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Ularg posted:Garrison: "Trump will be the ultimate savior of America, look how nothing can stop him!" If Trump can't overcome the ex-president then he must not be very strong at all.
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Improbable Lobster posted:https://twitter.com/NickBaumann/status/838149668039196674 I like how the kid being psychic has nothing to do with anything else. Tuxedo Ted posted:Can anyone else recommend terrible reactionary pieces like Camp of the Saints or Wild in the Streets? Satires don't count, I want totally earnest dumb stuff.
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It suddenly occured to me that Garrison's work would go great with dril quotes.
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Tuxedo Ted posted:
State of fear by Michael Crichton, of Jurassic Park fame. The plot is global warming is made up by murderous (possibly suicidal) eco-terrorists, that drive Prius's and use super exotic blowfish to kill instead of guns, so that people will give them money to fight global warming. Also: Hollywood types are hypocrites for using airplanes, petrified forests prove logging is good, cannibal tribes, and made up sonic digging equipment that can make earthquakes that cause tidal waves. I cannot overstate the pettiness and stupidity of it all.
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Shadowed Bacon posted:I cannot overstate the pettiness and stupidity of it all. Don't forget that a book critic who said mean things about Crichton's works once is inserted into that story as a pedophile with the tiniest dick in the world
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DarklyDreaming posted:Don't forget that a book critic who said mean things about Crichton's works once is inserted into that story as a pedophile with the tiniest dick in the world That's in Next, not State of Fear.
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Shadowed Bacon posted:State of fear by Michael Crichton, of Jurassic Park fame. The plot is global warming is made up by murderous (possibly suicidal) eco-terrorists, that drive Prius's and use super exotic blowfish to kill instead of guns, so that people will give them money to fight global warming. Also: Hollywood types are hypocrites for using airplanes, petrified forests prove logging is good, cannibal tribes, and made up sonic digging equipment that can make earthquakes that cause tidal waves. All of Crichton's books are reactionary pieces about man's hubris.
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duz posted:All of Crichton's books are reactionary pieces about man's hubris. not the one about how beowolf was a true story, that was just about how cool it would be if cavemen lived until the...whenever it was set
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U.T. Raptor posted:Which led to someone making this: Incredible.
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Tuxedo Ted posted:Can anyone else recommend terrible reactionary pieces like Camp of the Saints or Wild in the Streets? Satires don't count, I want totally earnest dumb stuff. The absolute classic would be The Turner Diaries, which was basically the template for the OKC bombing as well as several other white-power terror attacks. The same author also wrote Hunter, where the protagonist stalks the streets killing inter-racial couples and Jews, and I think that book is explicitly tied to a few actual murders. If you have Archives on SA, TFR did some great mocking Let's Reads of masturbatory gun-fic (with varying degrees of white nationalism) about plucky Patriot insurgents fighting the evil US government. -- Unintended Consequences is less racist, more just terrible for being over-wrought and cringe-worthy sex scenes. Basically the heroes assassinate politicians, ATF agents, etc to restore Freedom -- the Enemies Foreign and Domestic trilogy (written by a Freep member) starts off less-racial in its first book, which is pretty similar to UI in concept, and then the second books gets crazy-paranoid about La Raza and the third book is about hordes of feral blacks rampaging across America. Of these LRs, I like the EF&D ones best, though the first book is less insane. TFR regular Pitch narrated all of these, leading to his for a while having a redtext "PITCH READ FOR OUR SINS". I'm phone posting but if anyone can post the Archive links it'd be groovy, and the LRs are funnier and more efficient than reading the books directly. EDIT: here's the EF&D sum-up thread with links to the full threads in the OP: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506161%26userid=0%26perpage=40%26pagenumber=11 EDIT2: if you want more crazy for your time, you're fine to skip ahead to the second EF&D book, you can basically extrapolate the plot of the first one, like in any terrible sequel. EDIT3: Let's Read for Unintended Consequences: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3054909&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Fulchrum posted:I like how the kid being psychic has nothing to do with anything else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Ko926itZ4 SexyBlindfold posted:It suddenly occured to me that Garrison's work would go great with dril quotes. 
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 1 2 3Chip Bok posted:The right leaning New York Post, Townhall, and left leaning Nation editor and publisher, Katrina vanden Heuvel, writing in the Washington Post, have something in common. They all compare the senate Democrats’ obsession with Russians to McCarthyism of 50 years ago. Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?  4 5
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Tuxedo Ted posted:Can anyone else recommend terrible reactionary pieces like Camp of the Saints or Wild in the Streets? Satires don't count, I want totally earnest dumb stuff. The 1986 miniseries, "Amerika."
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JaggerMcDagger posted:Jew vampire. Jagger what was the bad cartoon you took your avatar from I need to show someone a bad cartoon that is aping the art of krisfaluski and I cannot for the life of me remember.
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When it gets like this, you wonder if grad students refused to invite him to keggers when he was a freshman. And then scuffed his shoes up a little.
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U.T. Raptor posted:Which led to someone making this: Huh. So that's where Dragonball Z came from... 
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Cat Mattress posted:
At first I was like "what, no debt?", but I was wrong to doubt you.
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We really need to investigate Benghazi, Clinton emails, and the IRS. Someone should get on that.
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OldTennisCourt posted:hey guys remember when conservatives whined and threw tantrums that Obama blamed Bush for everything and mocked him for it Pepperidge Farm remembers.     
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Krinkle posted:Jagger what was the bad cartoon you took your avatar from I need to show someone a bad cartoon that is aping the art of krisfaluski and I cannot for the life of me remember. Barry Edit:  Raz has the write up in 2014 & 15 threads. But he vanished in 2013~2014. Dunno where he was getting these from. E2: my god I forgot how insane these were. That guys arm has 3 joints. Everything has motion marks, and nubs. itskage fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Shadowed Bacon posted:State of fear by Michael Crichton, of Jurassic Park fame. The plot is global warming is made up by murderous (possibly suicidal) eco-terrorists, that drive Prius's and use super exotic blowfish to kill instead of guns, so that people will give them money to fight global warming. Also: Hollywood types are hypocrites for using airplanes, petrified forests prove logging is good, cannibal tribes, and made up sonic digging equipment that can make earthquakes that cause tidal waves. Oh loving hell, THAT book. I read that in high school and it seriously sent me into a bout of climate change denialism. I mean, Michael Crichton seems like a smart guy, right? He must know what he's talking about.
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Congratulations scum pond the leader of your party owns multiple of all those things. Also drat it's dated 2-5 and it's only 3:20am? Is he like Trump?
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Oh good, the narrative has seamlessly morphed from "no he didn't" to "yeah he did, but it doesn't matter, because But Her Emails". Even by the Ramirez/Mccoy/Bok/etc circuit's standards that's pretty loving brazen!
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... writes the man who literally gets paid thousands of dollars to draw a duck. Yeah, that's loving great. More of this, please. More noncommittal unspecific freaking out.
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HAT FETISH posted:Oh good, the narrative has seamlessly morphed from "no he didn't" to "yeah he did, but it doesn't matter, because But Her Emails". Even by the Ramirez/Mccoy/Bok/etc circuit's standards that's pretty loving brazen! The narrative will always be: 
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TheBigAristotle posted:A reminder that this guy gets $3,600 a month on Patreon Um yes, punching people because they're bad at phrasing the steps in their argument (he's missing an 'objective' or 'absolute') is a thing society has agreed is unacceptable and has passed laws criminalizing. Your point?
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:The absolute classic would be The Turner Diaries, which was basically the template for the OKC bombing as well as several other white-power terror attacks. The same author also wrote Hunter, where the protagonist stalks the streets killing inter-racial couples and Jews, and I think that book is explicitly tied to a few actual murders. [...] And of course the crowning achievement of that thread, author John Ross himself registering an account to post about it and mailing Tenement Funster a check for $500. (The link itself seems to be broken. EF&D may still be in the live forums but UC was goldmined and is just giving me a forums error message dated January 28th.) Edit: jeez, even I'm getting these books mixed up Pitch fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Jr Rose! Covering Bridgewater instead of JMU? You've lost your biggest supporter, Rose! YOU WILL REGRET THIS 
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Note the very JRRosey touch of having the bird (try to) make the W shape. He couldn't find a wordplay to place, so he went for a visual pun.
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Tuxedo Ted posted:Can anyone else recommend terrible reactionary pieces like Camp of the Saints or Wild in the Streets? Satires don't count, I want totally earnest dumb stuff. Orson Scott Card's "Empire" books, which are all about a new Civil War between conservative good guys and the evil "Progressive Restoration," which is backed by a guy who absolutely is not a George Soros expy.
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Somfin posted:
I have to wonder if Stallie isn't going for Calvin and Hobbes anymore so much as Pogo. First it was the human politicians represented as animals, and now this goddamn interminable stretch of endless whining and angsting, like he's casting about trying to write something as pithy as "We have met the enemy and he is us" that captures the zeitgeist, and he will just keep rephrasing and rehashing it until he is recognized as the Funnypages Bard of Our Age.
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b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Benghazeeeeee! Outstanding. By the way, Ramirez, the Republicans concluded their Benghazi bonanza when Trump got elected, basically saying lol nm byeee.
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