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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I wonder what their plans were initially: spend a year or two in the Administration, then see if they can pawn that into a nice gig outside of it where they wouldn't have to deal with Trump's old man piss smell or seeing bits of his swollen Frankenstein scalp when he would sit down? What did they want from this? Where did they think this was all going to go in that short time between Trump meeting with Obama the day after and Trump pissing off China a day or two after?

I'm really curious because you know they might have had some big dreams. You know Kellyanne wanted to be press secretary, and that a few of the surrogates (that are now either gone or dead, who knows) thought of getting cherry positions in the cabinet or at the WH itself. Priebus knew he was going to have some role in order to soothe out Trump's rough spots so the Republican Congress could get their poo poo done.

I ask because I know when the reality set in, when they knew it was never going to change, when their dreams were dashed and they saw that the only thing waiting for them was either the world's mockery or having to face this gigantic pathetic manbaby, a part of them died. Not a small part, either. It must have been like having to sell off a body part in order to get their fondest wish, only to have it go so immediately south that the only thing left is mindbending despair. Because when I look at how some of those faces have aged and withered and how the light has gone out of their eyes, I want to know that darkness, because it makes me laugh, because I know it's only the beginning for them. Nobody in this administration will live this down, ever, because it will haunt them in some Lovecraftian way for the rest of their time in existence.

i farted

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:17

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 01:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i'm a treasonist

a critique of pure treason, by stevey king

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:18

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Al-Saqr posted:

Make America Great Again

https://twitter.com/funder/status/838524310750920707

lmfao buying more of a metal we have 5 lifetimes of, this time with a source with even less quality control than china

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:18

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

viva el treasonismo

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:19

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

i farted

you did. bro. you did.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

a critique of pure treason, by stevey king

the 4 categories of loving LIBERALS :byodood:

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:20

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Kilmers Elbow posted:

dang, that's like 17 years total of dead girl

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:20

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/838556380176973825

why yes steve, we should purge the government of treasonous disloyal people... say, is that the confederate flag on your desk? probably just an homage to iowa's strong confederate heritage

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:22

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

spoondick can u help me get this cum out of my butt???

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:22

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

i farted

attributes of said fart?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Nice

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

wonder what spicy tweets we'll get tomorrow

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:23

Unexpected Raw Anime: Oct 9, 2012

this is from a few pages back but can someone who understands these kind of things tell me if Germany deciding to become a nuclear power is feasible/realistic

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:24

HycoCam: Jul 14, 2016; You should have backed Transverse!

TWIST FIST posted:

https://twitter.com/barnztormre/status/838544877549993990

Ohh Patton, come on man. Do not talk about Trump, climate change, or your eventual death in front of your little kid. Unicorns, ice cream, and finding stuff cold/warmer/lava hot will make both your brains much happier! Some poo poo kids just don't need to know.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:24

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

HorseRenoir posted:

Bannon loving hates Reince, he'd wring his neck right now if he thought he could get away with it

Bannon likes to pretend to be a genius mastermind, but he's really an impatient dumbshit who wants full fascism now, and thinks that "shock and awe" is an effective political strategy. Reince is only there because the congressional GOP will freak the gently caress out if their only connection to the Trump WH is severed, and the day he is inevitably cut loose is going to be pure

i don't think bannon's that smart but he's the smartest among them

and you're right that he's impatient, but he obvs doesn't have too long to live when you look at him

he wants to go out with a bang i guess

bucket list: ~~dismantle the state~~

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:25

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

this is from a few pages back but can someone who understands these kind of things tell me if Germany deciding to become a nuclear power is feasible/realistic

if America withdraws from defending the EU then it's kinda necessary for them to

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:25

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

cumshitter posted:

spoondick can u help me get this cum out of my butt???

chug 8 oz of magnesium citrate and get some wet wipes handy

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:27

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

this is from a few pages back but can someone who understands these kind of things tell me if Germany deciding to become a nuclear power is feasible/realistic

they could do it pretty easily.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:27

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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TWIST FIST posted:

https://twitter.com/barnztormre/status/838544877549993990

wow how did some rear end in a top hat get a hold of my diary and post it online

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:28

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I wonder what their plans were initially: spend a year or two in the Administration, then see if they can pawn that into a nice gig outside of it where they wouldn't have to deal with Trump's old man piss smell or seeing bits of his swollen Frankenstein scalp when he would sit down? What did they want from this? Where did they think this was all going to go in that short time between Trump meeting with Obama the day after and Trump pissing off China a day or two after?

I'm really curious because you know they might have had some big dreams. You know Kellyanne wanted to be press secretary, and that a few of the surrogates (that are now either gone or dead, who knows) thought of getting cherry positions in the cabinet or at the WH itself. Priebus knew he was going to have some role in order to soothe out Trump's rough spots so the Republican Congress could get their poo poo done.

I ask because I know when the reality set in, when they knew it was never going to change, when their dreams were dashed and they saw that the only thing waiting for them was either the world's mockery or having to face this gigantic pathetic manbaby, a part of them died. Not a small part, either. It must have been like having to sell off a body part in order to get their fondest wish, only to have it go so immediately south that the only thing left is mindbending despair. Because when I look at how some of those faces have aged and withered and how the light has gone out of their eyes, I want to know that darkness, because it makes me laugh, because I know it's only the beginning for them. Nobody in this administration will live this down, ever, because it will haunt them in some Lovecraftian way for the rest of their time in existence.

and to think that this is just the start - the honeymoon, the halcyon days, the high water mark of this presidency. take a selfie and write an entry in your dream journal trumpies, it only goes downhill from here.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:29

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Dutchess

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:29

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/838556380176973825

is today the Steve King rally or was that yesterday?

I love that having control of all three branches of the US gov't is not enough power to advance their agenda. Must purge the evil completely impotent leftist menace, maybe then the trump team will stop their unforced daily dick tripping

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:29

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

this is from a few pages back but can someone who understands these kind of things tell me if Germany deciding to become a nuclear power is feasible/realistic

very feasible if the GOP keeps being cucks for putin. the current geopolitical situation is holy loving hell for nuclear proliferation because everyone wants their own nukes now since the US executive branch is compromised, and the US was the one big controlling factor in whether countries wanted nukes or not as bargaining chips

realistic? depends on how many eggheads move to germany as opposed to one of the nordic states

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:29

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

I sort of remember France has a lot of nuclear reactors and reuse their fuel which ends up producing a lot more by-products you need for bombs. assuming france doesn't go fascist maybe they'll sell to germany

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:31

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:32

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

We want deal!

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:32

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

nice

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:33

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Solarin posted:

I sort of remember France has a lot of nuclear reactors and reuse their fuel which ends up producing a lot more by-products you need for bombs. assuming france doesn't go fascist maybe they'll sell to germany

they still might, the populist fascist russia cuckdom isn't exactly a majority in their government and various government elements operate more independently than the US

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:33

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

I remember the grandma word filter

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

wtf

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:33

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Germany could probably be a nuclear power inside of 6 months provided they had the raw materials, and there's no reason to think they couldn't get them if they didn't have them on hand.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

Pelican Dunderhead: Jun 16, 2010; Ah! Hello Ershin!; Pillbug

FCKGW posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sOOBicyDY

Johnathan Frakes has let himself go

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Is that better or worse than the goon wanting to bang his aunt

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Gringostar posted:

Germany could probably be a nuclear power inside of 6 months provided they had the raw materials, and there's no reason to think they couldn't get them if they didn't have them on hand.

germany and japan could both have functioning icbms within a week

maybe two for germany because it would have to go through committee

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Harald posted:

Dave Grohl murdered Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide

He faked death and founded Weezer!

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

if America withdraws from defending the EU then it's kinda necessary for them to

yeah and im betting it would be meep meep roadrunner fast

germanys not short of, uh, anything you need to make nukes except maybe enriched nuke poo poo

idk maybe they do have it, im just saying its the only thing they might lack

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:34

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

lmao that wapo article notes that he's rolling an EO repealing obamacare this week. Besides the fact that this probably isn't even possible, is the idea to just straight up repeal and throw it to congress/whoever and demand a replacement?

people are going to die. lmao. lol. literally laughing out loud at the people I know irl who will die.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:35

Unexpected Raw Anime: Oct 9, 2012

Admiral Ray posted:

they could do it pretty easily.

I know the technology is there, same with japan. I remember reading somewhere that the Japanese basically had all the parts you needed for a bomb and could put one together if they wanted but for obvious reasons chose to remain non-nuclear

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

very feasible if the GOP keeps being cucks for putin. the current geopolitical situation is holy loving hell for nuclear proliferation because everyone wants their own nukes now since the US executive branch is compromised, and the US was the one big controlling factor in whether countries wanted nukes or not as bargaining chips

realistic? depends on how many eggheads move to germany as opposed to one of the nordic states

SKULL.GIF posted:

if America withdraws from defending the EU then it's kinda necessary for them to

Theres no chance france or Britain could try to take over the nuclear coverage role the americans leave behind?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:35

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

FizFashizzle posted:

germany and japan could both have functioning icbms within a week

maybe two for germany because it would have to go through committee

by nuclear power i mean they have more than just one bomb dude

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Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

tacodaemon posted:

lol yeah right

https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/838577805864599552

the elusive moral center, seen in the wild

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:35

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