PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

It wouldn't be twoteen it would be something equally retarded as turdteen. Like, what, twerfteen? Twerkteen?

11 and 12 are Firsteen and Seconteen. respectively.

I thought everybody knew this?

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# ? May 13, 2024 09:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Omg. Thirdten. Mind. Blown.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 09:50

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

So you count it out like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten ten ten ten ten

What ten you at?

Fifthten bruv.

Oak nuggins.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 09:52

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

It wouldn't be twoteen it would be something equally retarded as turdteen. Like, what, twerfteen? Twerkteen?

Bi-teen

# ? Mar 5, 2017 09:54

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

People who invent systems are such massive fuckwits I can't even believe it.

Like "counting". "Spelling". "Internet" ("of things" lol)

# ? Mar 5, 2017 09:59

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Karate Bastard posted:

So you count it out like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten ten ten ten ten

What ten you at?

Fifthten bruv.

Oak nuggins.

you should see how the french and danish count numbers

# ? Mar 5, 2017 10:06

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

one
two
three
four
onehand
onehand and one
onehand and two
onehand and three
onehand and four
twohands
twohands and one
twohands and two
...
fourhands and four
handhands
many

# ? Mar 5, 2017 10:27

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

One
Two

...uh

Many
Lots

# ? Mar 5, 2017 10:28

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

One
Two

...uh

Many
Lots

If you can count to two, you can count to anything!

# ? Mar 5, 2017 10:42

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Quatre-vingt-dix

# ? Mar 5, 2017 11:03

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Eleven and twelve literally mean "one left" and "two left" cause if you count to ten you've still got one or two left to go.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 11:31

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

shut up netface posted:

i wasnt prepared for that scary photograph
thanks slimby

I made this picture and posted it on the page before you posted it instead of quoting.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 12:57

VladimirLeninpest: Jun 23, 2005; gn gorilla; Fallen Rib

shut up netface posted:

i wasnt prepared for that scary photograph
thanks slimby

Jesus Christ can we stop reposting this it's horrifying.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 14:51

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Twenteen

# ? Mar 5, 2017 15:47

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

https://twitter.com/ChuckConcrete/status/838167155074088960

# ? Mar 5, 2017 15:49

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Heath posted:

Quatre-vingt-dix

So retarded :france:

# ? Mar 5, 2017 17:36

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Too bad pcos got himself banned. I would have loved to hear how Trump counts.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 17:45

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

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Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:09

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Say Nothing posted:

I don't get it. He's just pointing at a whiteboard.

Grondoth has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Mar 6, 2017

# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:37

Steve Holt!: Aug 28, 2006; STEVE HOLT!; College Slice

This is a meme right?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 08:53

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Grondoth posted:

I don't get it. He's just pointing at a whiteboard.

drat

# ? Mar 6, 2017 10:25

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

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Qadaffi Taffy: Oct 1, 2006; 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Guy Mann posted:

So good

# ? Mar 6, 2017 14:28

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2017 14:33

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

I was trying to find some kind of anime nuke girl. Turns out of you Google "anime girl nuke", it thinks you meant something else entirely.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 15:08

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Thank you America for creating anime

# ? Mar 6, 2017 15:08

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Thump! posted:

Sakhalin Island is not part of Japan.

Russia has done it's fair share of bad things, but they don't deserve to be blamed for anime.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 15:57

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Stex T posted:

Sakhalin Island is not part of Japan.

Russia has done it's fair share of bad things, but they don't deserve to be blamed for anime.

Russia's humiliation in the Russo-Japanese war emboldened Japan's military, while the peace accords that seemingly favoured Russia led to a wave of renewed nationalism. Combined, those factors helped determine Japan's role in WWII, eventually leading to US using nuclear weapons and inadvertently creating animu.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:21

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

The US had intel, anime could have been avoided but wasn't.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:49

throw to first DAMN IT: Apr 10, 2007; This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures