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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Well according to Ben they just put together their gameplay team a few weeks ago so these things take time.

Didn't ben about a year and a half ago talk about him playing through the Sq42 campaign?

I guess if the campaign was nothing and he played nothing he's not technically lying.

This is sort of how cig operates.

Star Citizen: It's Technically Not All Lies

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Archered!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnFZQQTtuds&t=21s

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

peter gabriel posted:

It's funny in the context of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhsgiliheP0

The hand waving the backers will be doing will be off the scale :lol:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Has this person never heard of steam?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Titanic posted:

Didn't ben about a year and a half ago talk about him playing through the Sq42 campaign?

I guess if the campaign was nothing and he played nothing he's not technically lying.

This is sort of how cig operates.

Star Citizen: It's Technically Not All Lies

Two different Ben's

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Has this person never heard of steam?

Or, *gasp* owning a console as well as a thousand dollar wankstation?

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

WebDO posted:

Well to be fair how much gameplay does it take to move a mouse in a rudimentary UI to press play on the most glorious space opera movie of our generation and then to occasionally click on a dialogue tree?

Im willing to bet the "gameplay team", if it's not another masked lie, was a victory for some middle manager somewhere.

I'm pretty sure Chris Roberts expects gameplay to just happen dynamically when you build all the systems to react realistically. To him, you build functionality and the accidental result of that is engaging gameplay as these toys interact with each other.

It goes down to his core belief about why he believes everything can be modular and just plug in together. He's building systems that will interact realistically with each other.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Its true. As a Florida resident you can commit all sorts of heinous violent crimes and then just move to Florida. They can't touch you. We are the Russia of the US.

Florida is basically the "no mans land" of the United States. I've seen many a police chase end where the violent criminal narrowly crosses into Florida and all the cops skid to a halt, and shake their fists as the cb squeaks "He made it to Florida, sir. He's beyond our reach now."

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dukes of Hazard is not the news, even if you live in Georgia.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Dukes of Hazard is not the news, even if you live in Georgia.

:colbert:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

If only they could show engagingly fun gameplay.

But I guess guys and girls making 3D models is a safer thing to show.

But, you know, gameplay takes actual thought and actual vision, as well as actual management. Wallying about in a 3D tool? Not so much.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Dukes of Hazard is not the news, even if you live in Georgia.



Imma get a tug on that there moonshine.

Edit: ^^^ Derek gets 'Internet Warlord' ratified by a dead gay comedy forum of note. Also where's their subreddit dedicated to them?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

Coming up with these ideas is near impossible.

The code to make it actually happen? Pfft! Simple. Even an idiot who barely knows how to use a computer can do it. Just got to layer the code on the ideas, friend!

Yeah, so that means they are doubly incompetent for turning out the glitchy pile of amateurish bugs that is SC so far? And we are not EVEN going to go into scalability or sustainability...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

Didn't ben about a year and a half ago talk about him playing through the Sq42 campaign?

I guess if the campaign was nothing and he played nothing he's not technically lying.

This is sort of how cig operates.

Star Citizen: It's Technically Not All Lies

You are all missing it. Squadron 42 is Chris' nickname for his junk. So, OF COURSE, Ben played with Squadron 42. (Campaign is Robertsspeak for balls deep).

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:yikes:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sappo569 posted:

Insert Crobbers on the coin operated space ship while Ben shovels gold coins to keep it running.gif




You will feel grief!

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Thoatse posted:



You will feel grief!

I need to make a new one, there must be more uses for those sprites.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Thoatse posted:



You will feel grief!

this thread has talent and no mistaking

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

ZenMaster posted:

I need to make a new one, there must be more uses for those sprites.

That one is impossible to top, man you nailed it and it still makes me laugh

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

peter gabriel posted:

That one is impossible to top, man you nailed it and it still makes me laugh

This is true, there is no more perfect summary for Star Citizen than that gif

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Joe Blober had been operating under the guise of "Manze" in order to edit the pages of his nemeses: Manzes and Derek Smart. Other ED users did not appreciate him repeatedly adding links to his sctrolls blog.









Mirificus fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 7, 2017

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

ZenMaster posted:

I need to make a new one, there must be more uses for those sprites.

Tickles and the man in black.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Samizdata posted:

You are all missing it. Squadron 42 is Chris' nickname for his junk. So, OF COURSE, Ben played with Squadron 42. (Campaign is Robertsspeak for balls deep).

Chris roberts nickname for his junk is now Big Bens Bottom Buddy: The No Wipe Zone.


Lets let that one "sink" in for a bit.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


:negative:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:owned:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I need to become the warlord of colostomy bags. We need a voice on the internet.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
When Encyclopedia Dramatica looks at you and says "You know what? We're better than this," it's probably time to step away from the internet for a while.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

I need to become the warlord of colostomy bags. We need a voice on the internet.

you could start a line in jpegs of shits

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Just wanted to say i''m gay

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

When Encyclopedia Dramatica looks at you and says "You know what? We're better than this," it's probably time to step away from the internet for a while.

It's like when Dick Cheney warns you for coming on all evil and poo poo.

Hav fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Mar 7, 2017

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

serious norman posted:

Just wanted to say i''m gay

What ships do you have?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
I think they read the latest croberts verbal diarrhea

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5y1ahh/so_much_for_open_development_schedule/

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

grimcreaper posted:

Chris roberts nickname for his junk is now Big Bens Bottom Buddy: The No Wipe Zone.


Lets let that one "sink" in for a bit.

Yeahhhhhhhh, no.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

This is true, there is no more perfect summary for Star Citizen than that gif


It does rate rather high on the pixel/own ratio

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
I think it's time for spacecourt Derek

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/839206755653447681

https://twitter.com/ThePlaiibox/status/839211601618161665

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
SEATS IN CUTLASS NOT DROPPING DOWN

ACTUAL RESULT
seat does not drop down when selecting to sit on seat

EXPECTED RESULT
sitting on seat.

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

crobbler posted:

We have an idea, obviously, a firm idea of what we are trying to achieve, and what we would like to do, but- we won’t be sharing any specific information or dates. But we do have a good grasp on what the goal is we want to achieve, and achieving it, for Episode 1 as well as for our Star Citizen 3.0. I can’t say more than that, but we have a very firm idea of where we are going.

This dude is a thief

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