americans. :smugdon:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

SirPhoebos posted:

I hope Dems go full :ironicat: and use the same excuse as the Reps that pushed the Lewinski investigation while they themselves had extra-marital affairs "Well we didn't lie under oath, which is what this is actually about really :smug:"

my party is already preempting that, by claiming sesh didn't really perjure himself, even though he was under oath at the time, because technically, he did not make the statement in a courtroom in an ongoing court case


Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

sry no headphones 2today but felt m8

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the idea that seshballs III might never function in an official capavity as AG makes me :unsmith:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
So why hasn't a perjury case gone on the books yet?

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/dorseyshaw/status/837732139248529408

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Alex jones looks miserable

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Xelkelvos posted:

So why hasn't a perjury case gone on the books yet?

a prosecutor needs to send a tweet starting with "I hereby demand" in order for it to have any legal merit

Serf
May 5, 2011


Xelkelvos posted:

So why hasn't a perjury case gone on the books yet?

because nothing matters

alternatively: you can weasel out of anything you said on the record when your party is in power and has nothing to fear

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/837771322495283201
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/837777497555099649
https://twitter.com/politico/status/837779150656180232


https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Trump should ask Alex Jones who his tailor is

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

a.lo posted:

Alex jones looks miserable

It's all the butt tumors from his diet of red meat and nootropics.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
4 more years, 4 more years.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I kinda miss all the Obama ties with foreign countries

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