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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Las Vegas has their first ever player:
https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/838829679419277312

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Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

ImplicitAssembler posted:

For that to work, all the teams would have to play each other an equal amount of times.

So you're saying we should expand the league to 42 teams and have each team play each other team twice per year? OK by me. San Diego could use an NHL team now that the Chargers are gone.

These are all great ideas.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That wouldn't be fair either. The only way to truly determine team rankings is if every team plays a control team an even number of times.

The current middle ranked team is the Islanders. So if every team played them 82 times a year, we'd know for sure where they really placed.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Aphrodite posted:

That wouldn't be fair either. The only way to truly determine team rankings is if every team plays a control team an even number of times.

The current middle ranked team is the Islanders. So if every team played them 82 times a year, we'd know for sure where they really placed.

We don't want preconceived bias of team strength to influence the results so we'll need to double blind it too. We'll have all teams play in generic white/black jerseys and balaclavas at random arenas across the country so neither the fans nor players knows who's playing who on any given night. The NHL can announce the season's final standings and scoring leaders at a big ceremony at the end of the year and award the cup accordingly.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

Aphrodite posted:

That wouldn't be fair either. The only way to truly determine team rankings is if every team plays a control team an even number of times.

The current middle ranked team is the Islanders. So if every team played them 82 times a year, we'd know for sure where they really placed.

Ahhhh but there is no "middle" team as long as there's an even number of teams.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Slappy Pappy posted:

Ahhhh but there is no "middle" team as long as there's an even number of teams.

Good news, there are 31 now!

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
hockey is a bad sport just use coin flips for everything instead

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007


This is from the list of fun facts about Reid Duke on the Vegas Golden Knights website

quote:

7. When performing a Google search of Reid Duke's name, he is not the first Reid Duke to surface.

The other Reid Duke is a prominent Magic: The Gathering player who won the national Magic: The Gathering Online Championship in 2011. The two Reid Dukes are not related.

https://www.nhl.com/goldenknights/news/reid-duke-7-fun-facts/c-287436740

haha

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



They should probably get that magic dude. He knows how to win.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

tofes posted:

hockey is a bad sport just use coin flips for everything instead

now that would be the kind of parity that would keep fans of all 31 teams tuning in every night!

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?


+




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Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

ThinkTank posted:

This is from the list of fun facts about Reid Duke on the Vegas Golden Knights website


https://www.nhl.com/goldenknights/news/reid-duke-7-fun-facts/c-287436740

haha

I'm not going to lie, when I saw the name the MTG player was what I thought of. He's really good (probably way better at his game than the hockey guy is at his).

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yo Vegas sign this kid

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

gently caress it, everyone makes the playoffs except the first 15 games are single game elimination. Team with the best regular season record gets a bye to the round 2.

Oh and every game is played on the same day.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
oh hah Reid Duke was a prospect camp/Traverse City invite for the Rangers last summer. I knew his name was familiar for some reason (I'm not a nerd who likes Magic)

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Duke seems like an AHL lifer to me. He's 21 and still in the WHL (and not really dominating). But stranger things have happened.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Duke seems like an AHL lifer to me. He's 21 and still in the WHL (and not really dominating). But stranger things have happened.

Well, they need an AHL team too.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Thufir posted:

Well, they need an AHL team too.

Absolutely, there's nothing wrong with stocking said team, just giving my take on what he'll end up doing.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Not to mention, I'm sure at first a good 2/3rds of their roster will be people that should never spend more than 2-3 games out of the AHL every season.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Overwined posted:

Not to mention, I'm sure at first a good 2/3rds of their roster will be people that should never spend more than 2-3 games out of the AHL every season.

Well at least they'll do better than Colorado then

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

My city continues to inspire. :negative:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

santanotreal posted:

Well at least they'll do better than Colorado then

:drat:

I wonder if the Knights'll try to fish some KHL players away, isn't the league in financial dire straits?

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Mar 6, 2017

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
NHL.com article "Who is Reid Duke?"

"He moved ahead of Reid Duke, an "American Magic: The Gathering," player on Google search on Monday."

He's progressing quickly.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
ok seriously he has to have some relation to a member of the organization right

e: what in teh gently caress is this

https://twitter.com/J_Tasch/status/838883158678507521

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/838827962082349056

Goldblum, this is a sneaking mission! Find the grinder that will surpass even Metal Gear!

Also the plant would probably be a better centre than Steve Ott.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Probably a better player than the useless lump Vancouver just signed.

yellowcar posted:

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/838827962082349056

Goldblum, this is a sneaking mission! Find the grinder that will surpass even Metal Gear!

Also the plant would probably be a better centre than Steve Ott.

What's the plant's compete level? Does it fit in with Montreal's culture?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Gents there's roughly 18 games left, give or take depending on your team's schedule; who you got for the various trophies?

MVP: Connor McDavid (took a sad sack of poo poo team and made them top 4 seed)
Norris: Ryan Suter (I'm sorry but Burns is basically a forward in my view, although I won't bitch if he wins)
Selke: Pat Bergeron (still crazy good at his job, thought about getting homerish and putting Backlund here)
Vezina: (tie) Devan Dubnyk and Braden Holtby (I honestly can't decide)
Calder: Auston Matthews

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Vezina: (tie) Devan Dubnyk and Braden Holtby (I honestly can't decide)

Bob has to be under consideration if for no other reason than the CBJ don't have the season they have if McElhinney or Forsberg is starter. Korpisalo's decent enough to make them an alright team, but not second in the Metro. I feel like it's between Bob and Dubnyk.

Torts is going to win the Jack Adams and the rage is going to be entertaining. I hope somebody puts Greg Wyshynski on suicide watch when it happens.

e- Wow, I didn't realize Holtby had gotten around both :cop: and Dubnyk in GAA.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Mar 7, 2017

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I think the Vezina is Bob / Dubnyk / Holtby with Holtby winning. Torts could win the Adams but Babcock would be a pretty serious contender too. McDavid for Hart, Crosby for the Lindsay.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
Wyshynski doesn't like Torts? You'd figure a guy who likes fighting would like a coach that fights.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

MVP: Connor McDavid
Norris: Oscar "dreamboat" Klefbom
Selke: DA NUGE
Vezina: Cam Talbot
Calder:Matt Benning

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Oh my Jack Adams winner would be Guy Boucher, he's gotten a lot out of his guys

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

MVP: Connor McDavid
Norris: Oscar "dreamboat" Klefbom
Selke: DA NUGE
Vezina: Cam Talbot
Calder:Matt Benning

:yeah:

To add to this:
Lindsay: Connor McDavid
Lady Byng: Oscar Klefbom
Adams: Todd McLellan

And after the playoffs, we can also have:
Conn Smythe: Leon Draisaitl

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

My Jack Adams nominee would be Michel Therrien (for getting fired: the one thing he did right)

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Willie Desjardins, because the Jack Adams award is a kiss of death these days

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
GDT is up and the Bruins have given up 2 goals in under 4 minutes.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
you edited you monster

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
So this isn't goalie interference

https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/838914552209235968



I can't even.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Gunjin posted:

So this isn't goalie interference

https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/838914552209235968



I can't even.

He got shoved into the crease by the defender and then shoved again. How's that his fault?

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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012


Going back to this conversation briefly, Soccer is a really bad sport to compare *anything* to. The reason the title race in (say) the EPL is pretty boring is because you either a) aren't invested enough in it, b) don't care about the teams fighting for it or c) both.
European soccer, with the exception of last year in the EPL, is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper predictable. If you're Barca, Real, Bayern, Juve or PSG you don't need to give a poo poo about the league because over 40-or so games you're going to be better than everyone else more consistently. Bayern, Juve and PSG are pretty much guaranteed the crown these days and Barca and Real are the only real competition for one another (although every now and then a plucky upstart arises to challenge the Godzilla vs King Kong battle they have going on). So the UCL is where you dump your best players and where people watching have the most fun (also international ads make the competition and the teams buckets of money, increased ticket prices make the teams buckets of money, international tv rights make the teams buckets of money... you get the point)

Australia's football codes generally try to make the regular season more entertaining by giving the first four seeds huge advantages. In the AFL, for example, finishing first means you play 4th and if you win you get a week off and if you lose you get a chance to play the winner of 5th vs 8th (finishing inside the top four earns you the "double chance"). That also doesn't work for the NHL (could work well in the NFL, but wouldn't stop teams from choking hard in the Superbowl).

CBJSprague24 posted:

Bob has to be under consideration if for no other reason than the CBJ don't have the season they have if McElhinney or Forsberg is starter. Korpisalo's decent enough to make them an alright team, but not second in the Metro. I feel like it's between Bob and Dubnyk.

Torts is going to win the Jack Adams and the rage is going to be entertaining. I hope somebody puts Greg Wyshynski on suicide watch when it happens.

e- Wow, I didn't realize Holtby had gotten around both :cop: and Dubnyk in GAA.

Since Therrien's firing, Carey is second in SV% and GAA (to Holtbeast who is noticeably ahead in both categories). If Carey finishes the season the way he started it, he's going to put his name firmly back in contention.
Which is absolutely loving terrifying.
Considering how bad Carey was for how long (if you limit his stats to only the games between December 1st to February 14th - when Therrien got fired - he's .898 with 2.93 good for 45th and 43rd respectively), it really indicates how otherworldly he was to start and how much closer to back he is.

Schlesische fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Mar 7, 2017

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