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It's awesome as gently caress that the GOP utterly dominates the Whitehouse, Congress and Senate and yet still manages to run around in a tight circle trying to gently caress itself in its own rear end lol
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QueenAnnesDead posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/839268048313929729 Wtf man lmao
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Flesh Forge posted:It's awesome as gently caress that the GOP utterly dominates the Whitehouse, Congress and Senate and yet still manages to run around in a tight circle trying to gently caress itself in its own rear end lol It's what the Democrats did with their "supermajority", this is good stuff.
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Also lol normally this would be just pathetic and ineffectual: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/bannon-has-to-go-or-im-gone-msnbcs-mika-begs-great-leaders-to-protect-this-country-from-this-president/ quote:“I just don’t know why there’s nobody at the White House who doesn’t walk down the hall and say, ‘Mr. President, you can’t do this, this has to stop,'” she said. “Whoever this person is (should say), ‘Steve Bannon has to go or I’m gone.’ When does that happen? When does somebody do the right thing and protect their own reputation and this country from this president?” but DJT watches Morning Joe every day so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lol this is real. If it was anyone else, I'd assume he was trolling Paul. But it's Trump so it's because he's stupid.
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NotWearingPants posted:lol this is real. He's going to murder Paul on the floor.
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Jesus Christ posted:btw I keep reading your name as "Minimalist Pogrom" so you should probably change it to that I always see the exact same thing and an extended daydream sequence is launched where I picture what a minimalist pogrom would be like, staring out into space and chuckling absently to myself for fifteen minutes c'mon Pence it's not the first time your wife's been violated without your knowledge and it won't be the last HEYYO this is that purestrain high quality straight up dank LOLs right here "new and great"... seriously sounds like a 5 year old describing a trip to the zoo in a writing assignment. Beyond the horrid lack of creativity or vocabulary, this utter failure of an attempt to use his bully pulpit is amazing. Protip dumbass when you're trying to force someone to do something you don't bully them in full view of the world, you do it privately so that the person can maintain their dignity. This will have literally the complete opposite effect of what he was trying, in his hackneyed and infantile way, to accomplish
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QueenAnnesDead posted:Stealing from other thread, sorry but OMG lmao i wanna see someone imitate the really uncomfortably photoshopped picture Play posted:"new and great"... seriously sounds like a 5 year old describing a trip to the zoo in a writing assignment. Beyond the horrid lack of creativity or vocabulary, this utter failure of an attempt to use his bully pulpit is amazing. Protip dumbass when you're trying to force someone to do something you don't bully them in full view of the world, you do it privately so that the person can maintain their dignity. This will have literally the complete opposite effect of what he was trying, in his hackneyed and infantile way, to accomplish he is this close to saying "cool and good" and if he does, my heart will stop from the forceful lols
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QueenAnnesDead posted:Stealing from other thread, sorry but OMG lmao Yeah the ultraconservative wing is coming out hard against this bill, which is amazing because Trump is flogging it now. Breitbart is hating on it like crazy; now we get to step back for a moment and let these fuckers have a go at each other lmbo Trump's gonna be so confused and hurt by this lol. all he wants is for people to love and appreciate him
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Play posted:Yeah the ultraconservative wing is coming out hard against this bill, which is amazing because Trump is flogging it now. Breitbart is hating on it like crazy; now we get to step back for a moment and let these fuckers have a go at each other lmbo lmao that the choice of votes in the future will be between "right wing assholes" and "ultra right wing assholes"
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"Black satan laughs on Paul Ryan's shoulder can't you smell the sulphur?! Call your Senator aaaaa " LOL
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Arrhythmia posted:lmao that the choice of votes in the future will be between "right wing assholes" and "ultra right wing assholes" lol no. In fact if we're lucky this gorgeous trainwreck might finally demonstrate to all the idiots out there what the Republican Party is actually all about
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Play posted:lol no. In fact if we're lucky this gorgeous trainwreck might finally demonstrate to all the idiots out there what the Republican Party is actually all about Oprah 2020
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i take the number of new posts ITT / time since last viewed as a sort of doomsday clock lol
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Play posted:Yeah the ultraconservative wing is coming out hard against this bill, which is amazing because Trump is flogging it now. Breitbart is hating on it like crazy; now we get to step back for a moment and let these fuckers have a go at each other lmbo People keep thinking "what could make Trump's base turn on him" but maybe the real question should have been "what would make Trump turn on his base" lol
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Mar 8, 2017 04:30
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Romes128 posted:Russia where the piss vids? Lmao previously in the possession of a growing list of dead people lol
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tangy yet delightful posted:i take the number of new posts ITT / time since last viewed as a sort of doomsday clock lol, for tomorrow we may die
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Jesus Christ posted:clinton got impeached for lying about getting a bj in the whitehouse lol
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Kumo posted:lol, for tomorrow we may die *holds up skull with orange hair floppin* Memento moron!
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Burt Sexual posted:Oprah 2020 gently caress that is really depressing to me, and bizarrely not unrealistic. I really don't want to live in a country that elects random celebrities to the highest office in the land. Presidents should be schooled in law and policy, have plenty of years of experience, be charismatic and relatable, and of course have a platform that is compassionate, proven, and fact-driven. Television celebrities meet only one of those criteria. Of course, I'd be ecstatic to have Oprah over Trump. But that's what I'm saying we're all having our perspectives shift we've been .... changed... by the LOLs 
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fist pumping lol right here, because they absolutely will not loving succeed. even if they manage to pass a bill it will only end up making things worse and pissing people off. Donnie gets his stopped-clock thing going here
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red19fire posted:oldest/fattest/dumbest president. That's a lmbo from me
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tangy yet delightful posted:i take the number of new posts ITT / time since last viewed as a sort of doomsday clock same - if it's over like 100 posts unread I get this unease like the first post I see is going to be "welp the first volley of nukes has been launched, lol!"
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blood for the blood god piss for the piss god
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Romes128 posted:blood for the blood god and so we reap a bitter harvest
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Kuato posted:Its nice to imagine the Democrats as a viable opposition party. But I'm pretty sure they'll lose Senate seats in 2018 and somehow manage to lose House seats as well. c'mon man we're trying to lol in here. i see no lols
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Do not fear, true patriots! Do not cry out! Your time is soon. Soon, you will be one with the all-consuming Trump. His potent acids will hollow you out, his blood like thick, clotting tar pushing through you. And you will be remade.
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Play posted:let me share with you an example Loling so goddammit hard right now. DJT delivers rapid fire angry tweet lols all the time, but drat if Ben Carson isn't a goddamn national treasure. The lols he delivers are slower pace, but from the gut. Trump is the racist grampa but Carson is some sort of Cleveland Brown come to life.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Loling so goddammit hard right now. DJT delivers rapid fire angry tweet lols all the time, but drat if Ben Carson isn't a goddamn national treasure. The lols he delivers are slower pace, but from the gut. Trump is the racist grampa but Carson is some sort of Cleveland Brown come to life. lmbo well characterized. Yeah I'd really love to get a video of this one. Classic loving line, and I can picture exactly how he said it. it's been posted but this one will absolutely go down in history (my personal history at least): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRuZ_LimXxU
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