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Out of curiosity, what documentation do you need to sign up for the military?Piss de Bundy posted:lol if i serve for 2 tours of wars for ANY country and come back with an injury and you don't give me citizenship Seriously. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Out of curiosity, what documentation do you need to sign up for the military? lol at the beginning of the war in iraq/afghanistan? son are you alive and can hear the words coming out of my mouth?
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b-minus1 posted:TRISTE ¡QUE LASTIMA! ¡TRISTE! ¡QUE HORROR! ¡QUE LASTIMA! ¡Reír en voz alta! Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...8d10_story.htmlquote:This account of the administration’s tumultuous recent days is based on interviews with 17 top White House officials, members of Congress and friends of the president, many of whom requested anonymity to speak candidly. quote:Trump was brighter Sunday morning as he read several newspapers, pleased that his allegations against Obama were the dominant story, the official said. lollin p hard at this wacky band of misfits tryin to run the country bollig fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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This wire-tap thing... holy poo poo. The FBI failed in October to convince a FISA judge to grant a FISA warrant, but they succeeded on their second attempt in November. Shoulda read the whole thing and not jumped the gun: "The roots of the FISA warrant were themselves odd. According to both Mensch and the BBC, they centered on a server in Trump Tower found last Spring to have been communicating with Russia’s Alfa Bank, itself reportedly with strong ties to Vladimir Putin. The FBI reportedly came to conclude that the communications were likely innocuous." lol-worthy, but still an FBI investigation (and not anything OBAMA - bad (or sick) guy! - did.) How can I sleep if I must lol? Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:This wire-tap thing... holy poo poo. HOLY gently caress Trump calling down the thunder on Obama due to his paranoid delusions is actually based off the FBI looking into his team for treason/ties with Russia... There has gotta to be a room of hollywood screenwriters sitting ina dark room, smoking, and just wringing their hands because they could never, ever come up with this poo poo and it's just showing no signs of stopping... I feel like trump has begun the process of evolving from putrid oligarchy centerpiece to a literal gorgon of inhuman indecency and greed, hellbent of the suffering of us, the American people, and we will be his subservient mutant worms... I have no mouth but I must lol
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The trump tower/alfa bank server connection thing getting dragged back into the spotlight because of a trump morning anger tweet is just *smooches fingertips*
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The only thing that can stump Trump....is Trump
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Dr. Faustus posted:This wire-tap thing... holy poo poo. Are you loving kidding me? 
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Somebody should make a TV show of everything Trump and this cabinet does but not embellish anything, just have it be exactly as it is. Like Veep only non-fiction and yet strangely more fictional.
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Dr. Faustus posted:This wire-tap thing... holy poo poo. lol what other insane ravings are actually somehow true. Personally I can't wait for a prostate related meltdown. Gonna be some good poo poo behind that one.
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Piss de Bundy posted:lol if i serve for 2 tours of wars for ANY country and come back with an injury and you don't give me citizenship lol even in starship troopers service guaranteed citizenship
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Jesus Christ posted:Somebody should make a TV show of everything Trump and this cabinet does but not embellish anything, just have it be exactly as it is. I'm already lollin about the amazing tell-all books we're gonna get from disgruntled people inside this administration I wonder how many we'll get before the year is out
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Sometimes I wonder how lolless the timeline must be where Hillary won
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I have faith that First Gentlemen Slick Willy would have kept it live, but we have a Gale Force 5 LoLicane here in Trump
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As I said around this time last week: We're on a 24-hour lol cycle now. We don't even get weekends off! lol
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Gobblecoque posted:lol even in starship troopers service guaranteed citizenship lol
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Methanar posted:lol what other insane ravings are actually somehow true. If there's one thing I have learned over the past few years, it's that almost every crazy conspiracy theory is true.
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So, is there a fixed budget for trump to use to travel for recreation or poo poo like that which is getting drained by his Florida weekends? Like 3 months into his 12 year presidency are they gonna be like "yeah... Nah easy d you spent all that money" and he had to stay t the lame jerk rear end Obama white house?
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Just a quick reminder lol: If 'did not vote' was a candidate, they would have won by a landslide LOL
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Lifeglug posted:So, is there a fixed budget for trump to use to travel for recreation or poo poo like that which is getting drained by his Florida weekends? no but im using up my lol quota for the year at this post is there a fixed budget for the president to travel lmao like he gives a poo poo if it cost a trillion bucks
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Lifeglug posted:So, is there a fixed budget for trump to use to travel for recreation or poo poo like that which is getting drained by his Florida weekends? LMAO at the GOP always running on cutting government waste. Trump laid bare the complete ideological bankruptcy of the GOP, like it matters though. They ran a literal retard orange man baby and got their 45% floor. They could nominate Jared from Subway in 2024 and still get 45% due to partisan loyalty.
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Lifeglug posted:So, is there a fixed budget for trump to use to travel for recreation or poo poo like that which is getting drained by his Florida weekends? Lol no. It'll be lols all day when it's revealed that the GOP cut 100 billion in social programs but Trunp still somehiw doubles the deficit taking vacations and paying secret service to live in Trump tower for 4 years.
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Piss de Bundy posted:no but im using up my lol quota for the year at this post Nah I don't mean a fixed budget on travel, just a fixed budget on his silly golf weekends. Either way my lol budget is increasing
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WikiLeaks @wikileaks Did media/intelligence mislead Trump with fake spy stories? Or was reporting accurate and his campaign was spied on? Could Trump have actually calculated this tactic against the fake russia stories, or did he just mr magoo into it?
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Lifeglug posted:Nah I don't mean a fixed budget on travel, just a fixed budget on his silly golf weekends. "uhh mr president ur poo poo is expensive" "no more money for having kids, problem solved"
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TACTICAL SANDALS posted:I wonder how many we'll get before the year is out 0. Paychecks over politics.
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Dr. Faustus posted:This wire-tap thing... holy poo poo. they wanted to investigate trump for ties to russia and kept it hush hush but it was incredibly important for the director fo the FBI to publish that letter about clinton's emails days before the vote lol
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Viruswithshoes posted:Just a quick reminder lol: How can anyone be faced with the possibility of a President Donald J Trump presidency and decide to not vote?! I hated the guy just from watching The Apprentice. In my country I have to vote for the centrist instead of the party I prefer because otherwise I'm throwing away my vote. But I still do it, because a centrist is better than a loving conservative.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:How can anyone be faced with the possibility of a President Donald J Trump presidency and decide to not vote?! I hated the guy just from watching The Apprentice. They have dumb idiot things like election day not being a mandatory national holiday lol
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Yeah let me take a day off to vote lmao.
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Havin' a slightly hopeful chuckle that the far-right has finally gone too far, and some changes will have to happen pulling them further to the center, and away from the crazy. I might be too naive.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Yeah let me take a day off to vote lmao. How long are the booths open? Here we don't get a day off either, but the poling stations are open iirc 7am-10pm and you can vote by post or proxy
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unpacked robinhood posted:They have dumb idiot things like election day not being a mandatory national holiday lol lol at a country not putting their election day on a weekend or national holiday. Sad!
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Just in case this hasn't been posted yet. A brief summary from John Oliver regarding Trumps little tweet rage regarding Obama! I lol'd multiple times while simultaneously crying like a four year old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4_HCBakGYg
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