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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

my favorite anecdotal detail out this morning is apparently they're not allowed to watch CNN at state anymore

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# ? May 16, 2024 20:38

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

wait I wasn't paying attention this morning what's going on? wiretaps? transcripts? Trump going crazy on twitter, what what?!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:08

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

my favorite anecdotal detail out this morning is apparently they're not allowed to watch CNN at state anymore

what

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:08

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I swear when he tries to fake acting Presidential the crazy just bottles up temporarily for a later catastrophic release.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:08

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Kurt_Cobain posted:

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/838044902961229824

heh

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:09

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Lmao at any moron media hack who thought that Trump not eating his own poo poo on stage this week meant that he'd start acting like a president

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zikan posted:

what

i have no confirmation of this, but its so hilarious i choose it to be true

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:09

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TwoStepBoog posted:

It's time to start drinking already?

Yes.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:10

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

we're TVIVing the end of the world

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:10

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

Mr X from the XFiles season two CHECKMATE MR LINDSAY

so much cooler than deep throat imo

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:10

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

lol Remember when out of touch journos were ready to deepthroat trump after he read from a TelePrompTer and exploited the widow of a dead (and currently burning in hell) soldier's wife? lol

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:10

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

You know that scene in the first couple of seasons of Family Guy where Bob Barker's on the TV saying Please spay and neuter your pets and Brian just monotone says "please just die already?"

That's where I am with like 90% of our government.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:11

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

FCKGW posted:

They go 110% at every show they play, they're a blast to see live

They're always climbing all over the stage equipment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjWl5l8uAZE

I love the hives

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i wonder if bannon wanders around all day humming the mission impossible theme song to himself

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:12

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

lol Trump is gonna try to get Obama arrested

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:13

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Baloogan posted:

we're TVIVing the end of the world

This is the gameday thread of life

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

lol Van Jones is such a dummy

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:13

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

poo poo's pop'n on a Saturday morning.
It would be cool if Donald was freaking about something that is real instead of a Brietbart article about a radio show.

The stuff that's terrifying right now is this mass deportation/dehumanization spin up.

Good morning my fellow Trumpmericans.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:13

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

I was representing Night Crew publicly last night. I stepped out for overpriced whiskey and beer then poo poo got weird. I'm massively hungover and have to read about this poo poo?

He knows the election is over, right? He knows it's not good to portray the office he occupies as one that spies on citizens, right? Goddamn you dumb pissbaby give me the wheel I'm still too drunk to drive and it's 9:13am.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:13

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

i'm heading out the door right now, but i just read chump's tweets from this morning and wanted to share a hearty belly laugh with y'all

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I have a colossal headache right now

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

That's our Trump

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:13

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Hey Barack you're allowed to call out retard president now please do it

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:14

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

hahaha the entire country is going to need therapy hahahahahaha

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:14

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

i wonder if bannon wanders around all day humming the mission impossible theme song to himself

"can't trust anyone, have to treat this like a real life version of tinker tailor soldier spy," bannon wheezed after he stopped to catch his breath after two flight of stairs

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:15

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:16

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

rear end cobra posted:

Hey Barack you're allowed to call out retard president now please do it

lol if you think barack gives two shits about you.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:16

Boner Zone: Jan 14, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo

going to a crawfish boil later and im already looking forward to a six pack of 8% abita andygator

i don't have a drinking problem ive got a pissbaby president problem

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:16

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/458763139866435584

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:17

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

wait did something yuge happen while i slept in?

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:17

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

*wakes up, groggily checks realDonaldTrump twitter, puts gun under pillow and goes back to sleep*

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

"Hmm.. this story is damaging and I liked it better when everyone was praising me. Maybe I should do something... presidential."

*nukes North Korea*

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:17

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

The presidential twitter beef with Arnold Schwarzenegger

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:17

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

Agrajag posted:

wait did something yuge happen while i slept in?

Donald Trump is president

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:18

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

lindsey graham defending obama's right to nominate a supreme court justice, bashing republicans who blockaded garland

lol???

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:19

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

lol if you think barack gives two shits about you.

If Trump actually starts trying to throw his weight at the Obamas you know that's when the shoe will drop. Obama left with basically the most sterling legacy of any president in living memory - and you know he's got piles and piles of documents/people on the inside still loyal to him over this poo poo-clown. It's all bluster because the moment Trump made a move is the moment the stage collapses.

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