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TransatlanticFoe
Mar 1, 2003

Hell Gem
"who knew health care was so complicated" I said while being crushed to death under the weight of the ACA

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
"Is that the President's bill?"

"That is a bill we have worked on with Congress"

Get ready for a "Wimpy Paul Ryan's failure of a healthcare bill" tweet in a few weeks when this dies on the Senate floor

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hahahahah this owns

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

Sneaky obama stole their health plan !!

Now their stuck :(

8th dimensional chess Obama was real :aaaaa:

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
show us your evidence for wiretapping


no

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
when the democrats jammed their hot throbbing big bill down our moist eager throats

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



n o p r o o f

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I wonder how mane repub incumbents are gonna get primaried over this bill 2018?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Remember when conservatives tried to come up with a "NON LIBERAL" alternative to the AARP because they supported the ACA? That was a hilarious disaster.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Robert Plant posted:

It's nobody's bill and everybody's bill unless it's good in which case it's ours or if it's bad in which case it's there's but it's not the dems because ours is small

this is a pretty good read of trump's thought process

he'll TRY to dodge responsibility for it but his ego will take over and he'll double down on how amazing it is

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Spicer is such a punk.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

n o p r o o f

we have proof but we wont talk about it we'll just make the accusation.

easy d cmon.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zegermans posted:

Remember when conservatives tried to come up with a "NON LIBERAL" alternative to the AARP because they supported the ACA? That was a hilarious disaster.

Reaganlife Fun-Tirement

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/839197353156341760

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Montasque posted:

Rush: "Thanks to Wikileaks we know the CIA is now capable of false flag hacks - they can make a hack look like it's from Russia, the Chinese, the Japanese... What if the CIA hacked the DNC? Hmmm... Very interesting."

LOLOL

the CIA is so smart they hacked the DNC knowing it would cause Trump to win, which they could then bring down with lies, yes

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/839197268389548032

Please let this be SNL's take on the presser. It's juvenile as gently caress, but it's just the kinda thing that would get under 🚽's skin

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
normally i'm pretty skeptical of goons calling pols "shook" but holy gently caress spicer is so goddamn shook rn

EVERYTHING IS FINE, GETTING poo poo DONE, JUST A BUNCH OF BROS JACKING IT AND CHARGING OUR EO CRYSTALS HERE

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

zegermans posted:

Remember when conservatives tried to come up with a "NON LIBERAL" alternative to the AARP because they supported the ACA? That was a hilarious disaster.

lol no but that owns.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

quadrophrenic posted:

when the democrats jammed their hot throbbing big bill down our moist eager throats

while our small boat will flow effortlessly through the motion of your ocean

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Yinlock posted:

this is a pretty good read of trump's thought process

he'll TRY to dodge responsibility for it but his ego will take over and he'll double down on how amazing it is

i bet when he makes a huge poo poo in the wh toilet, everyone hears about it the entire loving day.

also has melania been seen with this turd in weeks lol

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

shiksa posted:

lol no but that owns.

https://amac.us/

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

Reaganlife Fun-Tirement

complaint: my reaganlife funtirement came to an abrupt end when the shotgun a man was pointing at the back of my head as we stared at a sunset jammed, leading to an incredibly awkward silence

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

discoukulele posted:

https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/839197268389548032

Please let this be SNL's take on the presser. It's juvenile as gently caress, but it's just the kinda thing that would get under 🚽's skin

Respect my minuscule, flaccid bill.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Melanma was with him last week I think

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

The female reporter at about :35 seconds is my spirit animal.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Trump's tweeting is gonna drive Spicer into an early grave

i'm glad of it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


"are you going to let us read it"

"no"

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


How many times do I have to say, we can sling whatever poo poo we want about whoever we want and it's on the courts to disprove it? GOD

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
i got a crazy idea:

maybe the next president shouldn't use twitter

like at all

does the president need twitter? we got along fine with a non-tweeting president for hundreds of years

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

murked by dragon posted:

Lol this looks like one of those deep sea pics of a horrifying, kinda retarded anglerfish

You're mixing up simile with identical.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

holy poo poo i had no idea that the AARP pulled in $1.8 billion a year in revenue :stare:

i really want to see the white house take them on over trumpcare

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

discoukulele posted:

The female reporter at about :35 seconds is my spirit animal.

Lol

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



euphronius posted:

Melanma was with him last week I think

don't know if you meant melania or melanoma here. please clarify

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


"this is government, this is not"

im in 100% agreement with spicer but maybe not for the same reasons

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Zikan posted:

holy poo poo i had no idea that the AARP pulled in $1.8 billion a year in revenue :stare:

i really want to see the white house take them on over trumpcare

They have 37 million members.

Wanna hear something even more hosed up?

That's only 70% of PewDiePie's subscriber count.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
bahahaha, this question

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



zegermans posted:

https://amac.us/

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

id forgotten all about that

it's like those right-wing doctors who came up with their own alternative to the AMA bc the AMA wasn't FYGM enough

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

zegermans posted:

https://amac.us/

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

quote:

Poll:

Should Americans boycott Hollywood movies to show their disdain for the vicious, political hate speech that celebrities make at award ceremonies?
Yes
No
Unsure
oh my god

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

OK INFORGOT NURSKNG HOMES ARE TOU HAPPY

KNGET IT

the best part is states get to put liens and collect on a beneficiary's estate to recoup costs

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

quadrophrenic posted:

i got a crazy idea:

maybe the next president shouldn't use twitter

like at all

does the president need twitter? we got along fine with a non-tweeting president for hundreds of years

tbf it wasn't exactly a problem until recently

obama just used it for dog pics and holiday messages, same as everyone else

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