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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

WarpedNaba posted:

So either they take in the good ones to steal the tech, or the bad ones for propaganda purposes. Either way, not the most subtle approach.

Pretty much my thought. The thing is, I reverse-GIS'd that image, and it's about this Chinese tech company working with lasers and semiconductors, and the guy that founded it seems to have studied in the States. Which is the actual solution to the Chinese technology gap: send your people out of China to Europe or North America! Don't just steal ideas from other companies because then you'll never understand them, and be reliant on stealing again in the future to keep up.


lmao

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


westerners will be hired to investigate famous hair caves

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Nanomashoes posted:

The Wiener's Circle is a famous Chicago hot dog place where the staff is super rude and insults you.

Wasn't there a Japanese bar that deliberately did this as a gimmick?


Murray Mantoinette posted:

Which is the actual solution to the Chinese technology gap: send your people out of China to Europe or North America! Don't just steal ideas from other companies because then you'll never understand them, and be reliant on stealing again in the future to keep up.

Well, sending their nerds to developed countries for training's easy enough, as the last 20 years have shown. The hard part's getting the good ones back.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I like how the moment a man in China gains weight it's buzzcut time. They all look and dress the same. It's as if there was a government mandate about fat men or something.

Foreigner with a PhD in his/her field and 20 years of experience: "I think we should take th.."
Chinese person in lab coat: "No"
Foreigner: "But it woul.."
Chinese: "No."
Foreigner: "What? Why?"
Chinese: "You don't understand Chinese culture."

WarpedNaba posted:

So either they take in the good ones to steal the tech, or the bad ones for propaganda purposes. Either way, not the most subtle approach.

edit:


I give up. Would.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Goons, I need your opinion. Is this classic Tantan beauty a five or a six head?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Would

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Got would

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:

Nanomashoes posted:

The Wiener's Circle is a famous Chicago hot dog place where the staff is super rude and insults you.

That's cool, it's Japan in reverse

As for the industrial blocks, most of them were constructed the 50s 60s and 70s, I believe. Many of them had small sweatshops. Stuff like plastic flower works, which started the leftist riots a few decades ago. Most of these very big factories moved out to China in the 90s. A lot of them are still in use, but government policy does not really favour them (or any independent Hong Kong industry). Right now many entrepreneurs are trying to repurpose the interior massive (by HK standards) floor space for restaurants, tutorial centres and other service industries. It's also a big living space question because it's illegal to use them for residential purposes but so many are sitting vacant.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Just register a sole proprietorship to the address, have a pull-out sofabed for the "occasional late night" and a pantry-style kitchen (very few places on HK have more than that anyway). Nobody will ever inspect you anyway, because that would mean paying enforcement officers, and the HK Government would rather have poor public services and a massive surplus to boast about than spend any of that surplus on its people. The only way it could go wrong is if there was a fire in the building or something but that's easily explained if you claim you live with your parents usually and were staying there was a one-off that night.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lazer Monkey posted:

Wtf is this a picture of, none of these people seem surprised?

More like; here we go again!..

Chinese people going right up to the wall next to a typhoon or some poo poo IDK, something Chinesey

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

Goons, I need your opinion. Is this classic Tantan beauty a five or a six head?



Five head

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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what kind of idiot bitch western ceo would sign off on this in tyool 2017

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Haier posted:

Goons, I need your opinion. Is this classic Tantan beauty a five or a six head?



5.5 heads.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Fojar38 posted:

what kind of idiot bitch western ceo would sign off on this in tyool 2017

Every single one, unfortunately

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Meanwhile in the hilariously lovely china thread

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I saw this Wechat posting today. Let the butthurt about THAAD begin!



THINK FOR YOURSELF WHILE I TELL YOU HOW TO THINK!

Edit: In Chinese -
很多人,也许还不知道萨德是什么东西,它是美国生产的一套非常先进的导弹拦截系统,它的探测半径高达2000公里,大半个中国都在它的覆盖之下。以后,我们中东部每一架战机的升空,每一枚导弹的发射,都在它的监控之下。
试想一下,假如我们国家的导弹发射不出去(被它拦截掉),而美日韩的导弹与战机却可以肆意轰炸我们的时候,
你还能去韩国旅游购物吗?
你还能在家看韩剧、追韩星吗?恐怕说晚安的次数不多了!请自己思考!

Haier fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Mar 5, 2017

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Haier posted:

Goons, I need your opinion. Is this classic Tantan beauty a five or a six head?



Did they take the bone out of her chin and put it in her forehead?

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Baronjutter posted:

So seeing the industrial version of a tenement existing in modern day is really interesting. I assume the people there are running tiny mini sweatshops for poor income? How do they compete with larger factories?

It's not a kowloon city kind of factory building, it's company-owned subsidized housing for factory workers.

Edit: sorry maybe that one building actually is high-density industrial space. Asia is full of company-owned apartments for workers as an incentive to not quit and to make sudden transfers across the country less terrible.
Google needs to build some danchi-style dorms in the Bay Area asap because poo poo is just crazy.

peanut fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Mar 5, 2017

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Haier posted:

I saw this Wechat posting today. Let the butthurt about THAAD begin!



THINK FOR YOURSELF WHILE I TELL YOU HOW TO THINK!


THAAD has a 200km operational range according to wikipedia. Being super optimistic and doubling its range still wouldn't get it to hit Chinese targets in Chinese airspace.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Blistex posted:

THAAD has a 200km operational range according to wikipedia. Being super optimistic and doubling its range still wouldn't get it to hit Chinese targets in Chinese airspace.
Do u know that watching Korean TV shows irreparably damages the entire nation of China and Chinese people? I think you are not thinking for yourself, kimchi breath.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


peanut posted:

It's not a kowloon city kind of factory building, it's company-owned subsidized housing for factory workers.

Edit: sorry maybe that one building actually is high-density industrial space. Asia is full of company-owned apartments for workers as an incentive to not quit and to make sudden transfers across the country less terrible.
Google needs to build some danchi-style dorms in the Bay Area asap because poo poo is just crazy.


While there are worker apartments built by factories, most "factory estates" in HK are not that.

HK, back when it made the majority of the world's electronics in the 80s, it was the system mostly gone from the West now, where a big company hires a HK company who distributed wlork around small workshops to fulfil orders. Children with their tiny hands and nimble fingers were a bonus, and it was iirc Maclehose responding to that that got the school leavibg age raised. Not 100% on that, it was a few years ago I read about it.

These places still exist today, but mostly manufacturing is gone, and you find offices of people trading in what might once used to have been made there.

HK has a tabletop gaming model maker, they're set up on soemthing like the 18th floor of an old godown (warehouse) building. You find specialist shops like diving equipment or office furniture retailers, or baking supplies, or imported cheese wholesale now mainly. So still some manufacturing but mostly non-highstreet retail or company administration.

For .jpg:
This buildng I'm stood in has 31 floors. Both lifts are freight elevators. Some guy was bringing down trays of dumplings ready to be cooked presumably by the row of restaurants across the street, some other guy waiting to go up has a cage of what looks like boxes ready to be filled. I can hear some large electric motors through the floors.



Kowloon City was an unregulated mix of small workshops and people living and particularly unlicensed dentists.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Mar 5, 2017

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

yep..that there's an asian...

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

simplefish posted:

HK has a tabletop gaming model maker, they're set up on soemthing like the 18th floor of an old godown (warehouse) building.
I've never heard this word outside of India and I just had a chuckle. I heard it the most in the East, and in areas there it has devolved now to mean a storage shed (like 2m X 2m size) or a small shack you can put one cow inside of. They often say poor people live in godowns, meaning little jute huts with thatched roofs.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2017/03/04/china-find-wives-30-million-unmarried-chinese-bachelors-relaxing-visa-restrictions

quote:

A recent poll published by The Beijing News found that 61 percent of respondents favor policies that encourage overseas women to come to China as a way to address the "bachelor crisis", as it is called in the Chinese media. Conducted by The Beijing News and a Tsinghua University think thank, the poll surveyed 1,017 people, half of whom are university educated.

The poll comes on the heels of reports last month in which experts called for immigration reforms to help facilitate cross-national marriages.

Professor Mao Shoulong of the People's University Public Policy Research Institute and famous demographer He Yafu say that making it easier for overseas women to come work and live in China will help mitigate the bachelor crisis.
Whatever needs to be done, it better be done soon. Professor Yu Yilong of the Society and Demographic Institute of People's University said the exponential rise of China's unmarried bachelors will make betrothal gifts more expensive and sharply increase human trafficking, sex crimes and the buying of mail-order brides.
All those poor Filipinas. Chinese MiLs dealing with a brown girl... LOL.

EDIT:

quote:

According to a 2015 census, the gender gap between unmarried Chinese men and women rises astronomically as they age. Across the country, the average ratio between all males and females is 105:100; however, this rises to 136:100 when considering singles over 30, and rises to 206:100 for single men and women over 40.
Mark my calendar for when I am age 45, as hair cave crisis will be extreme.

Haier fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Mar 5, 2017

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I don't know the brothels and hookers / mistresses everywhere in China make the issue better or worse.

hakimashou fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Mar 5, 2017

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

ladron posted:

yep..that there's an asian...

I can tell you work at 1521.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Haier posted:

I saw this Wechat posting today. Let the butthurt about THAAD begin!



THINK FOR YOURSELF WHILE I TELL YOU HOW TO THINK!

Edit: In Chinese -
很多人,也许还不知道萨德是什么东西,它是美国生产的一套非常先进的导弹拦截系统,它的探测半径高达2000公里,大半个中国都在它的覆盖之下。以后,我们中东部每一架战机的升空,每一枚导弹的发射,都在它的监控之下。
试想一下,假如我们国家的导弹发射不出去(被它拦截掉),而美日韩的导弹与战机却可以肆意轰炸我们的时候,
你还能去韩国旅游购物吗?
你还能在家看韩剧、追韩星吗?恐怕说晚安的次数不多了!请自己思考!

There's no practical reason for either side to go to war.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
President Xi is coming to Hong Kong for a possible military parade.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2076208/pla-troop-review-expected-be-chinese-presidents-hk

This will surely enlighten the populace as to their proper place as part of China and could have no repercussions whatsoever.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

quote:

According to a 2015 census, the gender gap between unmarried Chinese men and women rises astronomically as they age. Across the country, the average ratio between all males quotp females is 105:100; however, this rises to 136:100 when considering singles over 30, and rises to 206:100 for single men and women over 40.

I know I'm just a dumb foreigner and so couldn't begin to fathom Chinese rich history of gender ratios, but how in the gently caress is that even possible? Are women just dying/marrying each other as they get older?

Is whitey to blame? Goddammit, it's whitey's fault, isn't it?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Imperialist Dog posted:

President Xi is coming to Hong Kong for a possible military parade.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2076208/pla-troop-review-expected-be-chinese-presidents-hk

This will surely enlighten the populace as to their proper place as part of China and could have no repercussions whatsoever.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Bubblyblubber posted:

I know I'm just a dumb foreigner and so couldn't begin to fathom Chinese rich history of gender ratios, but how in the gently caress is that even possible? Are women just dying/marrying each other as they get older?

Is whitey to blame? Goddammit, it's whitey's fault, isn't it?

age group...........Ratio
average...........105:100
30-40...........136:100
40+...........206:100

so, just guessing here, but it look like something happened 40 or so years ago, and continued for a few decades, where there were fewer women born surviving infancy.
no idea what that could have been

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Wouldn't it be badass to have one of those classic commie limos.

I also think it would be cool to have one of those huge Toyota sedans they use for HK taxis.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


They're pretty regular size. They're all Toyota Crowns imported straight from Japan. I know I have seen non-taxi Crowns here

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

simplefish posted:

They're pretty regular size. They're all Toyota Crowns imported straight from Japan. I know I have seen non-taxi Crowns here

They are huge compared to dinky mainland taxis.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

ladron posted:

age group...........Ratio
average...........105:100
30-40...........136:100
40+...........206:100

so, just guessing here, but it look like something happened 40 or so years ago, and continued for a few decades, where there were fewer women born surviving infancy.
no idea what that could have been

Chinar'd again, I'm a moron

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Sunday Posting:
I walked, as usual. I didn't see much, but -
I was walking by the university. I believe the new session/year begins soon, as students are flooding back by the thousands, carrying bags of instant noodles and other packages of junk food since they don't know how to cook. I was listening to a podcast, which means the outside sounds are not drowned out. There was one kid a far distance from the crowds waiting for the bus, sitting on a step and watching his phone with the volume cranked. I could hear the moaning sounds about 4 meters away, and instantly knew he was watching porn. I walked closer to him and saw he was watching white people porn. He didn't look up as I went by so close to him, since anyone watching porn in public with the speakers at full volume probably doesn't care either way.

I stopped to pee at park toilet that is connected to the sidewalk. There are two urinals and two stalls. One of the stalls is, very surprisingly, for wheelchairs and features a Western toilet and the door is curtain instead of the usual. This park is full from sun-up to sun-down with old people taking care of grandbabies or waiting for the older kids to finish school, so it kind of makes a little sense why they would have strangely included a little thought about handicapped seniors.
Anyway, I walked in there and there was a guy around my age sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, and watching a TV on his phone. He had the curtain completely open and his pooping was on full display. We made eye contact for a brief moment and then he put his attention back to his phone. I've always wonder why there are always turds in toilets in parks without stall doors, and now I see the type of nonchalance needed to dump that way.

Not exciting day, but that's good. China is definitely one of those places where "No news is good news."

I do have a theory though:
The true test of when spring actually arrives to your area of China is when the Buzzcuts pull their shirts above their bellies. Exposed belly = Spring time.
I got my first dose of bloated stomachs in several months, and I think this is the true way to tell that the cool days will behind us.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Haier posted:

white people porn.

Mods please!


Haier posted:

I do have a theory though:
The true test of when spring actually arrives to your area of China is when the Buzzcuts pull their shirts above their bellies. Exposed belly = Spring time.

This is definitely true and apparently all that fat prevents the horribly dangerous ~*~cold wind~*~ from entering your stomach and causing all manner of diseases

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Darkest Auer posted:

This is definitely true and apparently all that fat prevents the horribly dangerous ~*~cold wind~*~ from entering your stomach and causing all manner of diseases

wasn't some plunger (probably Haier) with some girl who kept covering her belly button when she got out of bed because the AC was on and ghosts or some poo poo would enter her if her belly button was exposed?

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Sheep-Goats posted:

There was one normal bread store in Harbin. It was called the Russian Bread Store and...had a line that went around the block as long as they were open.


Hahaha, sounds authentic

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big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
A cleaner was working at a Buddhist temple in Shanghai when a cable holding a seven ton bronze bell snapped.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/klsgB0e.png :nws:

She managed to remain mostly in the bell and only lost a leg. :stare:

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