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It doesn't seem like it'd actually be that difficult to do. We could probably compare them easily. |
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Reserved.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 16:20 |
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Apple.
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Orange.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 16:21 |
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orange: - biodegradable - immense ecosystem - not overdesigned and rarely overpriced - pretentious hipsters may use them but not part of their identity - no lightning connector, no facetime, no magsafe - extremely high resolution (better than retina) - slightly confusing user interface, what do you mean I can't just eat it? what the gently caress are these seed things doing there? - attractive packaging, orange color is excellent branding - steve jobs probably hated it, not insanely great enough apple: - tastes awful, maybe I got a bad one |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 16:48 |
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orange:
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:15 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:It doesn't seem like it'd actually be that difficult to do. We could probably compare them easily. |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:33 |
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oranges -sold on the roadside by crack addicts, enables the cycle of drug addiction in our urban communities -can be stuffed into a sock and used as a bludgeoning weapon that leaves no bruises, often used by abusers to cover they tracks -contain citric acid which is sometimes used to blind and disable people by muggers and highwaymen apples -often used to describe a desirable buttocks -given as gift to teachers -part of a beloved children's game in which children dunk their heads into a vat of water and try to retrieve floating apples with their mouths while also sharing oral germs and strengthening the communities immune defenses
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:54 |
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apple: crunchy orange: also crunchy (freezing required) orange juice: needs orange flavoring added back after pasteurization apple juice: does not need orange flavoring added back after pasteurization apple seeds: grow into apple trees orange seeds: grow into papaya trees, oddly enough, unless I picked the wrong seeds out of that fruit salad mandarin oranges: small bite size oranges, handy portable snack mandarin apples: enormous apples the size of city blocks, commonly contain Shai-Hulud, may his passing cleanse the world. |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:15 |
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think you can tell them apart? take a look at the pictures again. Just by captioning the apple "orange" your brain can no longer tell the difference. |
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:40 |
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Luvcow posted:oranges "a" buttocks? I'm not chastizing you, I'm illustrating the concept of a buttocks I think u just broke my brain |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 20:07 |
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MODS!!!!!!
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 20:28 |
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orange you glad I didn't say apple?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 20:32 |
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Luvcow posted:MODS!!!!!! If the mods read this thread, please take note that I have not been comparing apples and oranges. The picture of the orange and the picture of the apple is in two different posts. I know you're not supposed to compare apples and oranges, and I am not responsible for what other people chose to do.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 20:37 |
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Apples : -extremely racist -can crush a beer can on their forehead -rides a motorcycle -smells like your dad Oranges : -watches anime -owns several katanas -patchy, bad facial hair -smells like wet socks clearly you should be dating an apple.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:04 |
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:04 |
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There is a game called Apples to Apples, but not a game called Oranges to Oranges. Not coincidentally, there is a Big Apple, but not a Big Orange. Wake up, sheeple! e: You might think that Donald Trump is a Big Orange lobbyist, but that is a common misconception. He is actually in the pockets of Big Tangerine. |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:30 |
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Apple: I keep doctors away Orange: Nothing rhymes with me Apple: My core is inedible Orange I have a rind you have to peel off and I also sometimes have seeds. My rind smells nice at least Apple: Oranges will rob you blind if you let them, and they lie! Orange: What the... Apple: I saw an Orange peach-shame a nectarine! Orange: What does that even mean? Apple: See! He's denying it! Orange: I'm a she, dumbass! Apple: Fake news! Fake news! Look at HER, denying it all! Orange: You belong in one of those edible arrangements... Apple: Stop confusing the issue! This still-life is rigged! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:43 |
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[a young Steve Jobs smuggly paces back and forth] "Take this orange, round, slightly rough, and of course orange in color. Now take this apple, red, smooth, crisp - quite different in almost every way. It would be absurd to compare them, correct? Your parents probably think so. As do your teachers and politicians and many of you in this audience now. But what if we imagined a world where this isnt the case. What if we, as a tech company, and as a society came together to build a better world where we embraced that not only is it perfectly fine to compare these two fruits, but it can be done quite easily.". *lecture hall erupts in roaring applause* |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:44 |
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customer: how are the oranges today? young shopclerk: I'll be honest with you, they're a little past their peak. in terms of value, apples are a much better bet right now, we just got a big shipment of galas from the orchard and they're on sale. *sky dims, thunder rumbles, lightning flashes, a huge chasm opens in the earth and swallows the screaming shopclerk whole* customer, shaking head sadly: they never learn |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:54 |
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oranges are the apple of my eye |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 00:11 |
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holy heck stop breaking the internet |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 00:51 |
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nice abomination |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:54 |
i mean there are red and yellow apples but no orange???
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:03 |
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The apporange is the true forbidden fruit. This is how sin entered the world. |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:26 |
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Serpent: Eat of the fruit of the tree and you shall be like God, able to compare apples and oranges. Eve: (horrified gasp) No one should have that power! Serpent: (sighs) Fine. The fruit of that other tree will get you kicked out of paradise and doom your descendants to toil, oppression, hate, fear, depravity, and never-ending violence. Eve: Whew, that one sounds more my speed. |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:41 |
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google THIS posted:Serpent: Eat of the fruit of the tree and you shall be like God, able to compare apples and oranges. |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:04 |
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apples: the underdeveloped self, the fear of the unknown, the wrong-headed search for selfish enjoyment oranges: the affirmation of the collective self, the knowledge of unbound truth, the self-satisfaction of the aquarius |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:06 |
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I just didn't think anyone would actually do it. It's like, when you're a kid and you dare a friend to do something & you never thought they actually do it; they just straight up compare apples and oranges.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:15 |
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alternatively |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:29 |
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i think we all learned something here today
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 04:49 |
vanisher posted:
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 05:04 |
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vanisher posted:alternatively gross tomato |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 06:44 |
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vanisher posted:alternatively Ugh, that's OBV just a shy grapefruit you philistines! |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 08:14 |
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My sickly pomegranate is getting no love in this thread |
# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:31 |
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never been betrayed by an apple...
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:13 |
photoshop phriday is too realistic now
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:23 |
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I eat oranges with the skin on, just like apples |
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Munchables posted:I eat oranges with the skin on, just like apples They make special tiny oranges just for that: kumquats |
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