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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Sir Tonk posted:

lol sessions is going to get yelled at by Trump

Lets hope so

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

This is an elegant metaphor

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


no body pillow

5/10

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


once again, Ben Garrison saves the thread

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

How much money do you think he gets per cartoon

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ATP_Power posted:

You invest so much in it, don't you? It's what elevates you above the beasts of the field, it's what makes you special. Homo sapiens, you call yourself. Wise Man. Do you even know what it is, this consciousness you cite in your own exaltation? Do you even know what it's for?
Maybe you think it gives you free will. Maybe you've forgotten that sleepwalkers converse, drive vehicles, commit crimes and clean up afterwards, unconscious the whole time. Maybe nobody's told you that even waking souls are only slaves in denial.
Make a conscious choice. Decide to move your index finger. Too late! The electricity's already halfway down your arm. Your body began to act a full half-second before your conscious self 'chose' to, for the self chose nothing; something else set your body in motion, sent an executive summary—almost an afterthought— to the homunculus behind your eyes. That little man, that arrogant subroutine that thinks of itself as the person, mistakes correlation for causality: it reads the summary and it sees the hand move, and it thinks that one drove the other.
But it's not in charge. You're not in charge. If free will even exists, it doesn't share living space with the likes of you.
Insight, then. Wisdom. The quest for knowledge, the derivation of theorems, science and technology and all those exclusively human pursuits that must surely rest on a conscious foundation. Maybe that's what sentience would be for— if scientific breakthroughs didn't spring fully-formed from the subconscious mind, manifest themselves in dreams, as full-blown insights after a deep night's sleep. It's the most basic rule of the stymied researcher: stop thinking about the problem. Do something else. It will come to you if you just stop being conscious of it.
Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing. Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go, let the body run itself. Every driver of any manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.
Don't even try to talk about the learning curve. Don't bother citing the months of deliberate practice that precede the unconscious performance, or the years of study and experiment leading up to the gift-wrapped Eureka moment. So what if your lessons are all learned consciously? Do you think that proves there's no other way? Heuristic software's been learning from experience for over a hundred years. Machines master chess, cars learn to drive themselves, statistical programs face problems and design the experiments to solve them and you think that the only path to learning leads through sentience? You're Stone-age nomads, eking out some marginal existence on the veldt—denying even the possibility of agriculture, because hunting and gathering was good enough for your parents.
Do you want to know what consciousness is for? Do you want to know the only real purpose it serves? Training wheels. You can't see both aspects of the Necker Cube at once, so it lets you focus on one and dismiss the other. That's a pretty half-assed way to parse reality. You're always better off looking at more than one side of anything. Go on, try. Defocus. It's the next logical step.
Oh, but you can't. There's something in the way.
And it's fighting back.

*

Evolution has no foresight. Complex machinery develops its own agendas. Brains—cheat. Feedback loops evolve to promote stable heartbeats and then stumble upon the temptation of rhythm and music. The rush evoked by fractal imagery, the algorithms used for habitat selection, metastasize into art. Thrills that once had to be earned in increments of fitness can now be had from pointless introspection. Aesthetics rise unbidden from a trillion dopamine receptors, and the system moves beyond modeling the organism. It begins to model the very process of modeling. It consumes ever-more computational resources, bogs itself down with endless recursion and irrelevant simulations. Like the parasitic DNA that accretes in every natural genome, it persists and proliferates and produces nothing but itself. Metaprocesses bloom like cancer, and awaken, and call themselves I.

I'll have the Arby's Meat Mountain thank you.

McRib is back?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Thatim posted:

You sure complain a lot that activists arent putting in enough of effort while posting on these forums.

lol is complaining? huh.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

TwoStepBoog posted:

I'm the Climate Change guy saying "Pay me!" for some reason

it's al gore, profiting off hysteria and fear-mongering

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Sir Tonk posted:



no body pillow

5/10

im the guy in the trash bag poncho

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ATP_Power posted:

You invest so much in it, don't you? It's what elevates you above the beasts of the field, it's what makes you special. Homo sapiens, you call yourself. Wise Man. Do you even know what it is, this consciousness you cite in your own exaltation? Do you even know what it's for?
Maybe you think it gives you free will. Maybe you've forgotten that sleepwalkers converse, drive vehicles, commit crimes and clean up afterwards, unconscious the whole time. Maybe nobody's told you that even waking souls are only slaves in denial.
Make a conscious choice. Decide to move your index finger. Too late! The electricity's already halfway down your arm. Your body began to act a full half-second before your conscious self 'chose' to, for the self chose nothing; something else set your body in motion, sent an executive summary—almost an afterthought— to the homunculus behind your eyes. That little man, that arrogant subroutine that thinks of itself as the person, mistakes correlation for causality: it reads the summary and it sees the hand move, and it thinks that one drove the other.
But it's not in charge. You're not in charge. If free will even exists, it doesn't share living space with the likes of you.
Insight, then. Wisdom. The quest for knowledge, the derivation of theorems, science and technology and all those exclusively human pursuits that must surely rest on a conscious foundation. Maybe that's what sentience would be for— if scientific breakthroughs didn't spring fully-formed from the subconscious mind, manifest themselves in dreams, as full-blown insights after a deep night's sleep. It's the most basic rule of the stymied researcher: stop thinking about the problem. Do something else. It will come to you if you just stop being conscious of it.
Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing. Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go, let the body run itself. Every driver of any manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.
Don't even try to talk about the learning curve. Don't bother citing the months of deliberate practice that precede the unconscious performance, or the years of study and experiment leading up to the gift-wrapped Eureka moment. So what if your lessons are all learned consciously? Do you think that proves there's no other way? Heuristic software's been learning from experience for over a hundred years. Machines master chess, cars learn to drive themselves, statistical programs face problems and design the experiments to solve them and you think that the only path to learning leads through sentience? You're Stone-age nomads, eking out some marginal existence on the veldt—denying even the possibility of agriculture, because hunting and gathering was good enough for your parents.
Do you want to know what consciousness is for? Do you want to know the only real purpose it serves? Training wheels. You can't see both aspects of the Necker Cube at once, so it lets you focus on one and dismiss the other. That's a pretty half-assed way to parse reality. You're always better off looking at more than one side of anything. Go on, try. Defocus. It's the next logical step.
Oh, but you can't. There's something in the way.
And it's fighting back.

*

Evolution has no foresight. Complex machinery develops its own agendas. Brains—cheat. Feedback loops evolve to promote stable heartbeats and then stumble upon the temptation of rhythm and music. The rush evoked by fractal imagery, the algorithms used for habitat selection, metastasize into art. Thrills that once had to be earned in increments of fitness can now be had from pointless introspection. Aesthetics rise unbidden from a trillion dopamine receptors, and the system moves beyond modeling the organism. It begins to model the very process of modeling. It consumes ever-more computational resources, bogs itself down with endless recursion and irrelevant simulations. Like the parasitic DNA that accretes in every natural genome, it persists and proliferates and produces nothing but itself. Metaprocesses bloom like cancer, and awaken, and call themselves I.

I'll have the Arby's Meat Mountain thank you.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Agrajag posted:

lol is complaining? huh.

You poster before that something along the lines of that there where not enough anti Trump protesters in NY.

But whatever.

Who is that dude in your AV? He seems punchable

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 205 days!

Corny posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/838119720922529792

like this thread, this lady called it and gets it

there is yet hope for the intelligence of the american people

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Agrajag posted:

lol loving antifa is weak as gently caress

http://i.imgur.com/df1T4yq.gifv

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
also i just read the last 10 pages and there were several posts i wanted to emptyquote at the time




Corny posted:

lol chris cilliza is one of the most worthless human beings alive

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



and i must meme posted:

so.. what happens if trump is actually found to be 100% russian stooge?

i can't see impeachment being followed with business as usual

there is no precedent at all for that in this country so i really don't know what'd happen. the implications of that reality would prolly lead to a weird case like an interim president or like a group of people acting as a "president" while we held emergency elections

or there's always complete breakdown and collapse of our government

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
yah that johnny quest edit is pro as gently caress

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

trump's staff should know by now that he doesn't plan anything just does it

quadrophrenic posted:

lol lindsey graham voted for evan mcmullen

is that news? did we know that?

doing something that sounds reasonable but is actually useless? sounds like a classic lindsay graham move


punch em all and let god sort it out

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Sir Tonk posted:



no body pillow

5/10

I'm the mom who's who's just happy her son is going outside

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



best case scenario: trump gets shitcanned, government in crisis, emergency elections...

...president bernie sanders

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/lauraolin/status/838025605295788033

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Thatim posted:

You poster before that something along the lines of that there where not enough anti Trump protesters in NY.

But whatever.

Who is that dude in your AV? He seems punchable

Chris Roberts noted snake oil salesman of Star Citizen fame. He is a massive immature oval office with a very punchable thumb-like head

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/838116261490012160

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


petition to change consumed by normies av to this

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/amanbatheja/status/837399101524295680
https://twitter.com/amanbatheja/status/838124036785864705

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

When is this not the case?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

financially racist posted:

there is no precedent at all for that in this country so i really don't know what'd happen. the implications of that reality would prolly lead to a weird case like an interim president or like a group of people acting as a "president" while we held emergency elections

or there's always complete breakdown and collapse of our government

nothing will happen is my guess. i doubt they will put any effort into investigating trump and his russian entanglements. also doesnt the potus have immunity or some bullcrap? i seem to recals trump saying as long as the president does it it isnt illegal when it came to his conflicts of interests and poo poo.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Agrajag posted:

nothing will happen is my guess. i doubt they will put any effort into investigating trump and his russian entanglements.

"they" don't even need to put any effort into it considering everything that is coming out on a nearly constant basis

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/838127186351648769

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ATP_Power posted:

You invest so much in it, don't you? It's what elevates you above the beasts of the field, it's what makes you special. Homo sapiens, you call yourself. Wise Man. Do you even know what it is, this consciousness you cite in your own exaltation? Do you even know what it's for?
Maybe you think it gives you free will. Maybe you've forgotten that sleepwalkers converse, drive vehicles, commit crimes and clean up afterwards, unconscious the whole time. Maybe nobody's told you that even waking souls are only slaves in denial.
Make a conscious choice. Decide to move your index finger. Too late! The electricity's already halfway down your arm. Your body began to act a full half-second before your conscious self 'chose' to, for the self chose nothing; something else set your body in motion, sent an executive summary—almost an afterthought— to the homunculus behind your eyes. That little man, that arrogant subroutine that thinks of itself as the person, mistakes correlation for causality: it reads the summary and it sees the hand move, and it thinks that one drove the other.
But it's not in charge. You're not in charge. If free will even exists, it doesn't share living space with the likes of you.
Insight, then. Wisdom. The quest for knowledge, the derivation of theorems, science and technology and all those exclusively human pursuits that must surely rest on a conscious foundation. Maybe that's what sentience would be for— if scientific breakthroughs didn't spring fully-formed from the subconscious mind, manifest themselves in dreams, as full-blown insights after a deep night's sleep. It's the most basic rule of the stymied researcher: stop thinking about the problem. Do something else. It will come to you if you just stop being conscious of it.
Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing. Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go, let the body run itself. Every driver of any manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.
Don't even try to talk about the learning curve. Don't bother citing the months of deliberate practice that precede the unconscious performance, or the years of study and experiment leading up to the gift-wrapped Eureka moment. So what if your lessons are all learned consciously? Do you think that proves there's no other way? Heuristic software's been learning from experience for over a hundred years. Machines master chess, cars learn to drive themselves, statistical programs face problems and design the experiments to solve them and you think that the only path to learning leads through sentience? You're Stone-age nomads, eking out some marginal existence on the veldt—denying even the possibility of agriculture, because hunting and gathering was good enough for your parents.
Do you want to know what consciousness is for? Do you want to know the only real purpose it serves? Training wheels. You can't see both aspects of the Necker Cube at once, so it lets you focus on one and dismiss the other. That's a pretty half-assed way to parse reality. You're always better off looking at more than one side of anything. Go on, try. Defocus. It's the next logical step.
Oh, but you can't. There's something in the way.
And it's fighting back.

*

Evolution has no foresight. Complex machinery develops its own agendas. Brains—cheat. Feedback loops evolve to promote stable heartbeats and then stumble upon the temptation of rhythm and music. The rush evoked by fractal imagery, the algorithms used for habitat selection, metastasize into art. Thrills that once had to be earned in increments of fitness can now be had from pointless introspection. Aesthetics rise unbidden from a trillion dopamine receptors, and the system moves beyond modeling the organism. It begins to model the very process of modeling. It consumes ever-more computational resources, bogs itself down with endless recursion and irrelevant simulations. Like the parasitic DNA that accretes in every natural genome, it persists and proliferates and produces nothing but itself. Metaprocesses bloom like cancer, and awaken, and call themselves I.

I'll have the Arby's Meat Mountain thank you.

hell, same

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
trump thrusts his fists against the rock and still insists he sees barack

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

financially racist posted:

"they" don't even need to put any effort into it considering everything that is coming out on a nearly constant basis

they meaning fbi/comey/senate committees/doj

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Blindsight is a book that is very nitecrew in its outlook on Humanity.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/838136376419811328
















https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/838136489632546816

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




financially racist posted:

best case scenario: trump gets shitcanned, government in crisis, emergency elections...

...president bernie sanders

note that special elections would be almost required, as a practical reality

if trumo is a stooge then you assume an unknown set of his appointments staff advisors etc are all stoogey as well so you cant trust the line of succession and you gotta set the whole thing on fire and put a new potus + cabinet in

i thiiiiink that special elections were considered after nixon, and that the west wing has a hidden backstory where they were held and tgata why the four year election cycle on the show is offset from the real worlds, as well as our worlds (the trump timeline)

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
WTF

https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/838139185525587968

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Sir Tonk posted:



no body pillow

5/10

I'm the cleverly "hidden" siegrune.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Agrajag posted:

nothing will happen is my guess. i doubt they will put any effort into investigating trump and his russian entanglements. also doesnt the potus have immunity or some bullcrap? i seem to recals trump saying as long as the president does it it isnt illegal when it came to his conflicts of interests and poo poo.

lol at accepting this world view

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/838139821780578306

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