Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Tiggum posted:

You know who the real victims of sexual harassment are? The men who get falsely accused (or correctly accused but it was only one time and maybe the woman was dressed provocatively or something)!

Just for you, I'm posting the next week early. (Spoilers: It's possibly even worse)

1999 Spider-#notallmen

"Careful Peter, one accusation is enough", still hands him the address without hearing any explanation for why he wants it.

Flash Gordon

# ? Mar 8, 2017 07:25

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# ? May 14, 2024 02:58

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Haifisch posted:

1999 Spider-#notallmen

I first read that as Peter saying that Dagwood had just left.

Haifisch posted:

What the gently caress is that last panel?

Haifisch posted:

Peter's face in that second panel is... something. :stare:

Haifisch posted:

In fact, the art is all over the place in this story. And how old is Peter supposed to be? 60?

# ? Mar 8, 2017 08:28

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

csammis posted:

Lil' Abner is betting on that old man getting killed by a bus

God I hope he get's flattened!

# ? Mar 8, 2017 09:04

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail

Pearls Before Swine Meets Great Innovations in Sport

The Phantom

Pooch Caf�

# ? Mar 8, 2017 09:43

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom

says the next strip is him lying on the ground having a Bandar hallucinogen induced seizure and foaming at the mouth.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 12:19

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis Classic (Jan. 11, 1995)

Garfield Classic (Jan. 11, 1985)

# ? Mar 8, 2017 12:45

Mountaineer: Aug 29, 2008; Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Pickles

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:28

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:43

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons

I like this comic.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:57

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Selachian posted:

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:04

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:20

dismas: Jul 31, 2008

Darthemed posted:

Oh my, it's worse than I imagined.

*every character from every comic strip and cartoon comes over for a HUGE party*

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:46

Just Dan Again: Dec 16, 2012; Adventure!

Tiggum posted:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I want to wallpaper my office with this.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:58

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Just Dan Again posted:

I want to wallpaper my office with this.

Just for this.

Dogbert looking like a dog, not a smug rear end in a top hat.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:33

tiercel: Apr 22, 2008

SomeMathGuy posted:

Mark Trail

Yeah, good luck with your NOAA radio.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:34

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom

Even The Phantom is no match for the power of Bangalla's Big Stamp industry.

Mountaineer posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Bath salts explains a lot about Skip.

Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons

This comic is so good.

F Minus

Mary Worth

In case you were wondering, the place Tommy used to work at is Jerry's, not Diego's. Perhaps he'll get a new job, or find a new waitress to stalk.

Rex Morgan MD

Secret Agent X-9

Apartment 3-G

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:50

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise

# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:35

I heart bacon: Nov 18, 2007; It's burgin' time!

Kite Pride Worldwide posted:

No way man, habaneros are way too much. Rose is Rose extreme would be like... ordinary yellow mustard.

Ok, now I'll go back a couple dozen pages and catch up

# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:35

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Nancy

Today's Dogg

Dustin

Mandrake

There was three big guys on the backseat and you didn't notice that one left?

Kennel fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Mar 8, 2017

# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:51

good day for a bris: Feb 4, 2006; No, I don't want to play "Conversation Parade".

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Lazy no-good kids today with their flavored teas and their gizmos...

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:09

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I heart bacon posted:

Ok, now I'll go back a couple dozen pages and catch up

These are still good edits.

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:22

treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (January 8, 1952)

Nancy (February 24, 1944)

Wash Tubbs (October 24, 1929)

Gasoline Alley (November 22, 1923)

Lil' Abner (July 21, 1937)

Barney Google (November 23, 1922)

Alley Oop (February 22, 1934)

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:29

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I heart bacon posted:

Ok, now I'll go back a couple dozen pages and catch up

My favourite edits right now are Rose is Milquetoast.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:34

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Manuel Calavera posted:

Compu-Toon

I should buy a copy of the Tribune one of these days to see if they actually publish Boyce.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 20:10

I heart bacon: Nov 18, 2007; It's burgin' time!

I couldn't leave this one alone....

and...

I heart bacon fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 8, 2017

# ? Mar 8, 2017 20:26

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

good day for a bris posted:

Lazy no-good kids today with their flavored teas and their gizmos...

I'm with Ed here. While I do love good flavoured teas (preferably infused in a pot from loose tea), tea bags available at places like this are guaranteed to be tripe picked by people who don't give a poo poo about tea and so I much prefer plain black tea than some lovely flavoured one.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 20:41

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Nenonen posted:

I'm with Ed here. While I do love good flavoured teas (preferably infused in a pot from loose tea), tea bags available at places like this are guaranteed to be tripe and I much prefer plain black tea.

On the other hand, the basic premise is "I'm going to try something new today", not "I'm a well-versed tea snob".

# ? Mar 8, 2017 20:42

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Take it From the Tinkersons

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:12

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

That's subtle. I love it.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:29

CommaToes: Dec 15, 2006; Ecce Buffo

Tina's Groove is taking on an Arlo and Janis vibe today.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:45

Savidudeosoo: Feb 12, 2016; Pelican, a Bag Man

Sorry about falling behind on my updates everyone. Not gonna try to catch you all up, cause there have been waaaayy too many updates, so we're just gonna jump right in!

Herb & Jamal

Get Fuzzy

Cathy

Last Kiss

Harley

Zippy the Pinhead

# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:18

Wanderer: Nov 5, 2006; our every move is the new tradition

Haifisch posted:

Flash Gordon

Dale is pretty badass.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:21

Odonata: Nov 5, 2009; Nap Ghost

# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:12

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Savidudeosoo posted:

Harley

Digging that art, wish it was in service of a better joke.

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

Darthemed fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Mar 9, 2017

# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:18

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Darthemed posted:

I remember the first time I ever read this particular C&H strip I was baffled that anyone could get that fussy about the pledge. I was, like, eight so I sort of took the thing for granted as this meaningless phrase you say at the start of the day.

Nowadays I kind of want Calvin to fight it all the way to the Supreme Court. Hideous little indoctrination ritual, really.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:26

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Kennel posted:

Nancy

gently caress you, Gilchrist. You're an embarrassment.

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

And He Did. (March, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (June, 1916)

Doings of the Duffs. (June, 1918, click for big)

The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))

They'll Do It Every Time (May, 1940, click for big)

Mopsy (November, 1940)

Tweedy (January, 1956, click for big)

Archie (November, 1955, click for big)

Jaf (1970)

Feiffer (1971, click for big)

Andy Capp (March, 1971, click for big)

Wee Pals (April, 1971, click for big)

Pyton

Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)

Dick Tracy (January, 2006, click for big)

# ? Mar 9, 2017 02:09

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

I wonder if he made sure to have some clowns to protect him. Ballard Street.

_{this is one of the best captions I have ever seen}

# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:07

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

I heart bacon posted:

Ok, now I'll go back a couple dozen pages and catch up

Thank you so much :h:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:04

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Savidudeosoo posted:

Last Kiss

This comic annoys me so much, because it's a solid idea (he takes old comics and changes the dialogue), but limiting it to a single panel per day with no continuity just wastes it. It's never funny; each panel on its own is so bland there's basically nothing to make fun of, so all you get is the authors own jokes, which are terrible and gain nothing by being turned into comics.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:08

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Haha "nibby"

# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:13

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