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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

eonwe posted:

it actually jumped the shark last season and has been off the rails ever since

this poo poo ain't jumping the shark till the sky fills with fallout

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Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Baloogan posted:

i volenteer and donate ndp; i distributed like ndp pamplets at worksites back when i sweated for a living
i know multiple ndp mps
i cried when orange crush happend

There are many sodas better than Orange Crush

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

The shows due for a hard reboot anyway imho, maybe something gritty and post apocalyptic

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Rah! posted:

Yesterday i saw a puddle of garbage liquid under a dumpster

So i asked, "ted cruz, what are you doing down there?"

the puddle undulated slightly, then stopped. disturbed, you said "hey, you okay Ted?"

ted undulated again, and again, until you slowly realized that a small voice in your head was whispering "please kill me, my life is hollow."

"oh Ted!" you said, laughing "you're a senator!" You walk off, leaving the puddle to undulate in despair.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
donald trump can give the order to kill billions of people

donald trump, the reality tv star
he can kill a billion if he gets angry enough



hahahahahahahhaahahahahaha what

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Drunkboxer posted:

Rember that time when we bankrupted Iceland or something because of our lovely mortgages

Sorry dude Iceland bankrupted their own poo poo with their own hosed up banking system.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Uh ihhh uh uhhh uh uhhhhhhh uh uh uh uhhhh uh uh

- Sean Spicer, 2017

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Red Minjo posted:

There are many sodas better than Orange Crush

i sometimes get like, an emotional lump in my throat when i see a can of orange crush

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Baloogan posted:

donald trump can give the order to kill billions of people

donald trump, the reality tv star
he can kill a billion if he gets angry enough



hahahahahahahhaahahahahaha what

It's pretty loving incredible.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Baloogan posted:

country founded by virulent strain of white people
feasted upon every culture on the planet
utterly incomprehensible

So deeply true.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Vladimir Putin posted:

Sorry dude Iceland bankrupted their own poo poo with their own hosed up banking system.

I think we helped

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
trump might be the first president ever to receive the nuclear launch codes and not seem to be affected at all by the responsibility

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
CONSERVATIVE OPPOSITION oh boy I can't wait to see how they frame this

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

donald trump can give the order to kill billions of people

donald trump, the reality tv star
he can kill a billion if he gets angry enough



hahahahahahahhaahahahahaha what

Actually he can't - nukes have been disarmed by the Space People. Angry Tough Guy Earth daddies have been completely cucked by the Platonic Space Daddies.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
spicer seems p chill today

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Red Minjo posted:

There are many sodas better than Orange Crush

Wrong. There aren't even very many solid foods that are better than Orange Crush.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
April's looking to find the spot on Spicey's throat to lunge for

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mc Do Well posted:

Actually he can't - nukes have been disarmed by the Space People. Angry Tough Guy Earth daddies have been completely cucked by the Platonic Space Daddies.

optimist

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Okay, so just pretend no opposition exists.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Trump: You're Fired! (from life)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
"missiles: you're fired!" - the last piece of information recorded by man, as conveyed by twitter

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Lol spicer throwing bombs about CONSERVATIVES NEED TO RECOGNIZE

They're so hosed. They lost the message.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


i sigh audibly every day this treasonous gently caress is not executed for his crimes

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Spicer talking about how conservatives need to recognize

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I'M NOT FINE!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Office Pig posted:

I'M NOT FINE!

Lol

E: spicey getting mad

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
What a loving rear end in a top hat. I'm sure your insurance is effected by Obamacare motherfucker.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Abort abort

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

Fojar38 posted:

tbf y'all had a good laugh at rob ford before he became president of the united states

the fun part is that this is how i know there could be a donald trump crack tape and his base would still vote for him

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Choice choice choice!

You can choose to die at home or in the gutter! Choice!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i think spicer gets laid on tuesday nights

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hell yeah

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

LorneReams posted:

What a loving rear end in a top hat. I'm sure your insurance is effected by Obamacare motherfucker.

Unintentionally possibly acceptable use of the word "effected" even though you meant "affected" you idiot.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dems should get their own CPAC. It's the sort of thing that tamps down factionalism and of course is a big juicy protest and disruption target for leftists and thus another venue to put the fear of Satan into the centrists

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

babypolis posted:

i sigh audibly every day this treasonous gently caress is not executed for his crimes

Comey or Snowden?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

tacodaemon posted:

i think spicer gets laid on tuesday nights

I doubt it, he's too wound up

Wait maybe you're right

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

Baloogan posted:

i sometimes get like, an emotional lump in my throat when i see a can of orange crush

layton was the real tragedy :canada:

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
"Yes when I see someone struggle, I feel sympathy as I walk on by."

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
just because you have insurance doesn't me you can feel compassion for someone who doesn't - man actively trying to kick people off health insurance

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TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

tacodaemon posted:

i think spicer gets laid on tuesday nights

Is this an Easter Bunny joke?

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