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Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

canyoneer posted:

It's a true story. Buck Compton, UCLA catcher and football player, bounced a grenade off a guy's helmet while the other dude was sprinting away the day after D-Day.


Only if you hold down the G key for a bit beforehand

No schadenfreude, but I got to meet Buck before he died (he gave a talk at my high school near where he lived). Super nice dude, made a lot of jokes about the actor playing him making him look too handsome and too cool.

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Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Scruff McGruff posted:

If you watch any of his regular videos you'd get pretty quick that the whole video is basically an over-the-top joke.

But we don't, so in a vacuum being a insufferable twat ironically will still get you being called an insufferable twat.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


For those that didn't watch the whole thing

He had his kids in the back seat

Hopefully CPS takes them

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Samfucius posted:

No schadenfreude, but I got to meet Buck before he died (he gave a talk at my high school near where he lived). Super nice dude, made a lot of jokes about the actor playing him making him look too handsome and too cool.

That guy not only played football and baseball at UCLA, he played in the Rose Bowl and was on the same baseball team as Jackie Robinson. Then he enlisted, volunteered for the paratroops, won a Silver Star for a small-unit raid on a German artillery emplacement that became a textbook example used in teaching others how to do the same thing, was wounded in battle, turned down an offer to play pro baseball after the war, became a cop, got married, adopted two kids, attended law school at night, became a lawyer, became a district attorney, was the DA who prosecuted Sirhan Sirhan, was appointed to the California court of appeals where he served 20 years before retiring, and later died at home at the age of 90 surrounded by family.

No schadenfreude either, unless it's that none of us is likely to come close to a life that awesome.



Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Phanatic posted:

That guy not only played football and baseball at UCLA, he played in the Rose Bowl and was on the same baseball team as Jackie Robinson. Then he enlisted, volunteered for the paratroops, won a Silver Star for a small-unit raid on a German artillery emplacement that became a textbook example used in teaching others how to do the same thing, was wounded in battle, turned down an offer to play pro baseball after the war, became a cop, got married, adopted two kids, attended law school at night, became a lawyer, became a district attorney, was the DA who prosecuted Sirhan Sirhan, was appointed to the California court of appeals where he served 20 years before retiring, and later died at home at the age of 90 surrounded by family.

No schadenfreude either, unless it's that none of us is likely to come close to a life that awesome.



Ok man, you gotta post this in the badass thread for heaven's sake.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
gunchat and CHECK THIS BADASS talk best scamper.... *cocks shotgun* .....ya hear me??





CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Huggybear posted:

this insufferable douche is in no way funny and completely over-exaggerates the role the US played in the war so I guess the schadenfreude is on you

Americans think the same thing about WWII. You fought the battle in the Pacific alone and won by the skin of your teeth, and had to resort to an atomic bluff when the Soviets beat you to Japan

I'm not even American but this is very funny to me

e: because you are an idiot

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK has a new favorite as of 08:50 on Mar 7, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Well there it is. The dumbest loving thing I'll read all month.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2017/03/06/u-california-berkeley-delete-publicly-available-educational-content

Tl;dr: Berkeley has 20k+ free videos online, lectures and course content, got some complaints from blind people that they were poorly accessible for them, in response Berkeley are going to delete them all. Complaints were not from Berkeley students or staff, just some members of the public.

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.
I bet they never saw that coming.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
They're just removing them from public access (log in required), not nuking them off the face of the earth. I suppose it's much, much cheaper than redoing them all to comply with the DoJ order.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQA9M1t0dEA

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Memento posted:

Well there it is. The dumbest loving thing I'll read all month.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2017/03/06/u-california-berkeley-delete-publicly-available-educational-content

Tl;dr: Berkeley has 20k+ free videos online, lectures and course content, got some complaints from blind people that they were poorly accessible for them, in response Berkeley are going to delete them all. Complaints were not from Berkeley students or staff, just some members of the public.

Heh, so much for the tolerant left.

actually that sucks

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Wasabi the J posted:

Heh, so much for the tolerant left.

actually that sucks

We had a meeting last week about maintaining our WCAG 2.0 declaration of compliance and we decided the easiest way was to break the accessibility in other parts of our application to retain consistency and remove parts which could not be made compliant. It's just the nature of the game really.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jamfrost posted:

They're just removing them from public access (log in required), not nuking them off the face of the earth. I suppose it's much, much cheaper than redoing them all to comply with the DoJ order.

I like all the people who think just running them through an automated caption program would solve the problem. I've done some freelance captioning through http://crowdsurfwork.com/ and university professors are a bunch of mush mouthed mumblers with weird accents. Plus university lectures tend to have a bunch of specialized jargon you have to google if you aren't familiar with the subject. Automated captioning doesn't work well unless people speak very clearly.

Making it accessible for the visually impaired with descriptive video is another whole thing. That's basically impossible to automate.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Serephina posted:

But we don't, so in a vacuum being a insufferable twat ironically will still get you being called an insufferable twat.

This is posted every time someone doesn't get a joke.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Decrepus posted:

This is posted every time someone doesn't get a joke.

:thejoke:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
The Shaw brothers make a war movie..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw0kg2GWVHo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A lot of Shadendreude with the Switch launch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Huggybear posted:



Americans think the same thing about WWII. You fought the battle in the Pacific alone and won by the skin of your teeth, and had to resort to an atomic bluff when the Soviets beat you to Japan

None of that is true.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Humphreys posted:

A lot of Shadendreude with the Switch launch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

:stonk:

I wonder how widespread this is. It seems pretty bad.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

whiteyfats posted:

None of that is true.

The Truman administration didn't have any more nukes to drop, so if Japan refused to surrender and the Soviets invaded Japan, Washington would have been caught in a bluff. The idea was to make both of them think we could keep doing that every few days for a while.

Saying the US won the battle of the Pacific "by the skin of their teeth" is a bit of a stretch, maybe. After Midway, Japan had basically lost and was treading water at every point afterward. I guess before that it was pretty ugly for the US and things could have gone differently. It's not like the US blew out Japan in 1942.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Add some more blood and this would look very much like Hacksaw Ridge. The "serious war film" where a guy uses a dismembered torso as a shield while charging with a BAR.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Humphreys posted:

A lot of Shadendreude with the Switch launch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

This is why you never buy launch hardware.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Railing Kill posted:

The Truman administration didn't have any more nukes to drop, so if Japan refused to surrender and the Soviets invaded Japan, Washington would have been caught in a bluff. The idea was to make both of them think we could keep doing that every few days for a while.

The US had a third bomb set for production after Nagasaki. They didn't have one immediately to drop a few days later, but they were working on another Fat Man for assembly around August 20th. Production was slow because scientists were still figuring out the kinks in the process, but a third bombing in 1945 was absolutely within their grasp and theoretically they could have continued dropping bombs every few weeks.

I know that's technically not "every few days", but I've heard that claim a lot and the wording usually implies that America had basically made two devices that were so rare and expensive that they'd be forced to bluff after using them, like the heroes in a space opera getting a superweapon to defeat the evil empire.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's been a long time since my History of WW1 and WW2 class, but I thought the US was gonna beat the USSR to a Japanese invasion by several months.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Railing Kill posted:

The Truman administration didn't have any more nukes to drop, so if Japan refused to surrender and the Soviets invaded Japan, Washington would have been caught in a bluff. The idea was to make both of them think we could keep doing that every few days for a while.

Saying the US won the battle of the Pacific "by the skin of their teeth" is a bit of a stretch, maybe. After Midway, Japan had basically lost and was treading water at every point afterward. I guess before that it was pretty ugly for the US and things could have gone differently. It's not like the US blew out Japan in 1942.

Eh, I would disagree on that, even. The US was on the ropes for basically a few months, but after that, Japan had little to no chance of winning. The USA's production could just overwhelm them, regardless of what Imperial Japan did.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

whiteyfats posted:

Eh, I would disagree on that, even. The US was on the ropes for basically a few months, but after that, Japan had little to no chance of winning. The USA's production could just overwhelm them, regardless of what Imperial Japan did.

We were also "on the ropes" in the sense that you could theoretically get Mike Tyson on the ropes by sucker punching him in the nose before the match begins. Once he stands up, something bad is about to happen to you.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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chitoryu12 posted:

We were also "on the ropes" in the sense that you could theoretically get Mike Tyson on the ropes by sucker punching him in the nose before the match begins. Once he stands up, something bad is about to happen to you.

They should have invaded Hawaii. That would have properly hosed the US.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

They should have invaded Hawaii. That would have properly hosed the US.

Do you mean an invasion instead of the Pearl Harbor attack or an invasion in 1942 or something? Because Japan never would have had the logistics to support such an invasion.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Oh boy here we go again! Surely this war discussion will be better than the last, eh lads?

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's been a long time since my History of WW1 and WW2 class, but I thought the US was gonna beat the USSR to a Japanese invasion by several months.

Also the small matter that the USSR had almost no navy, sweet gently caress-all for the equipment needed to stage even an unopposed amphibious landing, no experience with amphibious assaults, and no naval logistics to support an amphibious invasion.


If you want a more detailed explanation, head over to A/T for the military history thread.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Hi there I'm immensely loving stupid let me tell you how the US actually lost WWII ~lets out loud long fart~

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

OldTennisCourt posted:

Hi there I'm immensely loving stupid let me tell you how the US actually lost WWII ~lets out loud long fart~

Everyone lost WW2 except the US, who made loving bank.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
What a strange trick car jack.

http://i.imgur.com/ULn4n6s.mp4

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU4yUEIMbDY

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
http://abc7chicago.com/food/new-peeps-flavored-oreos-reportedly-turning-peoples-poop-pink/1786781/

People are pooping pepto-bismol pink because of the new gimmick Oreos

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?



I've had some and as that one tweet in the article implies, you'd have to eat a whole package to get a bright pink effect.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
There are people out there (because of course there are) who must play colour wheel with their poo poo and piss.

Hmm, today I think I'll mix peep oreos and anise licorice and, by incredible coincidence, the pink colour and green colour will turn my poop back to brown!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gorilla Salad posted:

There are people out there (because of course there are) who must play colour wheel with their poo poo and piss.

Hmm, today I think I'll mix peep oreos and anise licroice and, by incredible coincidence, the pink colour and green colour will turn my poop back to brown!

When I drink all night the next morning's pee is usually a super dark yellow (almost orange) and smells like a truck stop bathroom. Also one time I finished a bottle of 151 and half a bottle of Captain Morgans and my pee smelled like rum the next day. My friends mom told me that means my liver couldn't process all of the alcohol and that it was super bad.

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Alereon
Feb 6, 2004

Dehumanize yourself and face to Trumpshed
College Slice

Memento posted:

Well there it is. The dumbest loving thing I'll read all month.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2017/03/06/u-california-berkeley-delete-publicly-available-educational-content

Tl;dr: Berkeley has 20k+ free videos online, lectures and course content, got some complaints from blind people that they were poorly accessible for them, in response Berkeley are going to delete them all. Complaints were not from Berkeley students or staff, just some members of the public.
The best part is that the complaint came from a federally funded deaf university with a history of doing lovely things. In 2008, they temporarily lost their accreditation over poor student performance and a scandal where they fired their new president because she was taught to read lips growing up rather than learning American Sign Language (and only learned ASL later), which meant she wasn't "authentically deaf" enough for some of the students and faculty.

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