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dakana
Aug 28, 2006
So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.

timrenzi574 posted:

with all the time I spend removing snot and crumbs from pictures of my kids, I often wonder if I'm being inauthentic in doing so.

By all means keep the dirty copies for laughing at later.

I remember a wedding portrait I shot that was a pretty close face shot and the bride had just opened her mouth in a great laughing smile but there was this thin but noticeable string of saliva connecting her lips. Yeah, cloned that out.

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

is there a reason you shot this at iso 100? cause it's good but super blurry

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

8th-snype posted:

is there a reason you shot this at iso 100? cause it's good but super blurry

Because I'm stupid.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Because I'm stupid.

yes I saw that you were a canon user

TheAngryDrunk
Jan 31, 2003

"I don't know why I know that; I took four years of Spanish."

MyKyla
by Steve V, on Flickr

thetzar
Apr 22, 2001
Fallen Rib

I think this photo is great. I also think that is is incredibly awkward — the unsymmetry of her feet, the cutoff at her knees, the crooked bedsheet. I hope that's what you were going for.

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

thetzar posted:

I think this photo is great. I also think that is is incredibly awkward — the unsymmetry of her feet, the cutoff at her knees, the crooked bedsheet. I hope that's what you were going for.

Bro she's pulling her panties off cuz she wants to gently caress

thetzar
Apr 22, 2001
Fallen Rib

ansel autisms posted:

Bro she's pulling her panties off cuz she wants to gently caress

Funny, that's why I put panties on.

TheAngryDrunk
Jan 31, 2003

"I don't know why I know that; I took four years of Spanish."

ansel autisms posted:

Bro she's pulling her panties off cuz she wants to gently caress

This guy fucks.

thetzar posted:

I think this photo is great. I also think that is is incredibly awkward — the unsymmetry of her feet, the cutoff at her knees, the crooked bedsheet. I hope that's what you were going for.

I liked the crop there because I like how her hands were in the shot.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Yeah it's good to show her hands, so that the viewer can clearly tell she's not handcuffed or otherwise restrained. This pretty important in an image as charged with negative sexual connotations as this one to keep it from veering off into being even more rapey. I also appreciate your choice in postprocessing the image to make it clear to us that she's not interested in you but is going to gently caress you out of coercion or a sense of duty, you really go out of your way to show us how repulsive the model considers the act of having sex with you really is to her. The motif of sexual innocence implied by the white panties and flower bedspread really hammer home your message "this young girl does not want to gently caress me but will totally do it anyway".

8th-snype fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Mar 6, 2017

Morkfang
Dec 9, 2009

I'm awesome.
:smug:
You're all assuming it's a girl :)

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Caryna posted:

You're all assuming it's a girl :)

I'm only used to seeing girls so turned off wait

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Caryna posted:

You're all assuming it's a girl :)

TAD's lad mag shots are always of women, it would be stupid to assume otherwise (just like your lovely post)

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
It's super friendly in here.

thetzar
Apr 22, 2001
Fallen Rib
This guy refused to take off his panties for me.


Untitled by Jason Martin, on Flickr

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

um excuse me posted:

It's super friendly in here.

Boy this forum sure is something awful!

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

um excuse me posted:

It's super friendly in here.

Sorry we aren't being inclusive enough regarding images that are blind to their overtly sexually violent male gaze.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

thetzar posted:

This guy refused to take off his panties for me.

You weren't convincing enough.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
tad, did you intend for it to be so rapey.

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
THE VERTICAL LINE WAS INTENTIONAL

TheAngryDrunk
Jan 31, 2003

"I don't know why I know that; I took four years of Spanish."

nerdrum posted:

THE VERTICAL LINE WAS INTENTIONAL



You don't have to explain it.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



It's art, man.

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
I honestly didn't really notice it until you mentioned it.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004


elgarbo by alkanphel, on Flickr

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

It looks like he's raising his crest in a mating display.

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
teef

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Sweet piss Christ homage

burzum karaoke
May 30, 2003

is that bill barber

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Only Bill can accelerate like that

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

8th-snype posted:

Sweet piss Christ homage

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I like hockey games because when I pee in the plastic seats it stays there in a puddle and makes my butt wet.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Magic Hate Ball posted:

I like hockey games because when I pee in the plastic seats it stays there in a puddle and makes my butt wet.

GBS is "leaking" lol.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

lLauren by Alex Gard, on Flick


quick roadside shot on the way home today. Not too handy with digital post these days so just a quick LR edit.
She's a muso and I'd hope she can get some use out of these.

e:


lauren-1-3 by Alex Gard, on Flickr

Sludge Tank fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Apr 2, 2017

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Nice soft tones in the first one but idk about the sepia.

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8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
ditch the sepia for sure

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