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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Barry is going to wish he had closed Gitmo when Trumpy throws him in a cell there :(

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

etalian posted:

Kellyanne: What's eating?

when you do it, you turn into a husky brunette?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


spicer, over his shoulder while holding the receiver shut: "he's asking if the fbi has jurisdiction on billionaire sex island"

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

cumshitter posted:

hi im zumshitter let me spread the gospel of being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex. long story short: it rules

A crackhead that has unprotected sex
:Hmm:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

jBrereton posted:

I suspect that Trump will, in fact, comment further.

This was my thought too.

Trump won't comment further just like how your ten year old will never ask for another game if you get him this one.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

New travel ban EO will be out tommorow
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/03/04/new-trump-travel-ban-expected-to-be-unveiled-on-monday/

quote:

he White House is expected to unveil a new entry ban executive order on Monday, according to senior administration officials.

The order is expected to be a revised version of an entry ban that President Trump signed in January, which has been blocked by a federal court.

On Saturday, Trump met with Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Department of Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly — both central to the implementation of the order — at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Does this mean that if there really was a wiretap, we can get to see what the FBI was suspecting donald of?

And if it is still an ongoing investigation, do they have to release it?

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Inspector Hound posted:

Ok ok wait a second, what part of this real and what is made up

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


Lol is this literally word for word with his earlier tweets

Pinely
Jul 23, 2013
College Slice
paul ryan def has an anxiety disorder now

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



as part of your russia investigations i think it would be remiss if you didnt also investigate jimmy hoffa's whereabouts

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Pinely posted:

paul ryan def has an anxiety disorder now

good

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
How much you wanna bet the new revision is just the old one with "not a muslim ban" in parenthesis under the title?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

good gently caress that cuck

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Pinely posted:

paul ryan def has an anxiety disorder now

He doesn't give a poo poo as long as he can pass his ayn rand budgets

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pinely posted:

paul ryan def has an anxiety disorder now

Instead booing him people should just start do pistol squats at his town hall.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Pinely posted:

paul ryan def has an anxiety disorder now

nah

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I hope Obama goes to jail for nothing. Midterms canceled.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



but maybe if we can dangle the prospect of aca repeal tantalizingly out of reach we can break him

maybe........

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

calm

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

Ok ok wait a second, what part of this real and what is made up

it's all real and it's all made up

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


its a bit risky tho, bc if you're not careful he might catch it :ohdear:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
pro tip

sleep when trump is awake

unless future trunks is around

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

nachos posted:

He doesn't give a poo poo as long as he can pass his ayn rand budgets

He can't even do that tho

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

mods change the thread title to "Sir, this is a Nixon/Watergate. Would you like fries with that?"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

I hope Obama goes to jail for nothing. Midterms canceled.

make Obama share the jail cell with crooked Hillary

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Third World Reggin posted:

pro tip

sleep when trump is awake

unless future trunks is around

if they set that nuclear launch code FREE IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US

*inhales deeply*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :byodood:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Every member of the Huckabee family can eat poo poo and die, IMO. Wonder how long she lasts as the face of the White House before she burns out.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

change my name posted:

mods change the thread title to "Sir, this is a Nixon/Watergate. Would you like fries with that?"

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
reminder that the FBI wiretap request was so spurious that they had a one on one hundred thousand chance of getting it denied, and after that happened went to a friendlier judge to "win"

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Chuck Todd and Rubio are arguing about whether the taps happened , despite the BBC reporting on this months ago. wtf

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

change my name posted:

mods change the thread title to "Sir, this is a Nixon/Watergate. Would you like fries with that?"

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


if clinton goes to jail she will spend 20 years digging an escape tunnel only to be caught at the last minute

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Potentially could make my shift tonight at O'Hare pretty fun, plus next Saturday should be even more chaotic. :cool:

mastershakeman posted:

Chuck Todd and Rubio are arguing about whether the taps happened , despite the BBC reporting on this months ago. wtf

I liked Rubio essentially cribbing Mencken when he said that Trump being insane and lying all the time is what America voted for.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
also you should watch dragon ball super if you want to see a sociopathic goku

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

if clinton goes to jail she will spend 20 years digging an escape tunnel only to be caught at the last minute

No she would pay jail consultants 1000s of cigarettes only to discover they weren't actually digging the tunnel for her.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Man I have no clue wtf is going on

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

shook Rubio on meet the press

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



she'd dig the tunnel and then all the prisoners would climb down the toilet instead

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