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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

"danger boat, danger boat, danger boat!"

-America

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/838567101233315844

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

Sir Tonk posted:

seriously how the gently caress does someone not like horchata? It's basically the best drink ever

i don't like most of what blue moon makes but their horchata ale is v v good fyi

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

DrPlump posted:

Obama Presidency: Horn honking for cars to move out of the way
Trump Presidency: Truck making the back up beep forever

CSPAM poster brain during trump presidency:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Trump presidency is the bouncy trains that idolninja accidentally put in saints row 2 that majestically soar through the air before exploding

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


something occurred to me

you know how trump's brother drank himself to death?

you know how addiction is highly heritable?

trump is addicted to attention and will do anything to get attention

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Venom Snake posted:

Were literally establishing a beach head next to the goblin dark fortress lmao



i hope it's not too late to get dorfed, because i feel a fell mood coming on right now

wanna craft something that menaces with spikes

KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot

Solarin posted:

CSPAM poster brain during trump presidency:



I'm the camera taking the photo.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm Donald Trump

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Extremely pumped to see what fresh hell is gonna come out tomorrow.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/838570864987762689

That DICK! posted:

I'm Donald Trump

you fiend

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Yep that's the marines

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/838571797205377024

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Kellyane hand-waving like a motherfucker.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SKULL.GIF posted:

something occurred to me

you know how trump's brother drank himself to death?

you know how addiction is highly heritable?

trump is addicted to attention and will do anything to get attention

and you might say, well "yeah no poo poo?"

but the past eighteen months have been basically a constant cocaine high for Donald J. Trump

what happened the past week? people began focusing on sessions and other poo poo instead of trump. what does he do this weekend? throw a piss tantrum and make it all about himself again. he's happy because the news channels are talking about his latest crazy poo poo, he doesn't care that they're all saying "baseless!"

the high is harder to reach than ever before and he's going to keep on chasing that

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


good thing they're getting that budget increased, gonna need it for hush money and lawsuits

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

i'd fight a gorilla for $2000

i'll set up the gofundme

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

SKULL.GIF posted:

something occurred to me

you know how trump's brother drank himself to death?

you know how addiction is highly heritable?

trump is addicted to attention and will do anything to get attention

you must've missed prester jane's posts

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Also I think in the last year we passed post-modernism or post-post-modernism, we need a new label for our nightmare funhouse culture.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Sir Tonk posted:

you must've missed prester jane's posts

who

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Strep Vote posted:

Also I think in the last year we passed post-modernism or post-post-modernism, we need a new label for our nightmare funhouse culture.

The Donald J Trump Presidency

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

remember david letterman

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/838573119606521856

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Maybe they'll let him run his car over some immigrants or something to make him feel better.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Kellyanne said it is 100% fact that Trump was wire tap by Obama and then she presented detailed evidence that the judge said we didn't have time to go over. Then she cut to Hermin Cain to hide the truth.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Kellyane hand-waving like a motherfucker.



ooooohh it's so beautiful! Like an angel...

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

A good poster from D&D who has been calling out Trump and predicting his behavior for almost a year

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

paranoid randroid posted:

well i guess i forgot how to tie shoes so ill just put plastic bags on my feet - Trump, in two years

replace like two words in this and its literally howard hughes

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

logikv9 posted:

Yep that's the marines
How many Marines are like the guy Jack Nicholson played and just desperately want to yell "this is the only way the Marines ever has been and ever will be and you can all go gently caress yourselves for trying to change it" but decorum holds them back?

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Who called thr NYTimes gay

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
America is bad

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Tonetta posted:

Who called thr NYTimes gay

me aka trump

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

That's so USMC!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Solarin posted:

American brain during trump presidency:



FTFY
lmao there will not remain

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Samurai Sanders posted:

How many Marines are like the guy Jack Nicholson played and just desperately want to yell "this is the only way the Marines ever has been and ever will be and you can all go gently caress yourselves for trying to change it" but decorum holds them back?

the same percent that are alcoholics and beat their wives. maybe 80%?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Duscat posted:

i hope it's not too late to get dorfed, because i feel a fell mood coming on right now

wanna craft something that menaces with spikes

No CSPAM dwarves should be in bed with goblins

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
This WaPo article is insane. He is loving shook to the core.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



why do people on the internet think that pedophiles have a recognizable "look"

because, like, they really don't

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

well i guess i forgot how to tie shoes so ill just put plastic bags on my feet - Trump, in two years

I think this was basically a part of Jodi Ernst's speech when she did the Republican follow up to Obama's State of the Union address.

Edit: she put bread bags on her feet or something?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Tonetta posted:

Who called thr NYTimes gay

A gestalt entity comprised of lowtax and trumps twitters

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


at first I thought Trump was retarded and Bannon was the smart one, the puppet master pulling the strings

recently it's become clear that they're both insanely stupid and barely functional. this is really a difficult situation for people. all this talk about trump's brain, whether he has NPD or what condition he has, is just people trying to not admit to themselves that he's just super loving dumb.

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