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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





drat thats hardcore

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

triple sulk posted:

hey magic nerds how loving terrible is standard right now

i cant even play my old splinter twins in modern cause i guess it got banned lmao

I don't play Standard but everyone I've talked to says it blows rn, my nearest card shop doesn't even run any Standard events right now lol

Modern is where it's at, sorry Splinter Twin got banned. You can still run the deck with the Kiki Jiki/Resto Angel combo which isn't as good but it works

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Venom Snake posted:

The Weremoniter attacked right as the human caravan was leaving so on one hand lucky that only one of our dwarfs got hosed up, unlucky in that the humans will probably be upset



thank you for making your window normal size so we can read things

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

ex post facho posted:

where can i follos the cspam dorf fort, i want to see how long epf survives in a world dominated by humans, goblins and dorfs

Here!


Gridlocked posted:

Did our one dwarf survive? If so grats on your new Weremonitor in the fort.

Idk if he's infected....

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

jisforjosh posted:

a former roommate and friend of mine is being harassed by the owner of a one man gun shop.

http://ak47world.com/



"I'm trying to get in touch with the Walnut Creek Police Department & Homeland Security about him, right NOW !!!""

"Btw folks, "ISIS boy" Deepak *********** phone # is: (***) ***-**** he doesn't answer much, but you can text his ISIS rear end !!!"

so...yeah this new America is pretty interesting


the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

That DICK! posted:

*sigh* what a boring day, the only thing that happened is trump signed a new order banning slightly less than all Muslims and the release of an Obamacare replacement that will kill you, me, and everyone you've ever cared about

don't forget that the head of Homeland Security said there is convincing evidence that Obama wiretapped Trump in a scandal that's "bigger than watergate"

:)

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


"We don't want to be blamed for millions losing their healthcare"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

McGlockenshire posted:

Maddow's starting with the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, this ought to be a fun story.

i'd like to think it's a we need infrastructure lesson

sounds like health care stuff

we're beyond hosed

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Vertical Lime posted:

i'd like to think it's a we need infrastructure lesson

sounds like health care stuff

we're beyond hosed

TRUMP!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Augus posted:

"We don't want to be blamed for millions losing their healthcare"

"the only thing worse than being responsible for atrocities is being blamed for them" - the gop

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

the black husserl posted:

don't forget that the head of Homeland Security said there is convincing evidence that Obama wiretapped Trump in a scandal that's "bigger than watergate"

:)

What? Source please.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
G

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

no wait it's russia

TRUMP

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


i'm gonna die when the investigation has to stop because it uncovers that they did wiretap but only rooms that were rented to suspicious russians

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:gary::gizz:

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

radical meme posted:

What? Source please.

here's a tweet (with video of Kelly making the quote in the link) and an article for ya

quote:

The Hill posted:


Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly says President Trump possesses credible evidence that former President Barack Obama ordered the wiretapping of Trump Tower in New York City last year.

Trump claimed on Twitter last Saturday that Obama had his “wires tapped” in Trump Tower before Election Day last year, making the accusation without offering any evidence.

“If the president of the United States said that, he’s got his reasons to say it,” Kelly said Monday on CNN’s “The Situation Room." "[Trump’s] got some convincing evidence that that took place.”

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/838887209604349954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

:agreed:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
is paul ryan president yet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
The most important issue here is I, as a white employer subsidized worker, will retain my healthcare make 6 large+?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

McGlockenshire posted:

Maddow's starting with the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, this ought to be a fun story.

What? Why?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Burt Sexual posted:

The most important issue here is I, as a white employer subsidized worker, will retain my healthcare make 6 large+?

tkose sound like some p deeece figgies

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



kelly is such a toady lol

smelly kelly :xd:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Venom Snake posted:

Here!


Idk if he's infected....

Hes ALWAYS infected

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

the black husserl posted:

here's a tweet (with video of Kelly making the quote in the link) and an article for ya


https://twitter.com/pbump/status/838887209604349954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

He MUST have it.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

the problem wasn't that nixon was a crook

the problem was his party abandoning him

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Squizzle posted:

tkose sound like some p deeece figgies

I just don't want socialism to take my bonus as well.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

McGlockenshire posted:

Maddow's starting with the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, this ought to be a fun story.

What's the story. I live near there and I haven't heard anything going on.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

He MUST have it.

whata bitch god drat. Everybody knows his brain is hosed and he believes tabloids. This isn't a new phenomenon

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

maddow likes to do the simpsons thing where she starts with a completely unrelated anecdote and weaves it cleverishly into the main point of her A-block

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



It's weird how little reaction I'm seeing to this compared to the last immigration EO. Like once I realized their plan was just "make barely perceptible changes to the first one and keep making GBS threads them out until people stop caring" I though, well, yeah, that's probably going to work, actually. But I thought it would take more than once lol

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


this bill is completely DOA, half of the party hates it because it skullfucks their constituents and the other half hates it because it doesn't skullfuck their constituents hard enough

they really want the dems to stop them so they can blame them and run against obamacare again in 2018, it's delivered them three election cycles so far and they think they can keep on milking it.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

the black husserl posted:

here's a tweet (with video of Kelly making the quote in the link) and an article for ya


https://twitter.com/pbump/status/838887209604349954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

quote:

“If the president of the United States said that, he’s got his reasons to say it,” Kelly said Monday on CNN’s “The Situation Room." "[Trump’s] got some convincing evidence that that took place.

Kelly admitted he had learned about Trump’s claims from watching CNN, adding he would not guess why the Obama administration might have wiretapped a 2016 presidential candidate.

“I don’t know anything about it other when I was sitting off-studio here watching CNN,” he told host Wolf Blitzer.
“I don’t pretend to even guess what the motivation may have been for the previous administration to do something like that,” the retired Marine Corps general added.

gently caress this motherfuking lying sack of poo poo. He's the one that needs to be investigated and impeached for his partisan loving lies. God drat these people to hell.

radical meme fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Mar 7, 2017

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003


:thumbsup:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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this is an actual movie thats coming out lmao

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

radical meme posted:

gently caress this motherfuking lying sack of poo poo. He's the one that needs to be investigated and impeached for his partisan loving lies. God drat these people to hell.

"More money for us. gently caress you."

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 ðŸ™Â
Taco Defender

Al! posted:

i have bad news and good news



i didn't follow this conversation, but im the owner and operator of http://www.goatse.gop if anyone has better ideas for it

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

this bill is completely DOA, half of the party hates it because it skullfucks their constituents and the other half hates it because it doesn't skullfuck their constituents hard enough

they really want the dems to stop them so they can blame them and run against obamacare again in 2018, it's delivered them three election cycles so far and they think they can keep on milking it.

i'm not so sure they can keep up the milk if they are in control of the .gov. we'll see.

actually, typing that out i now see i am wrong because they'll easily be able to pin the blame on the Islamic Shock and Soros, lol.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/lkherman/status/838924624641540096

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Fojar38 posted:

this is an actual movie thats coming out lmao

alec baldwin voices said baby

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/elizacollins1/status/838936128451457025

'what the gently caress is this bill i don't even'

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