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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Just took a glance on Twitter and it looks like mostly Trump people use that hashtag

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Deputy suspended after satanic curse allegation

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Bicyclist sues city of Denver saying street-sweeper chased, struck him

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/27/denver-street-sweeper-lawsuit/

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



...probably not?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Once again the old adage proves true "if there is a question in a news headline, the answer is probably no."

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Fathis Munk posted:

Once again the old adage proves true "if there is a question in a news headline, the answer is probably no."

And there's always this famous example:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:laffo: that's some good baiting.

Though the big no is not the most clever solution, you immediately see it by flipping through the pages. Gotta bury that poo poo towards the end after some wishy-washy bullshit imo.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I think Medium is the most worthless site with the shittiest articles. Why are there so many about the secrets of SEO and 10 ways to use mindfulness to be a successful product manager.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mu Zeta posted:

I think Medium is the most worthless site with the shittiest articles. Why are there so many about the secrets of SEO and 10 ways to use mindfulness to be a successful product manager.

It's all self-published stuff, largely by people who use phrases like "content leader" and "building your brand" without being immediately murked with a nailgun

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-



quote:

The court heard Dando then shouted “Here, don’t talk to me like that, I will smash your head in and throw this snake at you

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/9-fine-benwell-drunk-who-12668073

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Mu Zeta posted:

I think Medium is the most worthless site with the shittiest articles. Why are there so many about the secrets of SEO and 10 ways to use mindfulness to be a successful product manager.

It's mostly for self promotion. I've honestly considered setting up a medium account and writing some "think pieces" just so I can include it on my resume / it shows up when a potential employer googles my name.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
A twofer,

Iowa lawmaker says business degree was Sizzler certificate

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Iowa-lawmaker-says-business-degree-was-Sizzler-certificate-415244293.html

Husband jailed after torching wife's saxophone

"Grand Traverse sheriff’s Lt. Brian Giddis said deputies arrested a 46-year-old man after his wife, 36, told authorities her husband had drunkenly destroyed their apartment, threatened to slit his wrists with a box cutter and set a saxophone ablaze on a balcony."

http://www.record-eagle.com/news/local_news/husband-jailed-after-torching-wife-s-saxophone/article_51e4a304-200b-57c2-a1a5-5fe89f1bdf71.html

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Lime Tonics posted:

A twofer,

Iowa lawmaker says business degree was Sizzler certificate

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Iowa-lawmaker-says-business-degree-was-Sizzler-certificate-415244293.html

Husband jailed after torching wife's saxophone

"Grand Traverse sheriff’s Lt. Brian Giddis said deputies arrested a 46-year-old man after his wife, 36, told authorities her husband had drunkenly destroyed their apartment, threatened to slit his wrists with a box cutter and set a saxophone ablaze on a balcony."

http://www.record-eagle.com/news/local_news/husband-jailed-after-torching-wife-s-saxophone/article_51e4a304-200b-57c2-a1a5-5fe89f1bdf71.html

I think he misheard his wife and thought she needed "more hot sax in her life."

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Knormal posted:



All the flooding has everyone a little worked up.

In 1997 a woman swimming there got sucked in to her death. http://m.sfgate.com/news/article/NORTH-BAY-Woman-Sucked-Into-Lake-Berryessa-2849821.php

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

But... saxophones aren't flammable.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

The Lone Badger posted:

But... saxophones aren't flammable.

Not the way you play them, anyway.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust



What are the approved methods of assassination in Malaysia then?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Not the way you play them, anyway.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

WOMAN SUCKED TO DEATH AT GLORY HOLE

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mu Zeta posted:



What are the approved methods of assassination in Malaysia then?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
This Man Was Killed by His 6-Ton Porn Collection

"A 50-year-old Japanese man was found dead, buried beneath six tons (that’s more than 13,000 pounds, in case you’re curious) of porn magazines, the Daily Mail reports. Not only that, but his body wasn’t discovered until six months later when his landlord stopped by to inquire about why the man hadn’t paid his rent."

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/man-killed-6-ton-porn-collection

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Oh my god I would have loved to hear the conversation when they realize what happened.


-OR-


"Unknowingly"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pik_d posted:

Oh my god I would have loved to hear the conversation when they realize what happened.


-OR-


"Unknowingly"

im sure if you google you can find some kind of costume/identity/incest/accident pornography

(substitute all those keywords for any keywords ever)

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Alabama man: Hey it's hard to tell who's under that fox head! :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8hwZ3iNcHc

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
From an article on a 1950s dead baby graveyard that was just discovered.
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-mass-grave-ireland-20170303-story.html

quote:

The commission said DNA analysis of selected remains confirmed the ages of the dead ranged from 35 weeks to 3 years old and were buried chiefly in the 1950s, when the facility was one of more than a dozen in Ireland offering shelter to orphans, unwed mothers and their children. The Tuam home closed in 1961.

[...]

The government's commissioner for children, Katherine Zappone, said Friday's findings were "sad and disturbing," and pledged that the children's descendants would be consulted on providing proper burials and other memorials.

Hm, something here doesn't add up.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Parts Kit posted:

From an article on a 1950s dead baby graveyard that was just discovered.
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-mass-grave-ireland-20170303-story.html


Hm, something here doesn't add up.

They're just older children, after all.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I think that was just his excuse. I've been told multiple times, without me ever even asking, that nobody keeps the suits on during because they are too valuable.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Parts Kit posted:

From an article on a 1950s dead baby graveyard that was just discovered.
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-mass-grave-ireland-20170303-story.html


Hm, something here doesn't add up.

prove that they arent our parents right now imo

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

The thing that gets me most with this (assuming it's really accidental) is not using protection. You're loving a furry, surely you would use a condom to prevent STDs if nothing else.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

GrossMurpel posted:

You're loving a furry, surely you would use a condom to prevent STDs if nothing else.
You only get STDs from gay sex, don't you know? :rolleyes:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'd like to encourage people to practice safe sex, especially if it's with someone from a group which is promiscuous (which furries apparently are).

I'm sorry that this post has no joke, the statistics on STI are horrific.

E: A smart condom? Why am I surprised?

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Mar 4, 2017

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

GrossMurpel posted:

The thing that gets me most with this (assuming it's really accidental) is not using protection. You're loving a furry, surely you would use a condom to prevent STDs if nothing else.

It's probably a clickbait article and not true.

e. yup, googled it

Kennel has a new favorite as of 14:44 on Mar 4, 2017

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
New Peeps-flavored Oreos reportedly turning people's poop pink

http://abc7chicago.com/food/new-peeps-flavored-oreos-reportedly-turning-peoples-poop-pink/1786781/

https://twitter.com/Elliegreentea/status/836515076085436417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
peeps eatin' peeps makin' poops, film at 11

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
These babies need to have a few cans of Grapico.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Owner of a zoo in Cumbria, UK is denied a license after 486 animals die in four years and a zookeeper is killed by a tiger

(not actually the title of the article, but an accurate summary)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Pigs can't tell me what to do!

That man clearly just want to transform himself into a virile black man. Of course cops would hate that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbt4vSYCiY0

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