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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

"My helmet! That's where I keep my head! :gonk:"


MJ: Good news Tiger, my play is opening in Paris and I want to go by cruise ship!

Namor is going to gently caress MJ but Spiderman will bumble his way to preventing it.

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters


But Somehow I Did: The Newspaper Spider-Man Story.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Namor is going to gently caress MJ but Spiderman will bumble his way to preventing it.

Namor does not like the redheads.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
spiderman will bumble his way into namor's bed

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


namor is gonna slam down on spiderman just like ronan, except theyre both facing down

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Wait, why did Spider-Man web himself to Ronan's back in the first place if he's gonna break them now? His first move was already a sneak attack since Rocket was distracting Ronan, Spidey could have just went for the helmet right away!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

spiderman will bumble his way into namor's bed

turns out it was a plot by reed richards to get back at namor for trying to steal his wife

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Photoshop crashed and I lost my edit of this strip.

:negative:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Lurdiak posted:

Photoshop crashed and I lost my edit of this strip.

:negative:


I, uh, I don't know why I did this but

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Nenonen posted:

I, uh, I don't know why I did this but


at least he's taking it well

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Ah I see, spiderface made Ronan use up his action points so now he's helpless this whole turn! Brilliant.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

spiderman will bumble his way into namor's bed

"In a way, I guess I won!" *wink*

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S

MariusLecter posted:

Ah I see, spiderface made Ronan use up his action points so now he's helpless this whole turn! Brilliant.

If you let your opponent beat you long enough, eventually, he'll get tired.
--Sun Tzu, The Art of Newspaper Spiderman

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
kinda curious what ronan's face looks like

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



theflyingorc posted:

kinda curious what ronan's face looks like

Bog standard Kree as far as I know.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah, I thought he was just a regular Kree blue-faced dude, and those patterns on his face were tattoos or something.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
rocket: "ronan's helmet is held on with electromagnetism!"
peter: "that gives me an idea..."
*peter flops around ineffectually for a while and then tries to pull the helmet off by hand*

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Choco1980 posted:

Yeah, I thought he was just a regular Kree blue-faced dude, and those patterns on his face were tattoos or something.

I think they're the ashes of dead Kree in their war with Xandar (or maybe the Skrull).

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
Space Braveheart.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no our only streetlight!

Wait that was the actual strip? They actually used the poses in that second panel in a non-edit?!?! :prepop:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


theflyingorc posted:

kinda curious what ronan's face looks like

You've been looking at it the whole time.

Nenonen posted:

I, uh, I don't know why I did this but


That's probably way better than my edit of Spider-man with a cop hat yelling at Ronan in French about his burkini.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Next strip, Ronan blows his own head off.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Next strip, Ronan blows his own head off.

I am impressed with his Liefeld anatomy

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
That was your plan? Your plan was "pull on it really really hard"? Sweet galloping Jesus you are dumb Newspaper Spider-Man

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Ronan's going to blast his own helmet off isn't he?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ronan, dude. he is above your head. you don't have to dislocate your shoulder trying to hit him from behind.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Kree physiology is really something.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I was 50/50 on "the comic forgot about the whole electromagnetism thing" and "Spider-man forgot about the electromagnetism thing".

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

howe_sam posted:

Ronan's going to blast his own helmet off isn't he?

Being stupid to the point it hurts yourself is not exclusive to Spider-Man. He's just got the most practice.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
The dialogue in the first panel is the most ridiculously double entendre-ish yet. I'm expecting a guest appearance by Finbarr Saunders.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Turn Ronan's head around 180 degrees and we've got the perfect continuation of the edits so far.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

howe_sam posted:

Ronan's going to blast his own helmet off isn't he?

I am like 99% sure that's what's going to happen.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Section Z posted:

Being stupid to the point it hurts yourself is not exclusive to Spider-Man. He's just got the most practice.

Spider-Man radiates incompetence to his surroundings :spidey:

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Payndz posted:

The dialogue in the first panel is the most ridiculously double entendre-ish yet. I'm expecting a guest appearance by Finbarr Saunders.

Well now look what you made me do.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Maybe MJ will remind Peter that Aunt May lives on Earth, so he can turn on his Aunt May is Dying power multiplier.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I love this thread so much.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!



This is 3 Stooges / Looney Tunes quality right here. "When I nod my head, you hit it."

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"But it's held on by electro-magnetism.... like I loving told him like 3 minutes ago! :cripes:"


Oh my God I love this strip so much :allears:

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ferrule posted:




This is 3 Stooges / Looney Tunes quality right here.

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