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Or maybe introduce her to your new running partner, Jenny.
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The Management posted:Actually honey every pants make you look fat
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Doctor Malaver posted:Or maybe introduce her to your new running partner, Jenny. We got a winner! Do this one. It's subtle, sensitive, and at worst could lead to her having a "swim friend." You'll be in the clear!
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Doctor Malaver posted:Or maybe introduce her to your new running partner, Jenny.
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quote:I bought a drone. Really splurged and got a high end one. It runs quietly, I can control it really well, and it can stay in the air for about 2 hours without needing a charge. My favorite thing to do is to fly it around people's houses and check them out. I mentioned it runs quietly? Some people don't even notice it right by their bathroom window. I dunno if you have your definition of "pervert" exactly straight quote:4chans /b/ board has a thread that you can find there often where users post there dicks and complement other peoples dicks. Part of me really wants to do it. I'm always up for a dick compliment but I'm shy. dick safe space
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quote:and it can stay in the air for about 2 hours without needing a charge No it cannot.
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I hope someone shoots your drone down, you loving pervert.
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loquacius posted:
Boy do I have some news for you!
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quote:I bought a drone. Really splurged and got a high end one. It runs quietly, I can control it really well, and it can stay in the air for about 2 hours without needing a charge. My favorite thing to do is to fly it around people's houses and check them out. I mentioned it runs quietly? Some people don't even notice it right by their bathroom window. Hey, goon try Clips4sale.com for some extra spending money.
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Drone one is so fake it doesn't even merit a response. 4chan dick guy is impressive in that he managed to use both compliment and complement in the same paragraph.
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Anton Chigurh posted:Fat girlfriend goon, fatties are gonna be fat. Nothing you can do. Time to team up with YouTube goon and turn it into a fet channel ftfy alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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The Management posted:Drone one is so fake it doesn't even merit a response. 4chan dick guy is impressive in that he managed to use both compliment and complement in the same paragraph. yes but he loses points for using one of them wrong 
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2 hours, really? You came up with a believable perv story and then ruin it because you couldn't be bothered to check how long a decent drone can fly?
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Who has clear windows in their bathroom anyway? Every house I can remember being in either had none or had frosted glass, or at least curtains.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Who has clear windows in their bathroom anyway? Every house I can remember being in either had none or had frosted glass, or at least curtains. I have clear windows because my fetish is being filmed or observed using the toilet by a pervert who thinks I don't know they're watching.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Who has clear windows in their bathroom anyway? Every house I can remember being in either had none or had frosted glass, or at least curtains. Almost no one. And getting the right angle to film your target through bathroom windows, which tend to be pretty small, is unlikely. None of this matters as there are no drones that last two hours and there's no such thing as a silent drone. The writer is dumb and should feel ashamed.
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quote:When I was a kid, in the late 70's, for a while I was obsessed by the deaf character Linda on Sesame Street, played by deaf actress Linda Bove. In particular, I was fixated on how she... went. I must have asked my parent "how does a deaf person go pee?" a dozen times. I think I'm missing something here can someone tell me why it would be difficult or different in any way for a deaf person to pee quote:My boss thinks I have a recording of him verbally abusing me. He blamed me for his gently caress up and, like the dumbass he is, decided to mock me about it. You're my bitch now, my bosses think you're a problem, you're going to do whatever I say or I'll tell them you need to go, etc. About a minute into his lecture, I grabbed my phone, pretended to hit the lower screen, smiled, and went back to work. I gotta say if this is a real one your boss sounds like one of the stupidest people imaginable for even talking to an employee like that at all much less falling for an obvious ruse
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loquacius posted:I think I'm missing something here This has to be the drone guy, right?
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Deaf pee goon: I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers. For some I-have-no-idea reason, quite a few aspernauts have a major hard-on for deaf girls. If anyone is curious, Google "deaf admirer"; have a quart or two of tequila handy to cleanse what you find from your brain. Anyway, it goes without saying that you shouldn't spy on girls peeing. But then again, it goes without saying that whatever we say won't do diddley-dick. So... do what you want to, Hubert. I guess as far as 'going out with a bang' goes it's better than shooting up an elementary school or something. rear end in a top hat boss goon: uhhh so what's the problem here? Also you do realize that that recording almost certainly isn't admissible in any court, although you could show it to his bosses, although they probably won't give a poo poo.
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Gynovore posted:rear end in a top hat boss goon: uhhh so what's the problem here? Also you do realize that that recording almost certainly isn't admissible in any court, although you could show it to his bosses, although they probably won't give a poo poo. Read that fesh again, slower this time.
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Gynovore posted:rear end in a top hat boss goon: uhhh so what's the problem here? Also you do realize that that recording almost certainly isn't admissible in any court, although you could show it to his bosses, although they probably won't give a poo poo. There is no recording, he faked it to make his idiot boss shut up and stop threatening him The obvious response to this kind of thing is "are you loving joking, I quit because why the hell would I put up with that" and it kind of sounds like the confessor panicked but the boss fell for it anyway
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loquacius posted:There is no recording, he faked it to make his idiot boss shut up and stop threatening him I got that. But the hypothetical recording that he's pretending to have wouldn't be admissible in court, and his bosses hypothetically wouldn't care, sooooo....
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Deaf dudes can't pee in the dark using echolocation to find the deepest part of the toilet but that doesn't seem like a thing deaf women would do
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Gynovore posted:I got that. But the hypothetical recording that he's pretending to have wouldn't be admissible in court, and his bosses hypothetically wouldn't care, sooooo.... I think the point is that the boss sounds like he's not so hypothetically a moron and may not be so up and up on how damaging that recording could actually be for his career.
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Panfilo posted:A 60k difference in income is huge when you consider being able to set up an emergency fund or afford more reliable things. Given how expensive medical care can get in the US people of considerable means can still effectively be one paycheck away from destitution. An ambulance ride can easily bankrupt someone with bad insurance and low income. A friend of mine got billed for 30,000 and it has taken months to get it down to 8000. He's pretty much hosed unless he can get insurance to grind it down lower (uncertain) and a higher income would have helped. Hell, I just want to have a high income so that I can afford to leave the US forever. I have no clue how much that costs so I am working on getting a good paying career.
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Oh and remember, fellow goons. All aspects of human sexuality are inherently shameful.
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Gynovore posted:Deaf pee goon: I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers. For some I-have-no-idea reason, quite a few aspernauts have a major hard-on for deaf girls. If anyone is curious, Google "deaf admirer"; have a quart or two of tequila handy to cleanse what you find from your brain. Hmm, interesting. Maybe it's because deaf people can also miss a whole class of social cues that come from spoken language. Still don't see how pee comes into this. Definitely not looking this up though.
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If one is self-conscious about speaking then it follows that a person who cannot hear would not expect one to speak at all. The piss aspect, however, is beyond me.
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The question"how do deaf people pee" is pretty indicative of some kind of brain problem or misfire. I doubt the guy's schizophrenic, but it's not uncommon for schizos to link completely unrelated concepts and grow frustrated when no-one around them understands what they're talking about. Best bet is probably a severe case of the 'tism, since those guys can also make that kind of weird non-sequitur. Autism would also explain how he's gone for a decade without getting laid.
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Gynovore posted:Deaf pee goon: I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers. For some I-have-no-idea reason, quite a few aspernauts have a major hard-on for deaf girls. Deaf girls can't hear the autistic screeching.
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My buddy is blind and I like asking him blind guy questions. Did you know that most of them carry a bunch of wet naps since they don't really know when they're done wiping? They just go for overkill and hope for the best apparently.
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Solice Kirsk posted:My buddy is blind and I like asking him blind guy questions. Did you know that most of them carry a bunch of wet naps since they don't really know when they're done wiping? They just go for overkill and hope for the best apparently. Always wondered about that
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Solice Kirsk posted:My buddy is blind and I like asking him blind guy questions. Did you know that most of them carry a bunch of wet naps since they don't really know when they're done wiping? They just go for overkill and hope for the best apparently. How do they know if they've clogged the toilet?!  Does the shitwater just have to creep up to their sack before they realize they gotta grab a plunger?!
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Panfilo posted:How do they know if they've clogged the toilet?! VanSandman posted:How do they use a plunger? Fantastic questions! I'm supposed to see him (heh) Wednesday, so I'll ask him if I remember.
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VanSandman posted:How do they use a plunger? I am so going to hell for laughing to myself at the metal image of a blind guy accidentally grabbing the toilet brush and ineffectively slamming it down into the toilet in an effort to unclog it.
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I figured he just saw it as a kid and as a dumb kid he didn't know any better, but it kind of stuck there in his mind and now it's just part of his fantasy.
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Drunken Baker posted:I figured he just saw it as a kid and as a dumb kid he didn't know any better, but it kind of stuck there in his mind and now it's just part of his fantasy. I think you'll find that children universally understand that your hearing has nothing to do with your peeing. Asking once can be chalked up to a child's brain fart, but asking countless times, as he admits or at least claims to have done, even after receiving an explanation that the two bodily functions are totally unrelated, indicates beyond any reasonable doubt that that boy sure as hell ain't right.
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quote:I met my dad for the first time since I was 3 in the last week and things happpened.. uh I think I can see why your mom cut off contact quote:Many years ago I was married to a guy I thought I'd be with forever. We hooked up fairly young and married after we'd been living together for almost a decade. However, things quickly started going to poo poo right before we tied the knot. This sounded too easy but come to think of it probably a lot of people really are that cavalier with their Internet security because it's extremely unlikely that anyone cares enough to gently caress with them loquacius fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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KomodoWagon posted:I think you'll find that children universally understand that your hearing has nothing to do with your peeing. Hearing is pretty important when you're trying to piss in the pitch black at night - it's really important to hear that water feedback to make sure you're on target. But yeah other than that hearing your pee is entirely irrelevant.
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