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Do you have access to a colony of dirt-eating cockroaches that can clean out from under your fingernails?
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Pastry of the Year posted:goon just casually mentions having access to a flesh-eating colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and no one bats a loving eye We're all scared that we might offend them as disappear like their last spouse did.
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Serf posted:Do you have access to a colony of dirt-eating cockroaches that can clean out from under your fingernails?
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My Lovely Horse posted:I call it Enrique. Poor My Lovely Horse, thought of a flesh-eating colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and died.
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Big Centipede posted:I recently had an abscess in my lower jaw and when they pulled my tooth I took it home and dropped it in a colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and watched them eat the tooth meat still adhered to it. If only you were Big Cockroach, then we'd have the av/post combo of all time.
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Thank you for this quote
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Serf posted:Do you have access to a colony of dirt-eating cockroaches that can clean out from under your fingernails?
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The guy who attempts to make himself one with the cockroaches by feeding them his own flesh is probably not interested in hygiene. I dunno, he might want to ensure his bug buddies are well cared for
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They're cute 
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Veib posted:I have a Simpsons Monopoly that doesn't have any cash in it, and instead uses plastic credit cards and a card reader. It's slow as gently caress to do everything with that single reader, so it's just like Monopoly, except waaaaay slower! I think the reader makes Homer noises or something. Power of Pecota posted:Are you being detained in Guantanamo Bay?
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Mar 6, 2017 18:25
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They look as evil as hell itself.
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Pastry of the Year posted:goon just casually mentions having access to a flesh-eating colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and no one bats a loving eye Insects are the main way that taxidermists, biologists, etc. strip flesh from bone. Though usually they use beetles and not roaches.
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Guy Mann posted:Insects are the main way that taxidermists, biologists, etc. strip flesh from bone. Though usually they use beetles and not roaches.  Hemiblaberus tenebricosa
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Hrrmblargh teriiblosa. Got it.
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Big Centipede posted:I recently had an abscess in my lower jaw and when they pulled my tooth I took it home and dropped it in a colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and watched them eat the tooth meat still adhered to it. How do you feel knowing that your username is BIG CENTIPEDE and yet those are roaches?
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Mar 6, 2017 20:54
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I'm not sure centipedes even have emotions.
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Big Centipede posted:
Bugs "r" good
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PYF Funny Forums Arthropods
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sweeperbravo posted:PYF Funny Forums Arthropods  Cigarrette, banana and lighter included for scale. He's funny because it so badly wants to smoke yet lacks most means of making it happen
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convenient to include the necessary tool for loving lighting that thing on fire
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World War Mammories posted:convenient to include the necessary tool for loving lighting that thing on fire Well, yeah, that's how cigarettes work.
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Sloober posted:How do you feel knowing that your username is BIG CENTIPEDE and yet those are roaches? Centipedes eat roaches.
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Sloober posted:
gas the thread, lest this thing escape
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Gay Horney posted:gas the thread, lest this thing escape goons afraid of fruits, news at 11
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I'm not sure centipedes even have emotions. They know fear when I'm done with them. Cause I'm a huge weenie
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Haha, imagine mistaking that centipede for a cigarette. It would be pretty funny, like a scene from The Thing.
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Evilreaver posted:goons afraid of fruits, news at 11
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Like haha reaching inside your purse and haha grab the wrong item lol
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Bugs are cool and good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W557aSVdW_g
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Karate Bastard posted:Like haha reaching inside your purse and haha grab the wrong item lol another thing i am wondering is what do you think the centipede smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it
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i miss the cute spider pix thread
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sweeperbravo posted:i miss the cute spider pix thread   Sorry for image size i dont know how to forum
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Bugs are disgusting. Spiders are awesome.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:i also feed chunks of my own body to my roach colony i'm my own grandpa
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Karate Bastard posted:Like haha reaching inside your purse and haha grab the wrong item lol
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uber_stoat posted:I bought a toilet light from the Chinese internet. It turns on when it senses my dick. loquacius posted:Kind of like Frodo's sword
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I'm beginning to think Big Centipede is a Resident Evil villain. Are you loving those roaches, Big Centipede?
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Sunswipe posted:I'm beginning to think Big Centipede is a Resident Evil villain. Are you loving those roaches, Big Centipede? He's just collecting "battle data."
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