- Schnorkles
- Apr 30, 2015
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It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.
We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.
You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
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they have no idea how to write any type of legislation
Bannon, drunkenly: WE'RE GONNA SMASH THE ADMINISTRATIVE STATE *hammers numbers in excel and calls it a budget*
Republican Congress: lol no
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- BAE OF PIGS
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Tup
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Mar 4, 2017 17:39
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Bannon: "We're going to run a lean and mean machine of ideologically pure staffers who are also incredibly amazing at their jobs!"
*all of the staffers who are ideologically pure enough are incompetent and the competent staffers hate his guts over his terrible ideology*
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- sector_corrector
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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real talk I think Bannon is completely out of his depth and totally clueless in how to move forward and this whole "he's a dark mastermind woah ho ho ho" is really stupid
I think that trump is less... controllable than he imagined. But it really does seem to be a confederacy of dunces over there.
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Mar 4, 2017 17:41
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- UFOTacoMan
- Sep 22, 2005
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Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
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I need this re:tweet printed out and mailed to the twitter news stat!
edit: I'm serious, quit standing around staring at me!
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Trump tweets were fake news all along!!
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/838066456155852800
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Mar 4, 2017 17:42
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- jBrereton
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it turns out they had the safest computer system of all at the RNC: sending faxes
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Mar 4, 2017 17:42
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- bean mom
- Jan 30, 2009
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day 
jest drink~ 
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Mar 4, 2017 17:43
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- Pomp
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by Fluffdaddy
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Which song should I have on loop while watching this poo poo? "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M. or "Atomic Power" by Uncle Tupelo?
this guitar solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta2-VXNIhH0&t=960s
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- Schnorkles
- Apr 30, 2015
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It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.
We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.
You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
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wait which one is bannon
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- Dr_0ctag0n
- Apr 25, 2015
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The whole human race
sentenced
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day
jest drink~
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Mar 4, 2017 17:43
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- Zikan
- Feb 29, 2004
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the tub is bannon's mind
megatron is hitler
starscream is julius evola
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Mar 4, 2017 17:44
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- Brother Friendship
- Jul 12, 2013
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Republicans absolutely love going on about their hard upbringings and personal tragedies to justify their horrendous political beliefs and policies. Graham clearly knows that his politics are garbage and yet defends them as effectively as possible, meaning that his 'leftward' tilt is even more insulting and lovely. Really, I have more respect for some concrete block like Cotton than Graham, at least Cotton is unaware that he's just another brick in the wall.
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Mar 4, 2017 17:45
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- UFOTacoMan
- Sep 22, 2005
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Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
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It always amazing to discover a brilliant new detail in our universe. Fascinating. Humanity has accomplished some truly great feats.
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Mar 4, 2017 17:45
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- quadrophrenic
- Feb 4, 2011
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WIN MARNIE WIN
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https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/838010340579426304
this is a p long tweet thread and worth a read, but here's the thesis:
https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/838019469066776576
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day
jest drink~
I sense the influence of torment in this post
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Mar 4, 2017 17:46
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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I have a list of every friend who told me Hillary was just as bad as Trump and I read the list to myself every night like Arya Stark
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Mar 4, 2017 17:47
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- Schnorkles
- Apr 30, 2015
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It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.
We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.
You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
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both this is an abstraction of the working of his mind, his interior reality
*extremely matrix voice* woah
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"There is no chance we listened to Trump's calls" - a former US Official with direct knowledge, struggling with the cognitive dissonance that goes into saying this while having spent years listening to literally everyone's calls and reading their emails.
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- quadrophrenic
- Feb 4, 2011
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WIN MARNIE WIN
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day
jest drink~
so time kinda stopped while i was reading this post and now i can see inside myself
what the gently caress
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- shiksa
- Nov 9, 2009
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i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
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I have a list of every friend who told me Hillary was just as bad as Trump and I read the list to myself every night like Arya Stark
Lmao
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Mar 4, 2017 17:47
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- mormonpartyboat
- Jan 14, 2015
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by Reene
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did someone just yell at lindsey graham "BA BA BOOEY"
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- Schnorkles
- Apr 30, 2015
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It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.
We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.
You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
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poo poo gonna get real when donald trumps 40% floor/cieling [they appear to be the same thing right now] wavers after the GOP has a major legislative failure with either the ACA or the budget
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Mar 4, 2017 17:48
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- mormonpartyboat
- Jan 14, 2015
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by Reene
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day
jest drink~
hell, saem
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Mar 4, 2017 17:49
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- Baloogan
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My #1 motivation for having grandkids at this point is to borrow their history textbooks and see how this admin is viewed by future generations
but my wife is now on board with the "we're all going to die in nuclear hellfire/global flooding/etc." idea and now she's not sure if she wants kids
honey if you're reading this thread please stop, we can't both be brokebrains!
have kids after the apocylypse, if you have kids before they will be spoiled and will think that eating dogfood is somehow beneath them instead of an incredible treat
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- quadrophrenic
- Feb 4, 2011
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WIN MARNIE WIN
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I have a list of every friend who told me Hillary was just as bad as Trump and I read the list to myself every night like Arya Stark
uh, source yr jokes buddy
https://twitter.com/rachie_claire/status/825517370177417216
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- mormonpartyboat
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by Reene
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depends on what yer definition of "real" is
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Mar 4, 2017 17:50
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- TwoStepBoog
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i have a picture of Bernie that I kiss everynight and say "sorry daddy" to everynight
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- Yinlock
- Oct 22, 2008
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day
jest drink~
lame
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Mar 4, 2017 17:52
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- Al!
- Apr 2, 2010
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were drunks who gives a poo poo
its all the same
wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.
You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.
and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day
jest drink~
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