Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

The Heart of Juliet Jones

I thought for a moment there that you'd accidentally pasted in a strip from the prison riot story Big Ben Bolt did a few months back.

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# ? May 14, 2024 03:41

Maslovo: Oct 12, 2016

Ghostlight posted:

It's a narrative device the tv show uses to lower costs by enabling them to fill multiple minutes per episode with a generic transformation scene to protect his loved ones, as usual. The key thing is that as a vehicle to sell toys the writers of He-Man didn't bother to have internal consistency Skeletor's goal has always been to assault Castle Greyskull and the Sorceress rather than the Royal Family - the episodes where he fucks with them happen because the writer for that episode assumes his "take over Eternia" goal is to assume kingship rather than ultimate magical power by breaching Greyskull fairly rarely.

I'm really interested to see how these go - off to a promising start with multiple Two Bad insults without a repeat!

Thanks, I never saw the cartoons so I didn't know that.

Mountaineer posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

But how did he get him in the bucket?

Mountaineer posted:

Pickles

https://imgur.com/gallery/QBE2lqB

# ? Mar 3, 2017 22:22

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Despite efforts to fix it, looks like my scanner still wants to chop off the right side of He-Man. At least this time it just comes right up to the edge rather than cutting off any of the comic. I think it's actually doing it to Star Trek too, but that one has wider gutters. I'll keep working on it. It might be something we just have to live with!

Star Trek

Ha ha! gently caress you, Scotty! We're having our own adventures down here!

I'm kind of loving this overly affectionate robot.

He-Man

Dude! He hasn't done your bidding yet! Ixnay on the ackstabbay!

I'm hoping that the presence of Hordak and Stacked Orko indicates that She-Ra may be in our future, but I haven't read ahead so I couldn't tell you.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 00:09

Mountaineer: Aug 29, 2008; Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Maslovo posted:

But how did he get him in the bucket?

Oh, I got this. Bleeker just placed the bucket over top of Refurb, scooped him up and flipped the bucket over. In the process Refurb became predictably dismembered but his head managed to end up on top somehow. Beneath the rim of that bucket is just a big jumble of Refurb parts.

Julet Esqu posted:

Star Trek

Kirk and McCoy: Oh no we're dying
Spock: Fascinating

This is great.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 01:19

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Julet Esqu posted:

Star Trek

I'm kind of loving this overly affectionate robot.

YOU ARE LOVED

WHAT WAS WILL BE WHAT WILL BE WAS

# ? Mar 4, 2017 01:26

Serious Cephalopod: Jul 1, 2007; This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop; Pillbug

Indolent Bastard posted:

Hahaha not the punchline I was expecting

https://sites.middlebury.edu/individualandthesociety/files/2010/09/jackson_lottery.pdf

# ? Mar 4, 2017 01:30

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Mountaineer posted:

Oh, I got this. Bleeker just placed the bucket over top of Refurb, scooped him up and flipped the bucket over. In the process Refurb became predictably dismembered but his head managed to end up on top somehow.

If you shake a mixed bucket, the mixture seperates out by density! :eng101:

Refurb's head is pretty empty.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 03:21

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

# ? Mar 4, 2017 03:45

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Selachian posted:

Buni

So I guess I'm not the only one who's had that roommate.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 03:53

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise features a very surprise cameo!

Transmodiar fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 4, 2017

# ? Mar 4, 2017 03:55

Maslovo: Oct 12, 2016

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise

I'm not the only one imagining her doing the voice am I? :allears:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:24

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set didn't want to shop here anyway.

Working Daze doesn't know what a running person looks like.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix plays with your preconceived notions.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:28

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Man these storyboards for The Last Jedi are weird.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 05:04

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

And He Did. (March, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (June, 1916)

Doings of the Duffs. (June, 1918, click for big)

The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))

They'll Do It Every Time (May, 1940, click for big)

Mopsy (November, 1940)

Tweedy (January, 1956, click for big)

Archie (October, 1955, click for big)

Jaf (1970)

Feiffer (1971, click for big)

sigh. plus �a change ...

Andy Capp (March, 1971, click for big)

Wee Pals (April, 1971, click for big)

Pyton

Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)

Dick Tracy (January, 2006, click for big)

Random Dick Tracy panel that made me smile:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 05:44

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

Honestly, kind of loving the "WOOOOOOOOO" kid.

Slammy posted:

Archie (October, 1955, click for big)

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:09

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Darthemed posted:

Honestly, kind of loving the "WOOOOOOOOO" kid.

You and 50 Cent

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:11

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (Jan. 5, 1995)

I was guilty of doing this. You know even when I got a collection I couldn't NOT go through the whole thing pretty much in one sitting. The Far Side was too drat good. It helps that it wasn't exactly something that required a whole lot of reading I suppose.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

In a bid of weird timing, I read this article yesterday.

F Minus

I know it's supposed to be foam, but I see the classic horseshoe of gray hair for bald guys.

Mary Worth

Rex Morgan MD

Obviously. He's only got one leg. He'd have to hop or limp away.

Secret Agent X-9

Apartment 3-G

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:29

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth

AHAHAHAAHAGHAAHAHAHA this payoff is loving incredible

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:30

dismas: Jul 31, 2008

Is zak on a date with Mary

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:37

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Synthbuttrange posted:

AHAHAHAAHAGHAAHAHAHA this payoff is loving incredible

It's an edit. Although I wish it wasn't.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:38

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Eagerly awaiting the plot arc where Zak is a horrible person for moving on after his girlfriend of a week or two broke up with him.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:47

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Phantom Classic

Radio Patrol

Rip Kirby

Big Ben Bolt

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:52

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Slammy posted:

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sigs5YNT0M

# ? Mar 4, 2017 07:01

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Mountaineer posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

...although, an avatar of Refurb in a bucket has a certain appeal to it, too.

I couldn't get the panel two one to work with the white or transparent background because there was too much crossover with the background colour and the outer lines (and I'm not very good at image editing).

Edit: I didn't make these for you and then immediately steal them for myself, someone else did that. :shrug:

Tiggum fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Mar 4, 2017

# ? Mar 4, 2017 07:23

treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (January 3, 1952)

Nancy (February 19, 1944)

Wash Tubbs (October 19, 1929)

Gasoline Alley (November 17, 1923)

Lil' Abner (July 16, 1937)

Barney Google (November 18, 1922)

Alley Oop (February 17, 1934)

# ? Mar 4, 2017 07:49

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail

Pearls Before Swine

The Phantom

Pooch Caf�

# ? Mar 4, 2017 08:06

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom

Too late!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 09:40

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kennel posted:

Too late!

Australia Post dodged the .45 ACP bullet by not putting Phantom's* face on the denominated stamps, just on the decorative ones.

_{* for the ghost who cares about philatelic nuances}

# ? Mar 4, 2017 10:32

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Nancy

Today's Dogg

Dustin

Mandrake

Remember that the police chief didn't want anyone to help Mandrake while he was in the pool.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 11:28

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kennel posted:

Nancy

oh they do remember your name, you're the Creepy Guy who keeps coming every day just to oogle at ladies

# ? Mar 4, 2017 12:28

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

that girl Dustin is hitting on at the bar looks like his mom

# ? Mar 4, 2017 12:53

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Kennel posted:

Nancy

I know I post some hard trash comics, but I think this one upsets me more than any other.

You've got a grown man complaining about banking, and unrelated ancient music references in the background, and it's supposed to be a Nancy comic!?

# ? Mar 4, 2017 13:50

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

Viivi & Wagner - I'm not entirely convinced the lack of text in the last panel is intentional.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 13:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Kennel posted:

Nancy

Hey gently caress face, a) what loving business do you run? You volunteer at a church and ogle your girlfriends tits. b) of course they treated you impersonally, you don't have a personal account with them and businesses aren't persons.

This applies in a more broader sense, but c) you may see a bank teller (I note you don't name them) four times a week, but they see hundreds of people a week. You octogenarian twat.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 14:11

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

that girl Dustin is hitting on at the bar looks like his mom

All women in Dustin look like his mom. Except for the one who is his dad in drag and with blackface.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 14:23

Mountaineer: Aug 29, 2008; Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Tiggum posted:

I couldn't get the panel two one to work with the white or transparent background because there was too much crossover with the background colour and the outer lines (and I'm not very good at image editing).

Edit: I didn't make these for you and then immediately steal them for myself, someone else did that.

Thanks for the thought. I might still take one if I can think of a good text to accompany it.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

I guess the rice bucket worked since we've suddenly moved on.

Pickles

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

# ? Mar 4, 2017 15:53

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

Crap. I think I officially like Intelligent Life.

But then again who am I to judge, I post garbage like Baldo:

I know that they're going for a "why can't you be like normal girls" scenario here, but honestly I'm just seeing a concerned parental figure trying to get a little girl to go out and socialize, desperately hoping she gains any hobby other than reading alone and talking to stuffed animals.

Wizard of Id