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Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
I always found it ironic that he and Sheryl Crow dated, considering she too was (accused of) taking credit for something she didn't really work for...
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/More-Than-The-Piano-Player-Dumped-by-Sheryl-2966770.php

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

haljordan posted:

Caught the interview with Lance Armstrong today. Dude still sounds pissed that his foundation told him to hit the loving bricks after the whole, y'know, "I'm a liar and fraud the likes of which the world has never seen" thing.

He also happened to raise an absolutely absurd amount of money which probably has something to do with them seeming really ungrateful and all. That thing was his baby and he raised something absurd like close to $400 million and they booted him and have basically been falling downwards since doing so.

Every cyclist dopes which is why that was a stupid loving witch hunt. You back the dude, you say "he's raised hundreds of millions and gotten a lot of good stuff done" and people forget it about hating him a few weeks later and your foundation keeps making money.

Listen, Greg Maddux didn't dope so I know you can be loving awesome at baseball without needing roids but every person running track or cycling dopes so at that point it's all just an even field and people need to get over their irrationally dumb hatred of doping.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Mar 7, 2017

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I'd be more inclined to agree with you if he wasn't so loving lovely to his former teammate Frankie Andreu and his wife. It was kinda like when Jared was the snitch and got super pissed at JD for accusing him.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Looking very forward to listening the show tomorrow on the way to work. I downloaded it this evening and when I saw the title said "Lance Armstrong", I was curious if that was "Lance Armstrong discussion" or if he finally came out of hiding and was ready to expose all on Stern.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

You aren't missing much. It wasn't a very good interview. Lance isn't a very interesting person outside of cycling (and rampant cheating and lying), Howard took it easy on him, and the whole scandal happened 4+ years ago so there isn't much to learn at this point.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

BobbyK posted:

I'd be more inclined to agree with you if he wasn't so loving lovely to his former teammate Frankie Andreu and his wife. It was kinda like when Jared was the snitch and got super pissed at JD for accusing him.

Fair enough, he sounds like an rear end in a top hat but ditching him was a dumb thing for that charity to do and Lance has a right to be pissed.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Is there a primer on this Memet person? Is he a wackpacker or staffer or what?

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Lifespan posted:

Looking very forward to listening the show tomorrow on the way to work. I downloaded it this evening and when I saw the title said "Lance Armstrong", I was curious if that was "Lance Armstrong discussion" or if he finally came out of hiding and was ready to expose all on Stern.

He definitely hasn't been in hiding. He did a couple hours with Joe Rogan and has his own podcast. He's easy to find if you look for him.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

an adult beverage posted:

Is there a primer on this Memet person? Is he a wackpacker or staffer or what?

He's a staffer in his 30s who is on Tinder and puts his age as 20 (because there's a 30 cut off). He craves validation so he tells people about his hook ups and sexcapades in order to receive the validation but in reality he's just starving for attention. He thinks that people are jealous whenever they criticize him but everyone else says they're not. The staff tends to blow everything he does out of proportion because they're all incredibly old and out of touch. So in short, he's starving for attention and bangs chicks and the staff is still old.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Moniker posted:

He's a staffer in his 30s who is on Tinder and puts his age as 20 (because there's a 30 cut off). He craves validation so he tells people about his hook ups and sexcapades in order to receive the validation but in reality he's just starving for attention. He thinks that people are jealous whenever they criticize him but everyone else says they're not. The staff tends to blow everything he does out of proportion because they're all incredibly old and out of touch. So in short, he's starving for attention and bangs chicks and the staff is still old.

He also can't stay hard with a condom on so he uses the pullout method and everybody rightly calls him a moron for it.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
The Joe Rogan and Lance interview is really good...Actually I recommend Joes podcast most of the time. Unless he has some UFC guy on then I usually listen...I just dont like UFC interviews. Oddly, I like UFC itself.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Everyone likes ufc unless you're Meryl Streep

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Moniker posted:

He's a staffer in his 30s who is on Tinder and puts his age as 20 (because there's a 30 cut off). He craves validation so he tells people about his hook ups and sexcapades in order to receive the validation but in reality he's just starving for attention. He thinks that people are jealous whenever they criticize him but everyone else says they're not. The staff tends to blow everything he does out of proportion because they're all incredibly old and out of touch. So in short, he's starving for attention and bangs chicks and the staff is still old.

But enough about Benjy, whats the deal with this Memet guy?

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

The Joe Rogan and Lance interview is really good...Actually I recommend Joes podcast most of the time. Unless he has some UFC guy on then I usually listen...I just dont like UFC interviews. Oddly, I like UFC itself.

It's so funny how people are different. I love fighters and jiu jitsu talk. I have no desire to hear about mushrooms and psychedelic experiences.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Moniker posted:

He's a staffer in his 30s who is on Tinder and puts his age as 20 (because there's a 30 cut off).

What? That's not the case. I've seen guys who are openly in their 40s on there.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

YeahTubaMike posted:

What? That's not the case. I've seen guys who are openly in their 40s on there.

I phrased it poorly, sorry. He's saying that girls will put an arbitrary cut off in their searching. As in no one 30 and up. In his mind (and any sane person's mind) there's no difference between 29 and 30. So he says he's 28 in order for those girls to be able to even find him on the app.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He also can't stay hard with a condom on so he uses the pullout method and everybody rightly calls him a moron for it.

It was pretty lol when they had several mothers and a fertility doctor (I think?) call in and talk about how well the pull out method worked with Memet replying that they weren't doing it right.

Also it seems like a really easy way to get airtime is to call in and say, "I have X job and X job gets me laid a lot." Howard let some airline pilot talk for 10 minutes straight about banging stewardesses during the Memet bit.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I should call in and talk about porn.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

You should call in and talk about porn.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

beep by grandpa posted:

You should call in and talk about porn.

Yes! And crowbar in the word "goon" as much as possible.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Squashy Nipples posted:

Yes! And crowbar in the word "goon" as much as possible.

"I tell ya, Howard, some of the videos I've seen have really been something awful."

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
You could probably lie and say "Yeah Pornhub has a podcast with 20 million listeners" to blow Howard's mind and I doubt anyone on the staff would know how to 1) look up a podcast or 2) look up the statistics for a podcast.

Which reminds me of when they were ripping on Little Lupe's show on the Playboy channel and how the format was basically, "You like it when I [cram potting soil in my pussy]? I love [cramming potting soil in my pussy] soooo much!"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cumshitter posted:

You could probably lie and say "Yeah Pornhub has a podcast with 20 million listeners" to blow Howard's mind and I doubt anyone on the staff would know how to 1) look up a podcast or 2) look up the statistics for a podcast.

Which reminds me of when they were ripping on Little Lupe's show on the Playboy channel and how the format was basically, "You like it when I [cram potting soil in my pussy]? I love [cramming potting soil in my pussy] soooo much!"

Ha, we actually used to own the Playboy channel, but without getting into TOO much detail, our dealings with Playboy as a brand have shifted considerably. Kind of weird for me to say, because you mention their name, and people immediately think of porn. They are THE name in porn, or at least they used to be. Then Brazzers/Pornhub happened.

We won. :smug:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I should call in and talk about porn.

Yes, but does it get you laid a lot??

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
Robin sounded like she was in the studio today which is great news. I hope she's well.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Her mic was awful yesterday. It sounded like she was on Skype. She had an ISDN line when she was sick before so I wonder if she wasn't even at her house yesterday.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
http://jfsc.tv/

So I guess the JFSC is still up.

In the upcoming events sections.
"Eric is in negotiations with ABC, Johnny is writing his book, and there's LOTS more on the way.
Updates coming shortly!
Posted 25 May 2009 by King of Diamonds"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Why are we not signing up?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Former Human posted:

Her mic was awful yesterday. It sounded like she was on Skype. She had an ISDN line when she was sick before so I wonder if she wasn't even at her house yesterday.

Yeah, I am 99% sure she was on Skype or something similar. The quality was in and out and even at its best, she definitely was not on studio quality equipment in her house.

Also listened to the Armstrong interview and yup, he is a boring interview. Stern was doing anything he could to pull something interesting out of the guy and he clearly has spent too much time being briefed by lawyers in his life. "You know what bro? I'm not trying to make excuses or nothing..."

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He also can't stay hard with a condom on so he uses the pullout method and everybody rightly calls him a moron for it.

Pro move

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
Robin's definitely not in studio again. :(

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Memet is melting down hard

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It did make me laugh to see how freaked out everyone on the show was over the possibility of being labeled as gay/bisexual. Oh the horror!!!!!!!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

It did make me laugh to see how freaked out everyone on the show was over the possibility of being labeled as gay/bisexual. Oh the horror!!!!!!!!

Oh I have to hear that. I've complained here before about how absolutely aggravating it is to hear Gary go out of his way to talk about how not-gay he is, so him freaking out over something like this, oh yeah :allears:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Most of the staff is 40+ years old which gives them that generational gap of ignorance that's allowed, sort of like how people have racist grandparents and sort of just have to shrug their shoulders because they grew up in a more ignorant time. There was no such thing as just being secure in your sexuality, you had to climb a mountain and scream you weren't gay at all times or else duh, people would think you were gay.

It's a really sad machismo thing that they're all too old and unaware to see about themselves.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh I have to hear that. I've complained here before about how absolutely aggravating it is to hear Gary go out of his way to talk about how not-gay he is, so him freaking out over something like this, oh yeah :allears:

It was a few days ago when Memet was talking about being in a MMF threesome or having a guy watch him bang some girl.

Meanwhile everyone seemed to forget that Howard once featured a segment on his show called the Homo Room but that was totally a joke you guys

haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Mar 8, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crotch Bat posted:

Most of the staff is 40+ years old which gives them that generational gap of ignorance that's allowed, sort of like how people have racist grandparents and sort of just have to shrug their shoulders because they grew up in a more ignorant time. There was no such thing as just being secure in your sexuality, you had to climb a mountain and scream you weren't gay at all times or else duh, people would think you were gay.

It's a really sad machismo thing that they're all too old and unaware to see about themselves.

Oh, I know, and I think it was either you or someone else who pointed this out last time, but it's still annoying to listen to. I also can't stand when Artie is listening to the 'Peter North' mention on one of the Tradio calls, and he asks if anyone else caught that, and that he hates that he knows that.

Homo-room aside, I actually find that Howard is probably the most progressive out of all of the main 5 (obviously not including Richard). Maybe it's because of his daughter, maybe it's because he has to watch what he says more than anyone else there.

Well, perhaps Benjy beats him on that front, but gently caress Benjy (please no one actually gently caress Benjy).

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Artie: There's two types of guys: Gay guys and homophobic guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oxy0B7s7Yw&index=4&list=PLkG6VhMRgLjVTrzSuMeowlm-EZMb-TF7k

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Just FYI, 10 years ago today, the 'Vote for Sanjaya' movement was started. :toot:

https://twitter.com/EricMidgetFacts/status/839556435382046726

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Dec 22, 2006




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