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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I can't read that ARRRH as anything other than a wilhelm scream.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



wow rocket, okay, a) WAAY too soon, b) if you can't stick to your own species, at least find ladies roughly your height and level of furryness

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Spider-Man died as he lived, in the most embarrassing way possible.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Manatee Cannon posted:

obviously spidey's back is covered in webbing as well and now ronan's stuck on his back like a flipped over turtle

That suggests a level of forethought several magnitudes of intelligence higher than Newspaper Spider-Man is capable of :)

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
At least Rocket and MJ can be together now. :angel:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
ahahahaha

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I am immediately reminded of Hanna Barbera sound effects by that WHOMP. Maybe it's the dead rigidness of Ronan.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Trustfall!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Doc Hawkins posted:

wow rocket, okay, a) WAAY too soon, b) if you can't stick to your own species, at least find ladies roughly your height and level of furryness

Hey, one outta two ain't bad.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Whomp!

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Spider-Man died as he lived, in the most embarrassing way possible.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Wait, why did Spidey purposely stick himself to Ronan? How was this a good plan? How would that get his helmet off?

I kind of hope Newspaper Spider-Man takes on the Juggernaut after this.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Hasn't Ronan already broken the webs? Multiple times?

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S

CapnAndy posted:

Hasn't Ronan already broken the webs? Multiple times?

Yeah, but now Spiderman is gonna be like, "Taking a nap, Ronan? You're so tired, I bet you can't even break the webs I placed all around your neck!" Then Ronan will pull off his own helmet, and our heros will enjoy a brief moment of victory before Ronan just puts it back on again.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


CapnAndy posted:

Hasn't Ronan already broken the webs? Multiple times?

Yeah but it's way tougher to break web if you can't reach it, eg if it's on your back. So that's the only part of the plan that makes sense.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Maxwell Adams posted:

Yeah, but now Spiderman is gonna be like, "Taking a nap, Ronan? You're so tired, I bet you can't even break the webs I placed all around your neck!" Then Ronan will pull off his own helmet, and our heros will enjoy a brief moment of victory before Ronan just puts it back on again.
Little do they know that during the critical moment Ronan has his helmet off, JJJ(who was coincidentally visiting relatives in Albuquerque) wanders by and hits him with a lamp for destroying his rental car.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




notthegoatseguy posted:

Wait, why did Spidey purposely stick himself to Ronan? How was this a good plan? How would that get his helmet off?


Much like a turtle Ronan can't get up if he falls on his back.

Cactus Jack posted:

At least Rocket and MJ can be together now. :angel:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Yup just lie there.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh no, not the two tallest buildings in albuquerque!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



spidey knew it was ronan's naptime and sacrificed himself to trick him into lying down, knowing full well that ronan would fall asleep

fiendishly clever, bravo spider-man

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
I feel like everything is going really well here.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



It's me. I'm the guy yelling "RUN!" as I run towards the giant(?) killer robot.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:


Yup just lie there.

:allears:

This is absurd.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It's okay, Spidey has the proportionate resistance to squishing of a spider.

Wait, poo poo.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Giant robot keeps yelling for shrooms.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Pretty dark that the sentry left a row of nuclear shadows in Albuquerque.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
So uh, Ronan? What's your next move?

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Synthbuttrange posted:


Yup just lie there.

The Sentry's sound effect describes the shape of his head! That's convenient!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So is the sentry standing on his knees in the second panel? The only way his proportions work is if his legs have become really stubby.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

Little did Ronan know that Spider-Man successfully tricked him into planking, and now Rocket will record it and upload to Space Youtube and make tens of Space Credits in ad revenue.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


It took me till the third panel to realize this wasn't the Sunday strip :sweatdrop:

I love how they took time out to remind everybody that Sentry is laying waste to a major and important US city while they fiddlefuck around with Ronan.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Synthbuttrange posted:


Yup just lie there.
That's literally just a poorly drawn JJJ on the far-right there.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



A neo-cubist would kill to be able to draw perspective that way.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Simple, but effective

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

DACK FAYDEN posted:

That's literally just a poorly drawn JJJ on the far-right there.
JJJ is on the far-right no matter how he's drawn.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh no, not the two tallest buildings in albuquerque!

Not the Albuquerque Holiday Inn!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:

Giant robot keeps yelling for shrooms.

Holy poo poo blowing up albawhatever is boring someone get me some shrooms

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Ronan will be crushed to learn that Peter was just faking it.

(im the smiley face petroglyph)

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notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:



Ronan will be crushed to learn that Peter was just faking it.

(im the smiley face petroglyph)

Panel 4: Is that a smiley face on that stone etching?

EDIT: Synth already caught it.

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