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Jose posted:lol he's insanely angry because the press were sucking him off after that speech and it was instantly dropped for the sessions story i like the video they have of them arguing inside the WH. the mind boggles... Oval Office, White house BANNON: I'm telling you, they have us wiretapped! You'll see, I'm writing this article right now! And... TRUMP: How could you let this happen. It was my best speech, my best stuff! The loved me. Now they're talking about.. BANNON: Sessions! It's because they're listening to us. The lizards are in the... TRUMP, watching Fox News alert: Sad! Bad! SPICER browses Otaku.com in corner of room, sweating. IVANKA: Will this hurt my sales? New York, New York MELANIA siting in chair, face blank like a china doll, retrieves another pill from her purse. The phone rings. It is her lover. We cannot hear what is said. Suddenly she smiles. End scene
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I was never good at social study class. However, I at least learned not to be an idiot.
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you know i've started to think that Trump may actually damage the republican party after all. they're all struggling to bullshit their way out of this one; they're on TV fumbling around trying to figure out how to sell it to the people but you can see some of them starting to crack more and more
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speaking of the gop http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-donors-republican-senate-235678 quote:PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump buttered up a room full of Republican donors Friday night by boasting of his upset 2016 election win and ticking through a list of his surprise swing state victories that even the party high rollers at the private dinner couldn’t have imagined possible.
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scrubs season six posted:I sent her a dick pic Mother, can you describe this dick pic for our guest at the table?
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Drunk & Ugly posted:speaking of the gop He Won Like poo poo Why is nobody just constantly pointing out he won by less than either of our previous presidents so he can't parrot that poo poo all day I get that they're still trying to be big and winning but god drat it he literally just lost less than hillary because republicans are trained like dogs to vote for the big white man who reminds them of their father's penis and has an (r) next to his name And Hillary lost hard and sucks etc etc we can skip that part yes we all know her campaign was poo poo. My point is purely "is he consciously lying about those numbers or is he honestly insane" and yes I know he's crazy but in this specific instance Looked at all those words I typed, thought about how I never would have posted that without trump, and had a sensible lol because I'm on a diet.
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Jukebox Hero posted:He Luckily due to bad dems still controlled the party apparatus I doubt dems will make any sort of meaningful comeback especially on the downticket.
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Jukebox Hero posted:He You should start a patreon so you can generate cash to get a therapy duck.
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Why is trump still talking about the goddamn election? This poo poo is loving crazy.
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TontoCorazon posted:Why is trump still talking about the goddamn election? it's all he's got to focus on. you know nobody is actually letting him make tough decisions on his own
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does anyone have any Trump biographies? I would like to see some lolworthy stories about Our Prez if we can handle it. on one hand i feel it could lay a foundation and necessary history for the incredible sad clown gasps turned guffaws he has given us on the other hand, can we take any more This is a good one from 2015 that shows the man never changes http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/09/donald-trump-biography-what-i-learned-213188 quote:When Trump spoke about Obama, he sounded personally irritated, which may have been because the White House had ignored his offer to lead the federal response to the 2010 Gulf of Mexico oil spill because the admiral in charge “doesn’t know what he’s doing.” Unfortunately Obama’s former senior adviser David Axelrod had revealed this exchange, and Trump’s offer to build a ballroom at the White House, after Donald stopped speaking to me, which made it impossible to follow up on it with him. edit uh oh quote:“I loved to fight. I always loved to fight.” Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:You should start a patreon so you can generate cash to get a therapy duck. What the hell is a therapy duck.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:everything you click has a 90% chance of being the opposite of what makes sense considering the game rules Civ Card Trump presidency: all cities gain plus two amenities due to all the lols.
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TontoCorazon posted:Why is trump still talking about the goddamn election? He has dementia so he'll probably die still thinking that it's the 2016 election.
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turn off the TV posted:He has dementia so he'll probably die still thinking that it's the 2016 election. quote:Trump says he’ll do his best to address the past, although he much prefers to discuss the present and, whenever possible, the future.
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this article just gets better and better. he claims to believe in the Race Horse theory, and that he is strong and smart, meaning that he's from good genes so that's mostly why he's successful. He claims his mother was an olympian (which there is no proof of, not even in 7th place downhill hehe). later, he says he'll get crap from people while running for president because his bone spurs kept him out of 'Nam. lol those who fail to learn from history... will continue to laugh nervously 2015:
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bag em and tag em posted:Every time Trump hears a noise in the night he grabs a golf club and nervously paces his home calling out "Obama! Obama I know you're here. Face me! SAD!" Until secret service comes and puts him back to bed. Anything that Trump mutters or protests about while he is being put to bed is replied with a soothing, "That's great, and America is great, yes, yes it is, great, just great."
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hahaha finally! they are going after Obama! oh man this is to much
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Donald Trump is president.... thanks, Obama
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Let this be inscribed below his bust: Donald: "With Twitter you’ll say things that you can regret because you’re doing them instantaneously, okay? But you’re being very honest. That’s nothing compared to me. They’re always knocking the poo poo out of my hair.”
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Wikkheiser posted:This political violence is concerning but it's somewhat reassuring that Americans are too old / out of shape & fat to do much damage before getting tired and needing a nap. The gun has made you weak. Americans have spent so long cradling the boomstick and discussing the merits of different millimeters within those boomsticks, that when the average American who has meditated much upon the subject of violence brought about by the squeeze of a finger must then go into a protest and form those fingers into a fist? They are found lacking, wheezing and panting as they struggle to reload their failing flesh weapons. The average American buys a gun to keep themselves safe, and in this knowledge of ownership, discards their basic forms of defense, and in so doing, has rendered adherence to the second amendment the antithesis of the spirit of such a piece of writing. lol
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Breaking lols from CNNquote:President Donald Trump is asking Congress to look into whether the Obama administration abused its investigative powers during the 2016 election, White House press secretary Sean Spicer said in a statement Sunday.
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TontoCorazon posted:Why is trump still talking about the goddamn election? Because it is a tangible achievement that he can point to as his own. He's all about displays of wealth and power and to him, the fact that he's not being feted & having his rear end in a top hat tongued by honey-eyed virgins on a daily basis because he won is a travesty. lol, there's no basis for this at all, but the threadbare lies they can weave to protect themselves are the best they can muster
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Maldoror posted:He's prolly gonna get impeached within 1 - 2 years lol dudes already filed for reelection before he got inaugurated. everyone, place your bets.
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so, all things progressing nicely we will soon find that the obama administration was largely above board but that the US secret service has evidence that Trump conspired with the russian secret service (with actual money changing hands) to hack clintons campaign, never mind if it had an effect on the actual election result
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It seems Trump and his whole team have completely given up on even trying to challenge the accuracy of any of these leaks.
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haljordan posted:It seems Trump and his whole team have completely given up on even trying to challenge the accuracy of any of these leaks. lol, trump is the leak.
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Lime Tonics posted:lol, trump is the leak. Remember all those crazy past stories on how he pretended to be his own press secretary?
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quote:In a statement from his spokesman, Mr. Trump called “reports” about the wiretapping “very troubling” and said that Congress should examine them as part of its investigations into Russia’s meddling in the election. Apparently lies made up by noted insane person Donald Trump now count as "reports".
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haljordan posted:It seems Trump and his whole team have completely given up on even trying to challenge the accuracy of any of these leaks. also rampant widespread voter fraud by illegals in the 2nd whitest state in the country
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Mr.Tophat posted:The gun has made you weak. Americans have spent so long cradling the boomstick and discussing the merits of different millimeters within those boomsticks, that when the average American who has meditated much upon the subject of violence brought about by the squeeze of a finger must then go into a protest and form those fingers into a fist? They are found lacking, wheezing and panting as they struggle to reload their failing flesh weapons. The average American buys a gun to keep themselves safe, and in this knowledge of ownership, discards their basic forms of defense, and in so doing, has rendered adherence to the second amendment the antithesis of the spirit of such a piece of writing. the violence at these protests depresses me but i have to say it seems rather tame compared to an average european soccer riot.
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Mr.Tophat posted:The gun has made you weak. Americans have spent so long cradling the boomstick and discussing the merits of different millimeters within those boomsticks, that when the average American who has meditated much upon the subject of violence brought about by the squeeze of a finger must then go into a protest and form those fingers into a fist? They are found lacking, wheezing and panting as they struggle to reload their failing flesh weapons. The average American buys a gun to keep themselves safe, and in this knowledge of ownership, discards their basic forms of defense, and in so doing, has rendered adherence to the second amendment the antithesis of the spirit of such a piece of writing. loving scrub yanks haven't event evolved neurotoxin glands or barbed spines and they think they can fight? hahaha you and whose antlers?
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Wikkheiser posted:genius There have also been like... five violent protests? And they've mostly been like a dozen people fighting Meanwhile, a Trump supporter murdered two Indians and hah, that doesn't matter.
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Jose Mengelez posted:loving scrub yanks haven't event evolved neurotoxin glands or barbed spines and they think they can fight? hahaha you and whose antlers? don't tread on me, I'm a highly evolved caltrop, you'll regret it
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turn off the TV posted:Meanwhile, a Trump supporter murdered two Indians and hah, that doesn't matter. Too many reservations to act
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the loving president of the mothershitting states of God. drat. america lmfao
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