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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

lol did you see chuck grassley this morning giving al franken a bunch of poo poo for the question franken didn't even ask jeff sessions

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:39

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# ? May 31, 2024 18:35

Serf: May 5, 2011

slave to my cravings posted:

You know I'd like to believe that all this bickering over healthcare will eventually lead to a single payer system because most of America will eventually realize that making a profit off of healthcare is dumb but I fully expect that congress will be debating the 20th iteration of repeal and replace Obamacare 20 years from now.

even the democrats are the party of capitalism. you're on the right track

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:39

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FAUXTON posted:

Like that isn't already happening. Town halls are being cancelled, protests aren't happening in nearly the same size anymore, there doesn't seem to be anywhere near the reaction to the new ban EO. They were angry about trump so long as it was selfie-worthy and a moment to share. Now? "Ehh politics" seems to be the answer. The fire's gone because the results are still 20 months of work away.

I already deleted Uber app what else do you want me to do? I'm not some billionaire or millionaire that can just fund my own politics. I am not a cooperate lobbyist with cushy jobs to offer retiring congressmen.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:39

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

its March you idiot

It's also daycrew

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:40

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Citizen Tayne posted:

Who leads white Christian isis

Trump and Bannon

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:40

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I'm torn because I want to sub to Teen Vogue to support their new radicalism

But I DON'T want to end up on a bunch of chomo watchlists

Hmmm

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:40

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

gah! daycrew!

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:41

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/pfpicardi/status/838961068747653120

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

protests and stuff are less important than getting highly activated people into the party apparatus and working to set up infrastructure for upcoming elections.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:41

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

DrPlump posted:

I already deleted Uber app what else do you want me to do? I'm not some billionaire or millionaire that can just fund my own politics. I am not a cooperate lobbyist with cushy jobs to offer retiring congressmen.

Bust up some robots that are being leveraged by capital to grind the poor into dust

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:41

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

paranoid randroid posted:

its March you idiot

So everyone will get back out on the streets once they finish their ~brackets~ is what you're saying

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:42

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Lastgirl posted:

step aside stephen miller, yew got a new challenger

punchymcpunch posted:

Somebody moved the "face" slider down.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

just being able to field a full slate of compelling and motivated candidates for state elections is more than the dems will have had for 8 years.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:43

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Montasque posted:

Parts of the American intelligence community are going to try an "American Spring" which will most likely kick off in May/June.

This summer is going to be bonkers.

the police are going to kill a shitload of people this summer

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:43

and i must meme: Jan 15, 2017

Baloogan posted:

yeh thats what its leading to, CIA lead amerimaidan

im gonna need moar popcorn

imagine the all the internet fights over whether it was a good thing or not

of course it probably wouldn't be since those types of things tend to devolve into weird poo poo fast. get rid of trump get military junta instead whoops

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:44

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

the police are going to kill a shitload of people this summer

as the president says we all bleed the same red blood

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:44

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/839169474804711426

it says

WERE DOOMED

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:44

CAROL: Oct 29, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

roomie walked in on me "jerking" "it"

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:44

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

here's someone crowdfunding a run against chaffetz https://t.co/3VN519Th1n

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:45

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:45

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

CAROL posted:

roomie walked in on me "jerking" "it"

he,

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/839169474804711426

it says

WERE DOOMED

the question becomes whether we fall to indecision or they attempt unity through war probs.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:46

Serf: May 5, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/839169474804711426

it says

WERE DOOMED

i lust 4 death

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:46

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

hail satan

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:46

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Does anyone have the meme/screengrab/tweets of the modern We didn't start the fire jokes

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:47

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

Montasque posted:

Parts of the American intelligence community are going to try an "American Spring" which will most likely kick off in May/June.

This summer is going to be bonkers.

did mark levin say that lol

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:47

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I just translated our fortress name and it's "The Problematic Rags"

lol forever

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:48

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

punchymcpunch posted:

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:48

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

gah! daycrew!

Get this man a lactose test and an IV of jameson, stat!

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:49

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I wonder how long Mark Levin thought people were using a respectful honorific when addressing him until he found out what Master Levin meant

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:49

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Btw the reason the House is so full of batshit Republicans is the gerrymandering. It makes it so the primary contest is all that matters and the candidates don't need any appeal outside their base.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:49

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/839169474804711426

There is nothing a tweet can't fix!!

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:50

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

Get this man a lactose test and an IV of jameson, stat!

literally drinking a mimosa at my desk rn

while im not ungrateful, i still think they taste like spoiled orange juice

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:50

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Venom Snake posted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I just translated our fortress name and it's "The Problematic Rags"

lol forever

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

October 2017. Trump declares war on wind generally, and tornados in particular

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:51

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

paranoid randroid posted:

literally drinking a mimosa at my desk rn

while im not ungrateful, i still think they taste like spoiled orange juice

orange juice is much better with vodka imo

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde