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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress every old person who had a fragment of awareness of what was going on during wwii

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:12

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:43

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Dewgy posted:

i knew someone in HS who swore we were gonna be the next target because we're right between NYC and D.C.

like, uh, yeah we're almost dead center, but it's loving nowhere Pennsylvania, no we are not next

nah the canonical midpoint is some state school in South Jersey

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:12

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Venom Snake posted:

Getting a real cabin in the woods vibe.

"No, see, you selected Dogs, these are Beak Dogs, they're very different."

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:12

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tatum Girlparts posted:

after 9/11 Bush had all of...wanna say a month streak where he actually did poo poo like saying 'we are not at war with Islam' and 'we have to unite as a country' before he went full retard again. That helped him a lot along with the general fear and all.

here he is steppin on his own dad's dick

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:12

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Nonsense posted:

lol

just one? antifa slacking yet again

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:12

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Doorknob Slobber posted:

you think those guys are cowards? At the Trump counter protest I went to today people were walking around open carrying rifles and they had a surveillance nest set up on a nearby building.

The counter protesters?

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:13

Pidgin Englishman: Apr 30, 2007; If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Im the golbins of the most doom

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:13

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Dewgy posted:

i knew someone in HS who swore we were gonna be the next target because we're right between NYC and D.C.

like, uh, yeah we're almost dead center, but it's loving nowhere Pennsylvania, no we are not next

We thought that at my elementary school, but atleast we were a major Jewish K-12 school next to one of the larger jewish universities in the US

Plus the one rear end in a top hat Israeli transfer student who didn't see why it was that big of deal, "every day is like this in Israel"

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:13

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Nonsense posted:

lol

hey this dudes probably old enough to remember this time fondly

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:13

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Squizzle posted:

nah the canonical midpoint is some state school in South Jersey

If terrorists attacked New Jersey would anyone even care?

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:13

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/BaronBavis/status/838133766111428608

lmao gently caress this guy he deserved it

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:14

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

quote:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Guest lineups for the Sunday TV news shows:

ABC's "This Week" - not available.

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NBC's "Meet the Press" - Sens. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., and Marco Rubio, R-Fla.; James Clapper, former director of national intelligence.

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CBS' "Face the Nation" - Sens. Mark Warner, D-Va., and Susan Collins, R-Maine; Leon Panetta, former defense secretary and CIA director.

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CNN's "State of the Union" - Rubio; Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.

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"Fox News Sunday" - Sens. Chris Coons, D-Del., and Tom Cotton, R-Ark.; Gov. Eric Greitens, R-Mo.

White house doesn't have anyone playing defense tomorrow. This is all slam dunk.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:14

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

triple sulk posted:

gently caress every old person who had a fragment of awareness of what was going on during wwii

yeah that old poo poo turd was probably one of those guys who hated MLK with every bone in his body. gently caress him

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

also if u gonna fash u gotta accept the consequences no matter how old you are

:fishmech:

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:14

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Venom Snake posted:

Our world is Tar Kafek, The Land of Typhoons.

Population

Map

Civs

rename Satiny Realms to Sanity Realms, and declare war immediately.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:14

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Fix posted:

White house doesn't have anyone playing defense tomorrow. This is all slam dunk.

oh my god

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:14

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Fix posted:

White house doesn't have anyone playing defense tomorrow. This is all slam dunk.

Tom cotton vs. coons should be interesting

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

trump hosed up on this one i guess

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:15

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/RedState/status/838178175616176128

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Fix posted:

White house doesn't have anyone playing defense tomorrow. This is all slam dunk.

All their hope rests on Tom Cotton saving the day lmaoooooooooo

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:15

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Fix posted:

White house doesn't have anyone playing defense tomorrow. This is all slam dunk.

...wonder who is going on ABC tomorrow

and lol james clapper and leon panetta both going on TV tomorrow

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:15

Pidgin Englishman: Apr 30, 2007; If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Gj antifa. 97% chance old white man is full fa so good.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:15

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

How bored was trump at the high school yesterday

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:16

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

LOL

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:16

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Doorknob Slobber posted:

you think those guys are cowards? At the Trump counter protest I went to today people were walking around open carrying rifles and they had a surveillance nest set up on a nearby building.

wow that's amazing did you get some photographs because it sounds imaginary. The gently caress is a 'surveillance nest' ffs?

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:16

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

Every Trump supporter I knew masturbated to that image and voted for more of this sort of thing to happen

but oh nooooo it's happening to me wait this is an outrage!!!!!

Look, it's just a food product

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:16

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

The counter protesters?

sorry, the trump rally supporter people

Solarin posted:

wow that's amazing did you get some photographs because it sounds imaginary. The gently caress is a 'surveillance nest' ffs?

Like five dudes that weren't police officers with cameras and huge binoculars on top of an abandoned building. I'll see if I can find any pictures.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Somewhere on a desert highway

She rides a Harley Davidson

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:17

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/politico/status/838181269204795392

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:17

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Doorknob Slobber posted:

you think those guys are cowards? At the Trump counter protest I went to today people were walking around open carrying rifles and they had a surveillance nest set up on a nearby building.

Right wing gun nuts are the living definition of peepants cowardice lol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:17

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Fix posted:

White house doesn't have anyone playing defense tomorrow. This is all slam dunk.

I like how marco rubio is apparently the only one willing to go out there and just lie for a while

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:17

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

FabioClone posted:

here he is steppin on his own dad's dick

better than jeb l being all up on it all the time imo

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.