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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I haven't seen Konnan in awhile, does he always look like some sort of horribly deformed mutant, or is that a new development?



no

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JRImpactAsylum/status/837840814466351107
https://twitter.com/JRImpactAsylum/status/837841336615202818
https://twitter.com/JRImpactAsylum/status/837841657135579136

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"We just need heel Josh Mathews."

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


dying at the NXT line

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Why is EC3 around when they fired his aunt?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
With Konnan back I hope he brings back his old catchphrase but for copyright reasons has to say "yo yo yo, let me gleek on this" and then like spits through his teeth into JB Jeremy Borash's face

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Yes, let's put Josh Mathews in angles. Because Heel Michael Cole was such a smashing success.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Benne posted:

Yes, let's put Josh Mathews in angles. Because Heel Michael Cole was such a smashing success.

Now let's be fair

Heel Don West was the one that started this trend, and that was great in the sense that Don West is incapable of anything but greatness

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

It's gonna be Russo guys I can feel it

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/837846940444319744

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Russo should be the one to be running the creative when TNA finally dies. I support him coming back.

Plus hopefully it will bring back a renaissance of B&V Impact rants

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Strawberry Panda posted:

Why is EC3 around when they fired his aunt?

Because he's teaming with Josh Matthews to make a Dixie Carter loyalist faction to feud with the "Make TNA Great Again" Jarrett-loyalists. For real. Two factions feuding over which regime sucked less for a company that has never made money.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TNA!

Xplosion:
ODB defeats Rebel after Earl Hebner distracts Rebel by taking her hat and kissing her
Angelina Love defeats local talent MJ

Borash says the vacated world title is now Lashley's. Del Rio calls out Lashley, EC3 out instead. Winner gets Lashley
Trevor Lee defeats Braxton Sutter in a match also featuring Andrew Everett and the returning Suicide. Laurel Van Ness distracts Sutter
Pritchard says tag titles are recovered, vacant. 4 teams will battle for it: Reno Scum, Decay, Garza Jr/Laredo Kid, and the returning LAX who attack the other three teams
Davey Richards defeats Suicide
Mahabali Shera/Garza Jr/Laredo Kid defeat Idris Abraham/Fallah Bahh/Bokara (Shera pins Bokara)
Reno Scum defeat Decay
LAX defeat DCC. DCC tease dissension again post-match
Lashley defeats local talent Jake Holmes
Karen Jarrett is back. EC3 interrupts, says he'll make Impact great again (#4!). Josh Mathews out now, calls Karen the evil queen, says Dutch is 267 years old, thought Pritchard was dead. Fans boo, so he tells them to shut up and stop complaining just because they can't afford NXT. Says the Jarretts will be gone forever soon. Karen slaps him, Borash flips him off
Rosemary defeats Santana Garrett
Del Rio submits EC3, gets Lashley for the world title

One Night Only:
Laurel Van Ness defeats Rachael Ellering

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


rovert posted:

How the Wolves will be used at the TNA tapings today will be a story.

Is Eddie Edwards gone

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
What's worse? Josh Matthews as a heel character, or the fact that the faces he's feuding with are apparently the Jarretts and Jeremy Borash?

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Tato posted:

Because he's teaming with Josh Matthews to make a Dixie Carter loyalist faction to feud with the "Make TNA Great Again" Jarrett-loyalists. For real. Two factions feuding over which regime sucked less for a company that has never made money.

Naomichi Marufuji looks at this scene with his head in his hands and thinks 'dear God, they want us to send someone over there.'

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Venomous posted:

Naomichi Marufuji looks at this scene with his head in his hands and thinks 'dear God, they want us to send someone over there.'

It will be tough for him to get away from the 200 or 300 paying fans NOAH have left

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
LAX is Konnan, Homicide, indie tag team EYFBO, and indie lady Angel Rose

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Didn't Angel Rose just do a job for Nia? Or was it for Asuka?

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:


Pritchard says tag titles are recovered, vacant. 4 teams will battle for it: Reno Scum, Decay, Garza Jr/Laredo Kid, and the returning LAX who attack the other three teams

Please tell me Reno Scum is some sort of Rappongi Vice ripoff.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Chris James 2 posted:

Is Eddie Edwards gone

Free Eddie

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Martinpale posted:

Please tell me Reno Scum is some sort of Rappongi Vice ripoff.

I can answer this, they work a lot of shows in Northern California.

They are not rip-offs of RPG Vice they're just white trash punk guys from Reno. But if you think about it maybe they are the Reno versions of RPG Vice...

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I seem to remember Reno Scum working as jobbers for RoH when they were in Vegas and looking average

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Chris James 2 posted:

Xplosion:
ODB defeats Rebel after Earl Hebner distracts Rebel by taking her hat and kissing her
Yes, Russo is definitely here...

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

So who's under the Suicide mask now

Did they really change it back from Manik

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Basic Chunnel posted:

So who's under the Suicide mask now

Did they really change it back from Manik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbeLpwdIsck

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I am guessing that Edwards is in the Suicide get up based on Rovert's post.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

If so they had Davey wrestle him and win, and never revealed him under the mask. That'd be dumb and typical TNA but not newsworthy.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

maybe Plans Changed with the wolves

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



long-rear end nips Diane posted:

maybe Plans Changed with the wolves

That would imply that they had any plans for the Wolves other than their standard

"1. Split up successful tag team
2. ???
3. Losses"

method

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Basic Chunnel posted:

So who's under the Suicide mask now

Did they really change it back from Manik

OH poo poo IT'S VINCE RUSSO

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
edit

rovert fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Mar 4, 2017

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

same

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Garza Jr and Laredo Kid, two exciting and talented luchadores, are in a trios team with Mahabali Shera

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

oatgan posted:

Garza Jr and Laredo Kid, two exciting and talented luchadores, are in a trios team with Mahabali Shera

So were TJ Perkins and Sanada in the Revolution.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Is TJP jobbing on 205 Live better or worse than being Manik?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TNA

Xplosion:
Reno Scum defeat DCC
Drunk Laurel Van Ness defeats MJ Jenkins after spitting champagne in her eyes

Karen Jarrett says Maria had a nervous breakdown, and the lack of authority since her exit caused Sienna's bullying to go unpunished. Sienna says at least she got to Impact on merit, not because of who she married and who she moved on to. Karen demands an apology, but is interrupted and threatened by Kevin Matthews (Sienna's cousin). Braxton Sutter and Allie make the save, Braxton vs KM tonight
Andrew Everett pins DJZ. Helms says Everett gets an opportunity at Lee next week
Borash interviews Rosemary: who's next? ODB out accepting the challenge. Rest of the Knockouts out wanting shots too, brawl ensues
EC3 wants to be EC3time World champ. James Storm says he deserves the opportunity, but fans should choose. #MIGA
Knockouts gauntlet next week to determine #1 contender
Kevin Matthews defeats Sutter. Sutter/Allie stand tall post match, Drunk Laurel yells at them from the ramp
LAX win tag titles over Decay, Reno Scum, and Garza Jr/Laredo Kid
Eli Drake defeats Caleb Konley
Pritchard says next week there's a 4 v 4 Survivor Series of Team Borash vs Team Josh
ODB wins #1 contendership, eliminating Madison Rayne last
James Storm out to old music/Tron, done with DCC, back to being the cowboy. Most viewed Impact was when he won the world title, wants to #MIGA. Kingston/Bram interrupt, Storm superkicks both. RIP DCC
Edwards/Richards Last Man Standing tonight
Everett pins Rockett in a triple threat also featuring Suicide
Richards defeats Edwards

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Also does stuff from ROH's show tonight go here

If so, congrats new tag champs the Hardys

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Haha if he actually said "survivor series" they will get sued so fast

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/838198653600862209

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Did DCC ever do anything? I still don't even know what their gimmick was supposed to be!

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