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Look, I know there's only so many "laconic motherfucker" jokes out in the universe, but this election needs Levi Johnston's reporting, especially with poo poo like Mrs. Palin interveriewing Donald Trump and him musing about giving her a cabinet position. Johnston was a comforting presence throughout the 2012 cycle, and I'm not sure if we can make it through this one without him.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:00 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:13 |
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His is the voice america craves right now. He must abandon his battles against the Wendigo in the spirit realm and return to guide us lesser mortals.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 02:33 |
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I thoguht this was about a sequel to the movie with the monkey in a hotel
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:01 |
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Tood Palin is exactly the kind of latconic motherfucker that can chill Trump the gently caress out and be yin to Trump's yang. Speaking of Trump's yang, he would totally cuck the gently caress out of Todd.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 18:13 |
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I have no problem with Johnston Checking Back In--though I do think it's unlikely here--but I'm more eager to find out on the BarkWire who killed Hope.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 18:38 |
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The Walrus posted:I thoguht this was about a sequel to the movie with the monkey in a hotel So did I.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:44 |
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I am actually curious if Levi Johnston's new daughter, Indy, was named after Indiana Jones.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 00:12 |
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I think it time for Dunston to check in
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 00:30 |
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Agreed OP.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:41 |
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Yeah, the Palin endorsement of Trump does seem to call for one of these. Doesn't mean it will or even can happen though.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:26 |
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Johnston Checks In was one of my favortite columns for sure. I'd love to hear his thoughts on them Palin boyz in the news.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:31 |
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Great Wendigo has heard our prayers! http://www.somethingawful.com/news/levi-returns-2016/ I agree with him about bae. Also, I never realized before how much Levi looks like Henry Cavill.
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# ? May 6, 2016 12:05 |
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"I can't remember her name but here's a guess: Victroza. She looks like she is down to party, not like leer jet and drinking champagne, I am talking this girl will go mudding with you in a stolen 4x4, shotgun tall boys of natty ice, bring her own supply of that dirty french canada weed, and she will go to town on your dick AFTER she helped you drag a body out of a ranger station." - Levi Johnston, back from the dead and loving it
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# ? May 6, 2016 12:34 |
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Was so thrilled to see this pop up on the twitters. Please continue.
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:59 |
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Excellent. This is what we need.
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# ? May 8, 2016 15:28 |
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Hallelujah!
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# ? May 10, 2016 00:39 |
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so glad this is back
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# ? May 22, 2016 19:31 |
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Levi 'HOckey' Johnston posted:Oh and Josh killed himself with a chair. I don't know how he did it one minute he had it up over his head and the next minute it was like when a cartoon snake swallows an umbrella and then the umbrella opens. That is one hell of a visual.
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# ? May 23, 2016 02:12 |
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"..they're dead what do they care about tablues?" Was this supposed to be Taboo?
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:44 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/alex-jones-rnc/ Rudy Ghouliani and Blue Levi Matters both made me laugh hard. Also, holy poo poo at that GoFundMe. Even after I clicked it, I thought it was a joke for a few seconds.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:59 |
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i want to help levi get his giant boy back
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:23 |
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"BIG MOMENT FOR LADIES: HILLARY CLINTON JUST MADE THAT GLASS CEILING HER BITCH" is the most astonishingly loaded title. It's almost elegant in how it expresses so much in so few words.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 22:54 |
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Its an obvious joke but one that needs to be made: when is Levi gonna check in with a "Grab em by the pussy" column?
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# ? Oct 10, 2016 06:20 |
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glowing-fish posted:Its an obvious joke but one that needs to be made: when is Levi gonna check in with a "Grab em by the pussy" column? yah no kidding Levi where are you?? America needs you! . . I need you . . edit: yaaaaassss Blood Boils fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Oct 28, 2016 |
# ? Oct 28, 2016 00:59 |
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Levi's question about Trump's energy policy came out of loving nowhere. Amazing.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:01 |
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Back when the Levi articles first started, I just assumed he was a character created for the front page.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:14 |
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Puppy Doll posted:Levi's question about Trump's energy policy came out of loving nowhere. Amazing. That was the question that Ken Bone asked at the debate.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:13 |
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Aww yeah.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:07 |
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I haven't even read the article yet but I am so, so excited to see a new one.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 05:18 |
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I am happy to see Levi get a job in the administration, but it's too scant. C'mon dude, give us the deets of the celebration party!
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:34 |
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Johnson Checks In is reliably hilarious and I hope he sticks around for the ensuing presidency.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:20 |
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Toadvine posted:Johnson Checks In is reliably hilarious and I hope he sticks around for the ensuing presidency. I enjoy them.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 01:30 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/levi-mike-pence/ Give Levi back his doujins!
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:41 |
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Onomarchus posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/levi-mike-pence/
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 21:05 |
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Onomarchus posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/levi-mike-pence/
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:08 |
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Mike Pence and his cat poster office
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