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Sure are a lot of people getting bent out of shape at our ribbing of goofy video game poo poo on this dead comedy forum.
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I hope ME if decent but if it's bad I'll enjoy having a laugh but I wish more games were good!
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Mar 4, 2017 07:21
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Crabtree posted:It's going to possibly be a good game buried in a lot of potential busy work. Like, I could take dumb story if its just that. But the people behind this LOVE planet scanning. So I'm worried that they're just going to tie getting anything cool behind LOADS OF BUSYWORK. Why do they love planet scanning? Do they also love bar code readers? Are these the people that scan every bar code at a grocery store?
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Mar 4, 2017 07:59
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Admiral Ray posted:Why do they love planet scanning? Do they also love bar code readers? Are these the people that scan every bar code at a grocery store? we finally found what happened to the kids that played with skannerz
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Mar 4, 2017 08:03
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I hope ME if decent but if it's bad I'll enjoy having a laugh but I wish more games were good! get the gently caress outta heee
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Mar 4, 2017 08:17
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Ein Sexmonster posted:I can't believe no one's posted this screencap yet: They call her the baroness because she can suck a golf ball from a vacuum cleaner hose.
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Mar 4, 2017 08:39
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Is any of the editions pre order only or parts of? I'm abroad for two more months and a bit unsure how I can buy this on my phone (website?) or if Ill miss any content by not pre ordering. It's cheaper to pre order?
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Mar 4, 2017 08:40
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Alan Is More Upset posted:Sure are a lot of people getting bent out of shape at our ribbing of goofy video game poo poo on this dead comedy forum. "Game will be trash, liking things is for bozos" gets old after three months.
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Mar 4, 2017 09:23
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Admiral Ray posted:Why do they love planet scanning? Do they also love bar code readers? Are these the people that scan every bar code at a grocery store? Uhhh I had a Cuecat barcode scanner for my PC back in the day and it owned.
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Mar 4, 2017 09:28
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Alan Is More Upset posted:Sure are a lot of people getting bent out of shape at our ribbing of goofy video game poo poo on this dead comedy forum. Yeah I don't believe for a second that's all it was. Maybe at first but after a point people start to get high on their own farts and think they really are some eagle eyed animation connoisseur due to the screenshots taken by some dude on Reddit. Those HACKS at Bioware, how dare they output such substandard work!!!
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Mar 4, 2017 09:50
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YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THOSE loving HOME RUNS BIOWARE
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Mar 4, 2017 09:54
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AngryBooch posted:I doubt Bioware has the restraint to portray the Ryders as green 22 year olds instead of hypercompetent operatives on the level of Shepard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0
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Mar 4, 2017 10:43
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This thread has now convinced me that this game is going to suck. Quality animation never looks goofy paus-  Oh.
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Mar 4, 2017 12:43
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Hmmm I wonder how Bioware might put these newer, more dynamic, more pliable lip animations of theirs to use 
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Mar 4, 2017 12:52
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I hope this doesn't have the same audio gently caress up that was fixable in ME3 but not in DA:I about the number of channels being used, which made DAI literally unplayable for me lol
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Mar 4, 2017 13:31
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Groetgaffel posted:This thread has now convinced me that this game is going to suck. You're absolutely right! There are no, say, gifs of this game's animation looking terrible in motion. None at all.
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Mar 4, 2017 13:33
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Thor-Stryker posted:Or we can just model everyone to speak like sperg-lord basement dwellers who mumble every sentence as if they're trying to be a ventriloquist. No see this is actually what they did do, and that's why we're mocking it.
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Mar 4, 2017 13:35
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 And the winner for best reddit comment of all time: quote:(record scratch) (freeze frame) Yep, that's me, Scott Ryder. You're probably wondering how I ended up in the Andromeda Galaxy...
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Mar 4, 2017 14:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyaxyzc7QU
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Mar 4, 2017 14:32
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You tried.
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Pattonesque posted:Here's the exploration trailer Why would you take design cues from the weak parts of a game that didn't sell as well as the games you're making a sequel to? DA:I's open-world content was pure grind with no payoff. Hopefully the "meaningful sidequests like TW3" namedropping they've been doing isn't pure bullshit; would've liked to see some of that in the footage.
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Mar 4, 2017 15:28
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Seconds after this some of the npcs in the background change positions and lerp from one spot to the other with motion blur like ghosts.  
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Mar 4, 2017 16:01
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Captain Oblivious posted:Ah, you mean as in a kind of thing where the ending does poo poo like "Because Ryder woke up all the military people first he wound up causing a Fascist Military State in Andromeda that went on to conquer neighboring clusters, good job"? I could see that. If you don't play Ryder as an imperialist warmonger you're doing it wrong
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Mar 4, 2017 16:16
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The Iron Rose posted:If you don't play Ryder as an imperialist warmonger you're doing it wrong Mass Effect: Belgian Congo
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Mar 4, 2017 16:19
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I'm naming a planet Rhodesia
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Mar 4, 2017 16:23
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a primate posted:I'm naming a planet Rhodesia In ME:A 2 the natives throw you out and confiscate your fancy Milky Way technology. In ME:A 3 you return and can buy all the hookers you want for 100 million trillion local space bux (or a thermal clip).
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Mar 4, 2017 16:25
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Can't wait to romance the hot new squadmate, Leon Rom
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Mar 4, 2017 16:28
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The Iron Rose posted:If you don't play Ryder as an imperialist warmonger you're doing it wrong Going by the exploration video being a bad guy doesn't seem to be a thing. It mentioned how that if you wanted an outpost on the planet you needed to show the krogans you would be helpful to them.
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Mar 4, 2017 16:32
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I'm willing to get in bed with the krogans to further the Andromeda Initiative's goals. ... what I mean is, I'm willing to work with them on various issues Then we'll have rough, bruise-inducing sex
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Mar 4, 2017 16:42
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Ein Sexmonster posted:I can't believe no one's posted this screencap yet: Oral sex confirmed
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Mar 4, 2017 17:02
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Alan Is More Upset posted:Seconds after this some of the npcs in the background change positions and lerp from one spot to the other with motion blur like ghosts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2qFhbWBT4A Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Mar 4, 2017 17:33
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I will play as male Ryder and change his face because he looks like he dropped out of Jersey Shore and I want him to look like a grotesque ugly creature such as myself instead, thank you for reading.
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Mar 4, 2017 17:48
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 Someone pointed out the stars it appears you'll visit. quote:Pearl @fatherofpearl Dark Souls Effect!? quote:Pearl @fatherofpearl1 No, more like the Witcher 3, where starting a new game made your current level basically the new level 1 for purposes of content scaling. quote:Chris Miracle @miracle_5514 quote:BioFan @biofanofficial Biofan, I believe, consistently plays gay characters, so I take this to most likely mean you can have multiple gay love interests at once. We've only really had one gay love interest hinted at until now, so I hope that's good news for gay players. quote:N. Shaketown @n_shaketown And a multiplayer pic: 
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Mar 4, 2017 17:57
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I don't get the point of that galaxy map screenshot, they were already marked why do they need to be pointed out with numbers? Is it the... order in which we'll be visiting them?
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Mar 4, 2017 18:03
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Deakul posted:I don't get the point of that galaxy map screenshot, they were already marked why do they need to be pointed out with numbers? I dunno, to count them probably? The numbers are just going left to right, no way is that how they'll have people explore.
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Mar 4, 2017 18:08
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Yeah, it's just someone counting them up and then using that number to get grumpy because technically Mass Effect 1 had more stars to visit, therefore this game that promises to be the biggest Mass Effect isn't actually the biggest because the only thing that makes the game itself big is the number of stars, of course!
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Mar 4, 2017 18:14
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I would be very surprised if a feature of the big New open world mass effect game was "you have to do the planets in order"
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Deakul posted:I don't get the point of that galaxy map screenshot, they were already marked why do they need to be pointed out with numbers? It's definitely to count them. 37 systems are visible. It's still possible that more systems will be unlocked later in the story, like it happened in ME2 and ME3 if I recall correctly. How many systems could we visit in ME2 and ME3?
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