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moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Office Pig posted:

Actually I'm just confused, because I have no idea why Tillerson would get axed.

he could be sacrificed on the swamp drain altar

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the best way to read republicans statements and actions is the exact opposite of their expressed intent, combined with almost 100% projection on negative/derogatory issues

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

ex post facho posted:

the best way to read republicans statements and actions is the exact opposite of their expressed intent, combined with almost 100% projection on negative/derogatory issues

ya

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a.lo posted:

Fine. Whatever

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
clicking the heck out of that oreos for breakfast story rn

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

hear by hearby herbeye here. bye. ribeye.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

cant cuck the chuck!

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
Will to die: rising

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

tillerson will get got but I bet it will be for something completely surprising and unrelated to russia

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

ex post facho posted:

the best way to read republicans statements and actions is the exact opposite of their expressed intent, combined with almost 100% projection on negative/derogatory issues

there is overwhelming evidence to support this outlook. More every day

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Feminasty Slut posted:

clicking the heck out of that oreos for breakfast story rn

Ooh link?

Edit nvm found it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hes so handsome

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
http://i.imgur.com/MZ8sFvq.mp4

what is he hiding????

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015
Trump is a dump

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"i hear-bye declare that no russian puppet no russian puppet ur the russian puppet"- the president of the united states of america

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
goons rapid fire shitposts with less spelling errors than the president of the US's daily tweets.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:prepop:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i wish the lenny kravitz dick explosion happened at the dnc

what a tragedy that those events didnt cross paths.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:rip: my vape - found broken in my bag :poland:

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




lol this petty rear end in a top hat is the president of the united states of america

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PRESIDENT GRIMACE

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ex post facho posted:

hilldawg woulda been a bad prez too but trump is like actively harming yourself

trump is worse than self harm what you talkin baout

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Lets take a peak as to what's going on over at FOXNEWS....

https://twitter.com/foxnewspolitics/status/837775635258957825
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/837763261219000320

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump reduced politics to tabloid scandal levels, its amazing

how scintillating~

Papa Chuck dated Putin and had donuts and coffee in a gas station oo la la~

anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one
I wonder if Trump thinks his tweeting "I hereby demand..." counts as an executive order

I wonder if it does

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Mariana Horchata posted:

:rip: my vape - found broken in my bag :poland:

get the goon favorite wood vapor genie. The only downside is looking like a crack fiend to people who don't know what it is

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

:rip: my vape - found broken in my bag :poland:

RIP
i vape my pineapple wheade cartridge in your honor :rznv:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

i wonder how loving bad trumps spelling is without his cellphone altocurrent

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

moveable shape posted:

get the goon favorite wood vapor genie. The only downside is looking like a crack fiend to people who don't know what it is

i felt like i was inhaling too much butane when using a lighter and sucked at using the other method so

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

:rip: my vape - found broken in my bag :poland:

just the tank right? replacements are pretty cheap.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

president vows to angrily step on his own dick after being dared to

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015
as long as you don't use a zippo or something else that leaks copious amounts of fuel I think the risk is pretty low

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lucky putin. nothing in russia can compare to lower manhattan gas station coffee

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Tatum Girlparts posted:

president vows to angrily step on his own dick after being dared to

This kind of unforced dick stomping is a good chance to push for an independent commission

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

moveable shape posted:

get the goon favorite wood vapor genie. The only downside is looking like a crack fiend to people who don't know what it is

already got one, but it's at home much like my headphones... What a poo poo day, I'm gonna go grab a bottle of vodka and get blind hosed :(

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im the pissident of the us and i beleive that the opposition party's open photo op w/press present is the same as multiple closed door meetings that were lied about under oath to congress,

also im a huge retard

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Feminasty Slut posted:

goons rapid fire shitposts with less spelling errors than the president of the US's daily tweets.

:ninja: yeeeeeaaaah same!!

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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