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Extremely Green-Pilled Guy with a Tin Foil Hat: "The president is a pawn of ageless lizard people from beyond the stars to implement radical birth control regimens to reduce the human race to easily-controlled live stock," Me, an Unwashed Gamma with Extreme Autism from Iodized Salt: "The president.... has a smooth brain, and bad ties."
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cont'd from the politico articlequote:Priebus has frequently lamented that he can't control the president's comments and spends much of his time in damage-control mode. 
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so schizotypal is just "i believe my fanfics are real" then?
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I can't take credit for yeehawdists, but I also do not know who to credit, so I will take credit anyway ur welcome be sure to use it a lot
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pineapple with ham or bacon (just one of the meats, not both) is really good on pizza
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paranoid randroid posted:drat this guys reality is much more interesting than mine, where we just got a dumb rear end in a top hat moron president that tapes his ties together It's all in the numbers. Number 1: that's terror Number 2: that's terror
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paranoid randroid posted:1. Doctor Plunp posts dr plump posts as of late have been mostly self parody and imo are one of the few cases were self parody is a step up from just 'self'
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comingafteryouall posted:pineapple with ham or bacon (just one of the meats, not both) is really good on pizza
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Epic High Five posted:I can't take credit for yeehawdists, but I also do not know who to credit, so I will take credit anyway its perfect because i was just bitching about how the right has some terrorists association so this is uhh uhh uhh a linguistic killshot
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was the charity ball for an actual charity, im guessing it was not
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kopasetic posted:http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-reince-priebus-white-house-235703 With Priebus gone, Trump really loses the Republican Party link he needs to get anything done. Who else among the few people that run the White House even listens to the Legislative? Lastgirl posted:reince's been on the chopping block for a while, they're just too much of a spineless quisling to kick this magnanimous turbo shistain to the curb for good cos theyve got it made Yeah, Priebus is going to be cut loose and when that happens the poo poo will really hit the fan. That might be the point the GOP realizes they can't control their own President. Dapper_Swindler posted:thats what i find amusing and kinda enraging about the Ben Garrison cartoons. like do these people actually see this smooth brained fat poo poo heap narcissist as some loving super god man. I don't get angry at the Garrison cartoons. For all the things he does to make Trump look manly, he still has to get around that strange hair and eyebrows. At first he tried to make it look like a mane, but now he's given up and just turned it into a giant's wig. It's amazing just how sad the attempt to make Trump into a superman is, and how it fails simply because Trump is such an ugly creature.
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ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for tonights musical guest: the Linguistic Thrillshot! *five guys in Dilbert costumes pile onstage and start bashing tunelessly at guitars*
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paranoid randroid posted:Extremely Green-Pilled Guy with a Tin Foil Hat: "The president is a pawn of ageless lizard people from beyond the stars to implement radical birth control regimens to reduce the human race to easily-controlled live stock," lol
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21st century schizoid man is the most fitting song for 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-H6UkKJFI
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Fullhouse posted:i used to like pineapple on pizza but then something in my brain changed and now i can't stand the taste of pineapple in anything. ruined piña coladas too. who the gently caress knows You should check the surveillance videos, you might have been brain-snatched or a lizard might have crawled into your skin or you could be possessed by a really low-class demon.
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Lastgirl posted:reince's been on the chopping block for a while, they're just too much of a spineless quisling to kick this magnanimous turbo shistain to the curb for good cos theyve got it made trump's really consistent about this cowardice too, remember when he went to mexico and suddenly started sucking up to their president, then the second he got back to the usa started talking poo poo again
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Yinlock posted:was the charity ball for an actual charity, im guessing it was not If I recall my Trump Charity Lore correctly, it probably was for a real charity, and that real charity will never see a cent of the money that was allegedly raised for its benefit.
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Epic High Five posted:I can't take credit for yeehawdists, but I also do not know who to credit, so I will take credit anyway Radical. Yeehawdic. Terrorism *crowd erupts with thunderous applause*
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paranoid randroid posted:ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for tonights musical guest: the Linguistic Thrillshot! *curtain opens to reveal a single man dressed entirely in poorly-taped ties, blowing into a jug. not even a good jug either, it's lovely and full of holes*
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If you did a mashup of dillbro and gorilla cum Mike the divorced man would have a new diety
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like at least use double-sided tape on the back part of the tie, so you can't see it i'm pretty sure the president can get double-sided tape, just ask hope hicks man
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docbeard posted:If I recall my Trump Charity Lore correctly, it probably was for a real charity, and that real charity will never see a cent of the money that was allegedly raised for its benefit. makes sense i like how i immediately assumed the president would never give a single cent to charity and was proven correct immediately
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I don't get angry at the Garrison cartoons. For all the things he does to make Trump look manly, he still has to get around that strange hair and eyebrows. At first he tried to make it look like a mane, but now he's given up and just turned it into a giant's wig. It's amazing just how sad the attempt to make Trump into a superman is, and how it fails simply because Trump is such an ugly creature. I kind of look at Ben Garrison's cartoons the way I look at the late semilamented Jack Chick's tracts. It's just the right combination of genuine talent and utter brain-broke absurdity that I can't really hate it even if I hate everything it depicts and stands for.
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dr plump was right btw
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quadrophrenic posted:like at least use double-sided tape on the back part of the tie, so you can't see it double sided tape? do you think he's made of money???
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Yinlock posted:trump's really consistent about this cowardice too, remember when he went to mexico and suddenly started sucking up to their president, then the second he got back to the usa started talking poo poo again he was afraid to deny cristie his vp slot because he didn't want to have to tell someone so close to his campaign that he wasn't getting the pick trump has spent the last 20 years of his life running a small family business where his kids or close (and trusted) assistants do all the dirty work for him because he doesn't have the balls to make a decision and stick by it
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Ben Garrison is funny, to me, because he got super mad about 4chan editing his stuff to be anti-semetic and calling him "Zyklon Ben" and then he immediately turns around and starts drawing fanart for the exact same kind of anti-semites he was afraid to be associated with
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Homeless Friend posted:dr plump was right btw dr plump has never been right about anything in his entire life
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im reading all these btw and not scrolling past em
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docbeard posted:I kind of look at Ben Garrison's cartoons the way I look at the late semilamented Jack Chick's tracts. It's just the right combination of genuine talent and utter brain-broke absurdity that I can't really hate it even if I hate everything it depicts and stands for. 
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Yinlock posted:can tweetmashup.com possibly present things in images smaller than "gigantic" im just cropping screencaps from my phone if i do any more ill try to resize them!!!!!
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trump s03e44: Countries charge us down to the nearest pasta, Luigi!
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:All things considered, this is actually the best case scenario for how things play out He also mentioned that Mattis may be in on it as well, and if they can't get Clinton in as Speaker, then Mattis is the other likely candidate for Trump's successor. Other random points of interest from the Theory: 1. Trump is a total patsy and is playing right into "their" hands, though Kushner and Ivanka may be part of the Conspiracy, having been recruited by Chelsea Clinton. 2. Bernie would have won, which is why he had to lose the Primary (for posterity, the friend who came up with all this voted for Bernie in the Primary and Clinton in the General Election). 3. Chelsea Clinton's daughter is supposed to marry into the British Royal Family (who at this point will be the Royal Family of Earth/Nato). 4. Bannon knows all this, and is working with a second crypto-Nazi conspiracy (founded by Himmler, whom faked his own death) to disrupt the plan and enslave the human race under the Fourth Reich (Alex Jones is also a member and may or may not be a reptilian alien).
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