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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I love this so much.

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

If you are posting star citizen stuff on subreddits like quityourbullshit and then furiously arguing in them, it's probably time to take a step back.

what if he's got his back to the cliff

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

If the 100% Guaranteed Legal Action is against some redditor I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

I still wouldn't hold your breath - either way.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

ManofManyAliases posted:

I still wouldn't hold your breath - either way.

You better cook up some fresh owns dude, this is well past stale

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


Star Citizen > as sure a bet as Blackjack in a Casino

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


two easy

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


MarcusSA posted:

I love this so much.

Star Citizen: Pretty sure this is all bollocks

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

You need to start caring and tow the line here mr gabz

So who are you to judge if his purposes are intensive or not, hmmmmm?

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

could of being worse

I hope you dye in a fire!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Clearly Derek is talking about an assembly of people in England talking about space court.


Wait, poo poo, HE ACTUALLY IS!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

MeLKoR posted:

I hope you dye in a fire!


this is fine

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Cymelion has a point. Purchasing JPEGs to fund a Chris Roberts universe simulator is very similar to visiting a casino and betting it all on the Washington Generals.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Salt n Reba McEntire posted:

I'm still tickled over 'precarious funding'.

That's a gold image right there - we need an animated gif of a limited edition porsche pulling up to a space door, which opens to reveal a crowd of motion captured dancers peeling off to give way to an image of Chris on a yacht holding up a banner with 'Precarious Funding' emblazoned across it.

Or just a Porsche teetering on the edge of a cliff with millions of dollars flying out of the open boot.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



the real gremlich delivering a shocking and painful :iceburn:

will the goon army ever recover from this humiliation

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

:frogsiren:TRIP REPORT!!!:frogsiren:

Within moments of arriving at the convention, Boredgamer was spotted! He was hanging around outside the Novotel in Southhampton. Alone. He was smoking a fag and wearing his favourite apparel: A Big Bennys Tee and Drake hoodie combo.

He looked very bored, so I'm confirming that the name isn't a clever pun on "boardgamer", and that he's simply a bored guy who plays games.

Unfortunately, due to being a tad laden with event stuff, I couldn't get a photo of him in the wild, and I never saw him again, despite the event only having 350 attendees. However, I later took a photo of the area he was inhabiting and added an artist's impression of the scene. Enjoy.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

Chin posted:

Cymelion has a point. Purchasing JPEGs to fund a Chris Roberts universe simulator is very similar to visiting a casino and betting it all on the Washington Generals.

But they were dew!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

This is from two pages back but......why?

https://twitter.com/LucyACarson/status/811645598441107456

:stonk:

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Xaerael posted:

:frogsiren:TRIP REPORT!!!:frogsiren:

Within moments of arriving at the convention, Boredgamer was spotted! He was hanging around outside the Novotel in Southhampton. Alone. He was smoking a fag and wearing his favourite apparel: A Big Bennys Tee and Drake hoodie combo.

He looked very bored, so I'm confirming that the name isn't a clever pun on "boardgamer", and that he's simply a bored guy who plays games.

Unfortunately, due to being a tad laden with event stuff, I couldn't get a photo of him in the wild, and I never saw him again, despite the event only having 350 attendees. However, I later took a photo of the area he was inhabiting and added an artist's impression of the scene. Enjoy.



Great work!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Chin posted:

Cymelion has a point. Purchasing JPEGs to fund a Chris Roberts universe simulator is very similar to visiting a casino and betting it all on the Washington Generals.

Well Roberts is a Globetrotter.

Chilled Cactus
Nov 15, 2011

College Slice
are you guys enjoying the new zelda game

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Chilled Cactus posted:

are you guys enjoying the new zelda game

i am loving it to bits.

i have a horse named THRILLHORSE and we spend our days catchin lizards and sellin elixirs and escortin travellers through the wilderness

can't wait to do the same in star citizen

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
imagine having to pay $18000 to ride the best horse in the zelda game

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Snazzy Frocks posted:

imagine having to pay $18000 to ride the best horse in the zelda game

Shut up and take my money.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Chilled Cactus posted:

are you guys enjoying the new zelda game

I really don't like most open world games but man Zelda is loving awesome

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Snazzy Frocks posted:

imagine having to pay $18000 to ride the best horse in the zelda game

And it constantly clips through Hyrule.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

alf_pogs posted:

i am loving it to bits.

i have a horse named THRILLHORSE and we spend our days catchin lizards and sellin elixirs and escortin travellers through the wilderness

can't wait to do the same in star citizen

I hope Chips gets to play some Zelda and demands the artists redo Star Citizen in the same art style

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

This is from two pages back but......why?

He's a very prolific producer if you happen to like taught procedural cop dramas.

As to why someone would tramp-stamp themselves with his name? No loving clue. <throws a beer>

Unless loving ends with a mystery.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I hope Chips gets to play some Zelda and demands the artists redo Star Citizen in the same art style

"just do the art style of zelda with MORE FIDELITY"

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/838880112670035968

Thrilling to see

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
what are the chances that sandi is making some grunt take the pictures and post them on her account

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Snazzy Frocks posted:

what are the chances that sandi is making some grunt take the pictures and post them on her account

The fact that you don't already think this is the case makes me cry on the inside.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Every time there has been a reflection of the photographer in a Sandi twitter pic that reflection hasn't been of Sandi.

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

Snazzy Frocks posted:

what are the chances that sandi is making some grunt take the pictures and post them on her account

100%

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Snazzy Frocks posted:

what are the chances that sandi is making some grunt take the pictures and post them on her account

does the Stimperor poo poo in the woods?

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
i suppose i am naive to think one of the primary beneficiaries of this cash grab would be on site

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Snazzy Frocks posted:

i suppose i am naive to think one of the primary beneficiaries of this cash grab would be on site

Plausible deniability.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Snazzy Frocks posted:

i suppose i am naive to think one of the primary beneficiaries of this cash grab would be on site

I got a bridge ship to sell ya!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Snazzy Frocks posted:

what are the chances that sandi is making some grunt take the pictures and post them on her account

100%.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ManofManyAliases posted:

I still wouldn't hold your breath - either way.

Look at what the SC "development" pace has done to you man. The boisterous confidence, the smugness, the idiocy; only the latter remains, hidden under total dullness.

I recommend you go play some Star Marine. I heard it is pretty drat good.

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Snazzy Frocks posted:

what are the chances that sandi is making some grunt take the pictures and post them on her account

Its been proven several times. Theres reflections of fat people and if she was taking these shes a teleporting wizard.

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