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Pretty sure he's acting like he thinks presidents are supposed to act (evidence: the campaign he ran to hey elected) lmbo
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yea but when he finally pivots and acts presidential for a few days in a row man are some great things gonna happen
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Mar 5, 2017 01:29
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see, statistically speaking a single statesmanlike address in front of congress is a far more accurate indicator of performance than a whole series of petty bullshit
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Mar 5, 2017 01:31
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*entirety of US media, seeing a 30 second video clip of Donald Trump feeding ducks wherein Trump manages to give the bread to the ducks instead of eating the bread himself* : TRUMP FINALLY PRESIDENTIAL?
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Mar 5, 2017 01:33
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*News shows footage of Trump walking down a hallway just after he had gotten up from falling but cuts just before he falls over again* TRUMP FINALLY PRESIDENTIAL?
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Mar 5, 2017 01:42
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What are Pence's first words as president going to be? "Sooo... that happened. Anyways, back to business."
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Mar 5, 2017 01:49
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https://twitter.com/VP/status/838145250954706944 hmmm lol
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Mar 5, 2017 01:50
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Mr Havafap posted:What are Pence's first words as president going to be? *Smiles and waves* "Whew! Glad that's over!"
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Mar 5, 2017 01:52
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Mr Havafap posted:What are Pence's first words as president going to be? "Thank God. No. Really, Thank God. Everyone. Right now. On your knees. Dear God the Father..." *drones on for a half hour worth of prayer, all while looking like he's holding in the vilest of liquid shits.*
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Mar 5, 2017 01:58
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Trump publishes Lindsey grahams phone number *lol owned bitch Similar thing happens to them *violation of privacy and people need to grow up!
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Mar 5, 2017 01:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53VUs8dlUt4
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Mar 5, 2017 02:01
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The president of the United States had a twitter meltdown, lol
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Mar 5, 2017 02:06
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Seriously Safe posted:The president of the United States had regular twitter meltdowns, lol
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Mar 5, 2017 02:12
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I think I already broke a ribs from the lols. I might require healthcare services lol.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:12
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LOL
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When the Alzheimer's starts to kick it into gear, do you think he'll have a Twitter meltdown about the same thing over and over?
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Mar 5, 2017 02:16
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its groundhog day
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Mar 5, 2017 02:18
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Since I'm a drug doer my mom won't call me back unless I tell her I'm stuck in El Salvador and need help So I did that and I started talking about the Apprentice ratings instead until she hung up lol. I truly love this emperor
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Mar 5, 2017 02:19
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Les Affaires posted:its groundhog day "Just found out Obama 'tapped' my 'wires' during an election! This is Waterga-"*Gets Playskool Sesame Street Cell Phone gently pulled from his tiny, withered hands by nurse. Also it's 10 years from now.*
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Mar 5, 2017 02:22
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Mr Havafap posted:What are Pence's first words as president going to be? "I thought I'd begin my first official address as president with a humorous joke for you all... Women's rights LOL  "
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Mar 5, 2017 02:29
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US Capitol's phone number: 202-224-3121 Urge Trump impeachment!
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Mar 5, 2017 02:45
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Please, no, Trump, our lol and savior, thou who art in mar-a-lago, slow down. I only have so much free time to lol.
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Because the sitting president offered no evidence to back up his claim, it wasn’t clear whether the tweet – which was followed by four others taking on his predecessor, including one misspelling the word “tap” – was based on classified knowledge he received in his capacity as president, or on an article posted yesterday to the conservative Breitbart website. It also isn't known whether such federal wiretaps actually existed. If – through his tweets – Trump revealed secret government information about surveillance, he exercised an exclusive privilege afforded only to the president as the ultimate declassification authority. If any other government employee had single-handedly made such revelations they could see prison time for potentially damaging U.S. national security, a former official with intimate knowledge of the government secrecy policies told ABC News. lol
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Mar 5, 2017 03:52
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I feel like at a certain point I will need to start claiming all these lols on my taxes
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haljordan posted:I feel like at a certain point I will need to start claiming all these lols on my taxes You have to pay the lol toll if you wanna get into that boys hole
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Mar 5, 2017 04:23
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Cacafuego posted:You have to pay the lol toll if you wanna get into that boys hole This is a solid lol
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Homestar Runner posted:"I thought I'd begin my first official address as president with a humorous joke for you all... "Men's rights" = LOLier
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas lol
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LOL What is going on here
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Scary! posted:LOL Freedom
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Mar 5, 2017 05:07
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Not as good add the maga guy who showed up with a helmet and a shield and huge shin guards and a battle kilt and still got the crap kicked out of him
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Mar 5, 2017 05:08
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haljordan posted:I feel like at a certain point I will need to start claiming all these lols on my taxes it's okay the president doesn't pay his taxes either
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Mar 5, 2017 05:32
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one of the two "pro-trump" rallies in texas was like half a mile from my house. The local news said there were 300 people there but I drove by it after my kids soccer game and it looked like there were maybe 150 people there and a mix of those were clearly just using the park that day not knowing about the rally. Had a hearty lol and filed a noise complaint when i got to the house
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Mar 5, 2017 05:33
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Arrhythmia posted:it's okay the president doesn't pay his taxes either maybe he does we'll never know
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Mar 5, 2017 05:34
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glass it
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Mar 5, 2017 05:35
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Les Affaires posted:maybe he does oh, oh i know
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Mar 5, 2017 05:36
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Every time Trump hears a noise in the night he grabs a golf club and nervously paces his home calling out "Obama! Obama I know you're here. Face me! SAD!" Until secret service comes and puts him back to bed.
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Mar 5, 2017 06:49
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Played a little civilization today and kept imagining trump as the american leader, had a good lol. Now I want it as a mod, it'd be hilarious
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Played a little civilization today and kept imagining trump as the american leader, had a good lol. everything you click has a 90% chance of being the opposite of what makes sense considering the game rules
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