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Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Stop proving Trump right with all this fake redlettermedia news.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Whorelord posted:

We recently had a guest in town (not Max Landis) and shot a few videos, including a new Best of the Worst. We also have another guest coming into town very soon (also not Max Landis) and will be shooting a few more videos with them. Plus Logan opens this weekend which means it's back to work at the VCR repair shop. Not to mention we shot a re:View recently for a kind-of beloved but also kind-of forgotten about 90s action movie. Lots of excitement! There will be LOTS of editing going on in March!

Both guests are Max Landis.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Jay is the only internet personality i trust to withstand all the raw impotent nerd sexual energy generated by rlm.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Libelous Slander posted:

Jay is the only internet personality i trust to withstand all the raw impotent nerd sexual energy generated by rlm.

Jay diffuses that swirling vortex of ineffectual internet virginity by regular watchings of his favourite sex pervert films

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Paladinus posted:

Both guests are Max Landis.

Actually an unrelated gentleman named.. Lax Mandis.

He has a rainbow moustache.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Psycho Landis?!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i heard mike died of the aids :iamafag:

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Saw Logan last night, it was really good you guys. I say this an a die-hard MCU fan, it might be Marvel's best film to date.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

The Archaic posted:

Saw Logan last night, it was really good you guys. I say this an a die-hard MCU fan, it might be Marvel's best film to date.

SCCHHHLLOOCCKKK

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

lol

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I saw "BotW" trending on twitter, got real excited thinking there was a new Best of the Worst and it turns out they were just talking about Zelda or some poo poo.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I wish the RLM guys would go on tour. I'd pay to attend a live BotW screening.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Terrific Accident posted:

I wish the RLM guys would go on tour. I'd pay to attend a live BotW screening.

Would they cart out a preserved Mike and let everyone shuffle around for a view but no stopping like Lenin's tomb?

naem
May 29, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

Jay diffuses that swirling vortex of ineffectual internet virginity by regular watchings of his favourite sex pervert films

I just watched Neon Demon and now I want hot lesbian vampire sex girlfriends to all hunmp me a lot (elle fanning and the makeup girl can watch)

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Now???!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

naem posted:

I just watched Neon Demon and now I want hot lesbian vampire sex girlfriends to all hunmp me a lot (elle fanning and the makeup girl can watch)

The only reason to watch Neon Demon is you get to see the goth chick from Hunger Games' boobies.

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The only reason to watch Neon Demon is you get to see the goth chick from Hunger Games' boobies.
I got more laughs outta neon demon than anything I watched last year.

also sleezy keanu made it barely watchable.

naem
May 29, 2011

I liked the part with the sex ladies

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Isn't The Dag from Fury Road in that?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I mainly just liked Neon Demon because it looked so pretty (also, lesbos ofc). It's eye candy. It's a good movie to watch while high and just let it wash over you. Like Jay was saying, it's basically classily shot sleaze. Anyone taking it real seriously and treating it like some meaningful, deep art looks pretty pretentious.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
watching any of jays movie recommendations is a great way to end up on several gov watch lists fyi

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
fyi op

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I watched the Greasy Strangler and you really can't unwatch that one goddammit jay

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
its like all the unfunny parts of a tim and eric skit made into a full length movie cool thanks jay

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Entropic posted:

Isn't The Dag from Fury Road in that?

Yeah but she has Australian tits

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

She's loving awful in Neon Demon

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Harmony Korine would've made a better movie out of Neon Demon. Like, just remake Spring Breakers but with fashion models it's not that hard.

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=392XVNNZiAM&t=461s

Mike's introduction to cheap beer and the beginning of his downfall

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Mike just shared a bunch of Khazakh amateur porn on vkontakte, he's alive.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Ive heard of throat singing but this is rediculous!

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

PostNouveau posted:

I watched the Greasy Strangler and you really can't unwatch that one goddammit jay

The Greasy Strangler is hilarious.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

King Vidiot posted:

Harmony Korine would've made a better movie

What do these words mean in this order? This is just jumbled nonsense.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Logan was class :allears:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

We Know Catheters posted:

The Greasy Strangler is hilarious.

That movie is just plain adorable. They should show it in elementary schools to teach, I dunno, weird dick anatomy?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I saw the Greasy Strangler in the theater as part of a Halloween movie marathon and it was kinda magical because of the audience reaction. I don't know if I would've found it quite as enjoyable without people yelling out "what the gently caress??" at appropriate points.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Just the review of The Greasy Strangler made me want to take a shower I can't imagine what the whole thing would be like.

Kinda curious though.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

priznat posted:

Just the review of The Greasy Strangler made me want to take a shower I can't imagine what the whole thing would be like.

Kinda curious though.

Imagine an elderly gentleman with an enormous penis wearing a crotchless leisure-suit Larry style disco jumpsuit. Keep imagining. KEEP IMAGINING IT, COUNT THE VEINS. That's only a fraction of the inconceivable wonder and beauty awaiting you.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

priznat posted:

Just the review of The Greasy Strangler made me want to take a shower I can't imagine what the whole thing would be like.

For me it was the ugly old man penis. It made me whatever the opposite of curious is.

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