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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

Should a been thinking face

i dunno i'm kind of digging super happy sunglasses face

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

hey cool nice dude, vague death threats cool cool cool

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

HailedUser posted:

He also mentioned that Mattis may be in on it as well, and if they can't get Clinton in as Speaker, then Mattis is the other likely candidate for Trump's successor.


Other random points of interest from the Theory:

1. Trump is a total patsy and is playing right into "their" hands, though Kushner and Ivanka may be part of the Conspiracy, having been recruited by Chelsea Clinton.

2. Bernie would have won, which is why he had to lose the Primary (for posterity, the friend who came up with all this voted for Bernie in the Primary and Clinton in the General Election).

3. Chelsea Clinton's daughter is supposed to marry into the British Royal Family (who at this point will be the Royal Family of Earth/Nato).

4. Bannon knows all this, and is working with a second crypto-Nazi conspiracy (founded by Himmler, whom faked his own death) to disrupt the plan and enslave the human race under the Fourth Reich (Alex Jones is also a member and may or may not be a reptilian alien).

it was all conspiracy bullshit until the 4th point

tell your friend he's right on the money with this

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

counterpoint: western corporate states

those graves are widely dispersed across the population, not concentrated!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

hey cool nice dude, vague death threats cool cool cool

https://twitter.com/lib_tardhader/status/838447073200590848

no they're just in denial

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



here are two more examples of dumb poo poo that people on imgur post




codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


Looks like Trump is about to murder another little girl

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

here are two more examples of dumb poo poo that people on imgur post






i can look through my imgur and find way dumber poo poo than this

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

what kinda mother fucker thinks butts are devoid of meaning? jfc

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sOOBicyDY

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

tacodaemon posted:

here are two more examples of dumb poo poo that people on imgur post






imgur is reddit's image hosting service lol

it's incels and neckbeards all the way down

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


Meanwhile, Trump is crying on his fifth vacation down in Florida because he can't handle having a real job, while tens of his supporters are macing themselves and trying to pawn it off on 'antifas girls.'

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

BUSH 2112 posted:

imgur is reddit's image hosting service lol

it's incels and neckbeards all the way down

oh wait those images were serious and not ironic? then oof maybe i don't have anything dumber

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Solarin posted:

what kinda mother fucker thinks butts are devoid of meaning? jfc

for real butts signify so much in so many ways :mgs:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kristol has never been a fan of trump.


docbeard posted:

Bannon: And then we'll sic ICE on ALL THE JUDGES...c'mon, Donald, smile. Please.

Kelly: Now wait just a mo-

Trump: ...all the judges?

Bannon: All the Mexican ones for sure.

Trump: *sniff* o...okay

Kelly: You realize that none of this is even remotely legal, right? Like even by my lovely department's standards of legality, this is possibly the least legal thing I have ever heard.

*everyone starts laughing*

Trump: Thanks guys, I really needed that.

Christie: You guys still need me to come in and beg for clemency?

Bannon: Naah, we're good

Christie: Because, you know,, I could really use a pardon right about-

Bannon: I SAID WE'RE GOOD

unironically this. gently caress trump forever.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

JosefStalinator posted:

sorry but eroding national sovereignty actually means less mass graves

please google nwo denver airport genocide

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

oh right i forgot they cant properly implement a fascist police state quite just yet, just roving bands of maga warlords

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

okay maybe this is dumber

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Dave Grohl murdered Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Harald posted:

Dave Grohl murdered Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide

I thought Courtney Love did it?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Harald posted:

Dave Grohl murdered Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide

Also Hole is really good.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

here are two more examples of dumb poo poo that people on imgur post




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13JNjpNW6c

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trump is bad

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

eonwe posted:

trump is bad

scoop if true

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Bip Roberts posted:

please google nwo denver airport genocide

TBH, Denver airport is all kinds of hosed up and I seriously wonder how the artist got the commission

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


https://twitter.com/barnztormre/status/838544877549993990

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Yinlock posted:

okay maybe this is dumber



saving for the 2 year anniversary of jebs primary campaign

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

BGrifter posted:

I thought Courtney Love did it?

no dude, courtney love planned it, but dave grohl and billy corgan actually killed him. (this is actually a thing people believe lol)

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

eonwe posted:

trump is bad

at least hes not the president

*checks news*

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Harald posted:

Dave Grohl murdered Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide

nahh, cobain listened to grohl's demo tape for his solo project and killed himself because he knew he couldn't write songs as good as his drummer

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/508194635270062080

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i've heard a bunch of foo fighters songs and can't even remember what any of them sound like bc they're so forgettable

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Solarin posted:

Radical. Yeehawdic. Terrorism

*crowd erupts with thunderous applause*

aka, MAGAhideen

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

That motherless child is very ironically owning a donnie using walter's "calmer than you are".

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

holy poo poo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

here are two more examples of dumb poo poo that people on imgur post






i took a huge step the other night and invited a girl ive been seeing, who is trans, over to meet my friends for the first time last night. we had started fooling around while they identified as male (or at least presented themselves thatw ay) and they began the transition process. funny enough, this was not the first time i dated someone who told me about their transition partway into the relationship, although the first person was kind of a dick and never told me direclty and instead talkead bout the surgeries they planned to have while we weare at a dinner with their friends. which was a fairly classless way to bring the subject up, on our thir ddate

while i was drunk i had the epiphany that while this was a bit scary for me i can't imaigne how brave they are for living an existence that is outright rejected by some of their coworkers and sometimes even just random assholes on the street. i am genuinely jealous of their inner fortitude

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

so loving hard keep going

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
honestly, i dont know what i expect to happen tomorrow not too mention a year from now. poo poo moves fast as gently caress with no warning. i honestly expect to wake up one day with video of a coup happening and trump and bannon getting Coup de grâced in the white house lawn.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

(destroyed?)

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HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/838578571388018689

obama definitely bringing back choom gang

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