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NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Remember Loveline? It was the radio/mtv show starring Adam Carolla (now an insane person) and Dr. Drew (a doctor). They'd take calls from weirdos all over the country having medical and sexual trouble. And all the old episodes are on youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?casualkore

Loveline had a lot of great moments, like the time David Alan Grier puked because Adam Carolla is gross as hell!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZthJg0yQFg

Or the time Pennywise made a whole big mess of their studio by also vomiting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezlVOMGZ_NI

Full episode complete with footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uWgQfYO7aI

They also had a whole lot of awesome running jokes like Germany or Florida, where people would call in presenting horrendous news stories and Drew and Adam had to guess whether they took place in Germany, or Florida, the two major hubs of evil on our sweet planet earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWojvo6RKoQ

Or when they'd catch some dipshit who had somehow lived several months without realizing that their loving smoke detector was out of batteries, learning to live with the constant beeping like an amoeba.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phKAYe9T08A

Amidst all this chaos they still managed to give good advice to awful morons, and be hilarious in the process. I blame the absence of loveline for the rise of incels and all the other garbage people we see these days. Let's all talk about Loveline in this thread and share our favoritest loveline stories!

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i used to listen to this back in like 2007 or so while working and basically remember it being like the current /r/relationships thread but as narrated by Adam "Toyota" Carolla

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
If ever you run out of Loveline, O&A was almost as good. Also features an insane conservative with the initials AC.

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
manic DAG episodes were magic

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
My friend called these people on a double date once, it was pretty funny

outside of that they suck though

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
LET'S SAVE SOME BABIES!!!


Also, I should give them a call and see if they can provide any advice on what I should do about my rear end in a top hat being the size of a mason jar.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i listened to this a lot years ago and it was good but since then both adam and drew have turned into assholes so i dont think it would hold up if i tried to listen again.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
are you a mormon, op?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I listened to so many of these. up until adam left. when did that happen 05 or something? I torrented the whole set and would listen to them.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

didn't listen in the 90's. not clicking now

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

"Who were the Allied and Axis powers in ww2?"

I loved this question because apparently most of the nation thinks that America, Italy, and Japan fought the Russians in WW2.

And have no idea what the Holocaust is.
https://youtu.be/PJXhJzzevtk

Edit: No no no no no

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Mar 5, 2017

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Was Loveline the one where the guy called in and confessed about his frozen poop dildoes in his freezer?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

LET'S SAVE SOME BABIES!!!


Also, I should give them a call and see if they can provide any advice on what I should do about my rear end in a top hat being the size of a mason jar.

Dr drew was always very anti-anal sex. Thats one of the ways gay people have sex.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Love it.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Female Caller: I am having trouble connecting sexually with my boyfriend

Dr. Drew: When did you father molest you?

Female Caller: My father never molested me.

Dr. Drew: Clearly he had and you have repressed memories of it happening. You need to go to therapy and work out these repressed memories of your father molesting you. Also you're probably too fat and it's making it hard for your boyfriend to let you enjoy yourself.

Female Caller: I'm pretty sure --

Dr. Drew: Shut up tubbo. Next caller.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

MageMage posted:

Female Caller: I am having trouble connecting sexually with my boyfriend

Dr. Drew: When did you father molest you?

Female Caller: My father never molested me.

Dr. Drew: Clearly he had and you have repressed memories of it happening. You need to go to therapy and work out these repressed memories of your father molesting you. Also you're probably too fat and it's making it hard for your boyfriend to let you enjoy yourself.

Female Caller: I'm pretty sure --

Dr. Drew: Shut up tubbo. Next caller.

It's the voice, *Dr. Drew scoff and smirk*

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

MageMage posted:

Female Caller: I am having trouble connecting sexually with my boyfriend

Dr. Drew: When did you father molest you?

Female Caller: My father never molested me.

Dr. Drew: Clearly he had and you have repressed memories of it happening. You need to go to therapy and work out these repressed memories of your father molesting you. Also you're probably too fat and it's making it hard for your boyfriend to let you enjoy yourself.

Female Caller: I'm pretty sure --

Dr. Drew: Shut up tubbo. Next caller.

Anal sex leads to uncontrollable shits.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Dr drew was always very anti-anal sex. Thats one of the ways gay people have sex.

It was the 90s, fuckin almost everyone was a homophobe, most gay people included.

General acceptance of gay people has only been a thing for like 8 years, it's kinda nuts. I'm straying from the topic though, loveline was pretty great but it suffered from them passing off advice, mostly good but some bad, as immortal truth. Like their 'high pitched voice = was raped as a child' thing.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I first started listening in 1997. I also stopped listening in 1997. It was easy to tell how fake many of the calls were.

Woods porn taught me way more about sex.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
*:iiaca:* comes from Loveline :allears:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
As a teen many years ago it taught me to recognize and avoid many types of broken girls, and also what kind of crazy sex people were having when I wasn't getting laid. These days Adam has become a crazy person and Drew is an exploitative rear end in a top hat and both should be avoided.

The show was much better when it was local LA radio only (KROQ), going national made it weird.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hi its me, adam carolla. Does anyone else ever wonder what paul newman's jizz tasted like

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

hth posted:

Hi its me, adam carolla. Does anyone else ever wonder what paul newman's jizz tasted like

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

little munchkin posted:

are you a mormon, op?

Nope but I'm in Benadryl for mild allergy flare up doc

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Dr drew was always very anti-anal sex. Thats one of the ways gay people have sex.

Probably because as a doctor you tend to get overexposed to what happens when anal sex goes wrong

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I enjoy the shouldn't have kids clips

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUBEmgF1-A

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


Holey poo poo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Drew had a lot of stereotypes he put on people due to his own clinical experience and knowing a few people who are doctors has taught me that they all do this. If they see a certain personality trait linked with a particular diagnosis or history more than a few times, forget it. That's what's wrong with everyone who has that quality now.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
5 kids from 5 different men

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ApdIpRHVWGA

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

This isn't the one I remember, but similar.

Frozen poop dildoes
https://youtu.be/lKqtWHkLJF8

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Loveline was awesome I would listen most nights in middle and high school. Lord knows it was better than public school sex ed.

One question: is the female baby voice thing still a thing?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

Loveline was awesome I would listen most nights in middle and high school. Lord knows it was better than public school sex ed.

One question: is the female baby voice thing still a thing?

Ive seen it once IRL and it waa real

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I know it's a real thing, I mean, is it reliably a byproduct of previous abuse? I've never heard the babyvoice phenomenon addressed anywhere else tbh

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Toadvine posted:

One question: is the female baby voice thing still a thing?

It's not 100% but I'm convinced it's generally true

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It was always fun to listen to unsuspecting guests getting a couple of doozies.

Made me dislike The Darkness, they were little bitches

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

I know it's a real thing, I mean, is it reliably a byproduct of previous abuse? I've never heard the babyvoice phenomenon addressed anywhere else tbh

I meant the abuse thig

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

The Management posted:

It's not 100% but I'm convinced it's generally true

Yea this has been my experience too :smith:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Arrested development manifests itself differently

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
I've never been to Burbank, but it will always be known as RapeBank to me

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