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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



angerbeet posted:

you just have to watch out for the munchies

also it turns out a beer and a joint is even better than both alone

and then a pizza

i have an aquarium of bong water that i use to raise anchovies for my pizza. i call them....weedchovies

jk, i loving hate anchovies. also i'm dead

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Donal "Fat Retarded Nixon" Turmp

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

id you didn't make it on the list it's probably because i was asleep/passed out/skipping pages. dw because like I said yesterday immigration happens quickly and well people die a lot too

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Unperson_47 posted:

i have an aquarium of bong water that i use to raise anchovies for my pizza. i call them....weedchovies

jk, i loving hate anchovies. also i'm dead

I got anchovies on a pizza a couple of weekends ago because I was like "hmm can't be that bad"

it was pretty bad actually

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

angerbeet posted:

I got anchovies on a pizza a couple of weekends ago because I was like "hmm can't be that bad"

it was pretty bad actually

you also can't really fully remove them from a pizza. an anchovy'd pizza is forever tainted and ruined by the lingering fish stink/flavour

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

angerbeet posted:

you just have to watch out for the munchies

also it turns out a beer and a joint is even better than both alone

and then a pizza

dont tempt me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

nixon was a true statesman compared to trump, also sixty nine (69) nice

lbj to nixon is the most fascinating sequential potus pair in living memory imo

two men each individually fascinating and each incredibly competent in certain domains but both w huge blind spots, and for all that they could not have more difference in character if they tried

Obama to trump might unseat that tho, we'll see

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

angerbeet posted:

I got anchovies on a pizza a couple of weekends ago because I was like "hmm can't be that bad"

it was pretty bad actually

they're good in sauces and stews and soups because they dissolve though

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Squizzle posted:

lbj to nixon is the most fascinating sequential potus pair in living memory imo

two men each individually fascinating and each incredibly competent in certain domains but both w huge blind spots, and for all that they could not have more difference in character if they tried

Obama to trump might unseat that tho, we'll see

:agreed: LBJ and Nixon were the most interesting presidents ever by far, I really hope Caro lives to finish the final LBJ book

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/838107324153745409

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
freep

quote:

Barky needs to swing - publicly - full Mussolini.

quote:

To clarify, we will do nothing to the Obama criminals. He is a well protected African Muslim. What this enemy deserves is something else.

quote:

If you are right, and the more I read it the more I tend to think you could be, then there is nothing left but Civil War.

BUT, and this is a big but, if Donald John Trump is the anointed of God, then, like David fighting Saul, obama and his top leaders will die.

quote:

I have this picture in my head of a legion of demons surrounding and infiltrating the democrat, grinning, howling and laughing maniacally.

I also picture demons within the GOP quietly grinning, snickering, and rubbing their hands.

When Trump was elected, I thought that maybe our nation could be restored.
And though that is possible, maybe THAT ISN'T Gods plan.

quote:

All Trump has to do is declare a State of Emergency, round up blue lipped Kenyan HUSSEIN BARAKA and a couple of hundred appointees still lurking in positions of power, and suspend Habeas Corpus until things get figured out.

This IRANIAN MUSLIM COMMNUIST VALERIE JARRETT has moved into the HUSSEIN BARAKA SHADOW WHITE HOUSE for the Secret Service protection, she knows it will be harder to grab her if she has that protection.

This is the beginning of the counter coup.

Trump is well within his rights to do whatever is necessary to put down this marxist muslim rebellion.

quote:

Recess the senate, President Trump appoints everyone, even though it is for a year and get his people in.

quote:

A lot of people need to go to jail or the gallows.

quote:

So why would Trump Tower be bugged PRIOR to the election, an election that in everyone’s estimation was going to be won by Hillary Clinton, thus rendering DJT powerless?

quote:

Taking out President Trump would be the biggest mistake the left could make, because he is the embodiment of the American people’s last hope to save our republic through our established peaceful and legal process.

If he is deposed through foul and heinous means, the people will be left with nothing to lose, and will react against those forces who struck down this great man, with a fury not seen on our soil in 150 years.

quote:

All or nearly all of the high-ranking dems (and many repubs) are guilty of serious crimes. This is not about politics and revenge. It is about corruption at the highest levels.

quote:

Valerie Jarrett is the Muslim Brotherhood puppet master who pulls Obama’s strings. Valerie cares not about the dems. Her whole plan is to claim the U.S. for the Muslim Brotherhood. Simple as that.

quote:

Good points, but consider this, also: the pizzagate issue is boiling under the radar because the media have been ordered to ignore and fabricate dissonance; too many of both parties could be exposed and the American People WILL get behind any work to prosecute child exploitation criminals. THAT is the power Sessions threatens for these bastards like Graham and Schumer, so they will go all out to end this Presidency asap. Pray to GOD that there are Patriots still in the spook fields who will throw wenches in the cogs of these lying Traitors. Someone in the NYPD could slam this Treason to a screeching halt by leaking the deep data from the Pizzagate files. Child molesting murderers dive for deep holes when they are exposed for their crimes against children.

quote:

President Trump is a different kind of animal than they have met. He fights back and he fights to win. President Trump is a better infighter than all of the Dems put together, none of whom have ever learned to fight back when their schemes are uncovered.

e: oh those are all reactions to this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

rear end cobra posted:

:agreed: LBJ and Nixon were the most interesting presidents ever by far, I really hope Caro lives to finish the final LBJ book

unlikely since he'll probably be abck in syria soon enough

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/838114897821118465



Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

McGlockenshire posted:

freep














e: oh those are all reactions to this


We should report freep

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's so loving lazy lol

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
It's me I'm the freeper having psychotic hallucinations of demons in the White House

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Jose posted:

he's so loving lazy lol

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

McGlockenshire posted:

freep














e: oh those are all reactions to this


these all make more sense if you imagine them being written by morbidly obese men on disability

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lbj was a fuckin liberal wizard, he knew how to work the american political system to get what he wanted like few other people ever have, he was like an ibm deep blue system trained for legislative agendas

he also felt a moral obligation to help the underprivileged and oppressed and managed to get civil rights legislation passed that wouldnt pass uh basically at any other time in history except maybe during the height of ww2 when fdr could do what he felt like

he shepherded the apollo program such that the moon landing was possible

he had a dick the size of a canadian province

but for all that, he still completed bungled viet nam, wtf

then you have nixon, who was mfin dick nixon

dude sank all his character creation points into intelligence and had nothing left to allocate toward charm personality mental health etc

crazy times

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

he's so loving lazy lol

Finally a president thats just like me

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

murked by dragon posted:

you also can't really fully remove them from a pizza. an anchovy'd pizza is forever tainted and ruined by the lingering fish stink/flavour

I tried because it was a pretty baller pizza otherwise but the taint was forever upon it

Jose posted:

they're good in sauces and stews and soups because they dissolve though

agreedo although i just use fish sauce most of the time because I don't want to use like, half a can of anchiovies and have them sit in the fridge forever

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

angerbeet posted:

I tried because it was a pretty baller pizza otherwise but the taint was forever upon it


agreedo although i just use fish sauce most of the time because I don't want to use like, half a can of anchiovies and have them sit in the fridge forever

Make puttanesca

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

We should report freep

For a Hugo award in dystopian fiction

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Donald John Trump is the anointed of God

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

brugroffil posted:

Donald John Trump is the anointed of God

also a child rapist

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

BeOSPOS posted:

For a Hugo award in dystopian fiction

:drat:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

I think they are genuinely unsure of what to say. because not matter what happens its really loving bad for them. either trump is mentally broken and paranoid and lashing at everyone in petty spite or the IC did have FISA order placed and they have real poo poo on him. there is no good way to spin this.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/838111226211233793

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lawman 0 posted:

Make puttanesca

linguini puttanesca

whorish lil tongues

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Lol we are not even two months into Trump's presidency.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i just got on my computer and :holymoley:

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Lawman 0 posted:

We should report freep

I did a few FBI tip line submissions running up to the election, they were whipping themselves into a frenzy way beyond the usual keeping the powder dry and I'm pretty sure that we'd see freep types raising a loving white power militia if hillary had won

I think we ended up in the less dangerous timeline though because the alternative seems to be funnier and less deadly so far

e:

moveable shape posted:

these all make more sense if you imagine them being written by morbidly obese men on disability

freep has lots of women, actually so it's better to just generalize them all into old white people

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Squizzle posted:

linguini puttanesca

whorish lil tongues

I'll make that next week

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




rear end cobra posted:

:agreed: LBJ and Nixon were the most interesting presidents ever by far, I really hope Caro lives to finish the final LBJ book

i hope theres a chapter about his pants

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

UrbicaMortis posted:

Please let me die.

Venom Snake posted:

your on the list

Why this betrayal, Venom Snake?

Is it because I didn't vote for Hillary? I wanted to but, despite what Donald Trump thinks, non-US citizens weren't allowed to vote.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Lawman 0 posted:

Make puttanesca

And upset my distant cousin's theatre troupe? I don't think so

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lawman 0 posted:

I'll make that next week

no need to make it, its just funny to say because it means whorish lil tongues

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

steven king trolling trump to make him more paranoid is amazing

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