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We're almost as far away from 9/11 as 9/11 was from the Declaration of Independence.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:e: oh wait whore dogs nevermind All the animal jokes make sense to me now knowing that Chris Morris went to university for zoology.
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Mar 8, 2017 21:48
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We are further from the Beatles than the Beatles were from WW1.
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Mar 8, 2017 21:54
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:All the animal jokes make sense to me now knowing that Chris Morris went to university for zoology. Wow.
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Mar 8, 2017 21:56
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Hi when the pyramids were built there were still mammoths walking the earth AMA
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Mar 8, 2017 22:07
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Kurt Cobain was dead when Hulk Hogan's Wrestling Boot Band released "Hulk Rules."
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Mar 8, 2017 22:09
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Baron von Eevl posted:Hi when the pyramids were built there were still mammoths walking the earth AMA was the grain stored in the pyramids for mammoths?
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Mar 8, 2017 22:09
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Cleopatra was born in 69* BC, 2086 years ago. By then the pyramids were already 2500 years old. *lol
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Mar 8, 2017 22:12
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There was as much time between when the Brachiosaurus and Tyrannosaurus lived as there was between the Tyrannosaurus and humans. Or something.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:13
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MacheteZombie posted:was the grain stored in the pyramids for mammoths? No it was stored in preparation for the release of such classic tracks as "I Want to Be A Hulkamaniac" and "Hulkster in Heaven."
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Mar 8, 2017 22:13
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Lobok posted:We're almost as far away from 9/11 as 9/11 was from the Declaration of Independence. Serious post, we're farther away from 9/11 than 9/11 was from Rambo 3.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:20
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Did anyone see Oliver Stone's 9/11 movie?
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Mar 8, 2017 22:22
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morestuff posted:Did anyone see Oliver Stone's 9/11 movie? World Trade Center? It's pretty much garbage, especially considered in light of United 93, which came out maybe three months earlier. Baron von Eevl posted:Kurt Cobain was dead when Hulk Hogan's Wrestling Boot Band released "Hulk Rules." What about Hulk Hogan's Meat Shoes Band?
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Mar 8, 2017 22:41
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morestuff posted:Did anyone see Oliver Stone's 9/11 movie? Despite starring Michael Pena and Nic Cage it was shithouse.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:42
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morestuff posted:Did anyone see Oliver Stone's 9/11 movie? Alas yes.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:43
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Stone being the one to do it always confused me way more than the fact that it actually got made
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Mar 8, 2017 22:45
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I just remembered that one of my go-to fun movies, Zoolander, can no longer function in that capacity because it features a cameo from our current President.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:47
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Baron von Eevl posted:Hi when the pyramids were built there were still mammoths walking the earth AMA Also Stoenhenge and Mohenjo Daro, though to be fair as far as I know at that point mammoths were limited to a relict population on Wrangel Island.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:48
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Skwirl posted:Serious post, we're farther away from 9/11 than 9/11 was from Rambo 3. Which also means that we are farther away from 9/11 than 9/11 was from the end of Soviet–Afghan War.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:50
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Snak posted:Which also means that we are farther away from 9/11 than 9/11 was from the end of Soviet–Afghan War. The question is, when NATO is finally fully out of Afghanistan, how long until China gets in?
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Mar 8, 2017 22:54
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X-Ray Pecs posted:I just remembered that one of my go-to fun movies, Zoolander, can no longer function in that capacity because it features a cameo from our current President. That sack of poo poo showed up during my Fresh Prince marathon.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:54
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Dissapointed Owl posted:What a show. The IRA has begun a series of bombdog attacks
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Mar 8, 2017 22:59
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X-Ray Pecs posted:I just remembered that one of my go-to fun movies, Zoolander, can no longer function in that capacity because it features a cameo from our current President. Zoolander is one of those movies I desperately wish I "got," but I never have. The humor just totally falls flat for me (though I suppose the only Ben Stiller-directed movies I actually like are The Cable Guy and Tropic Thunder).
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Mar 8, 2017 23:15
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corn in the bible posted:The IRA has begun a series of bombdog attacks After hearing stuff like calling up French taxidermists and convincing them to stuff and mount a dead radio DJ, the IRA jokes are a little tame.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:21
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DeimosRising posted:The question is, when NATO is finally fully out of Afghanistan, how long until China gets in? The real question is once America pulls its dick out of the middle east, where are they planning on sticking it next? Get ready for the war on Mexico guys.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:24
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I'm pretty sure the last time we invaded Mexico, we paid to rebuild it because of how much worse it would have been for us to leave it in shambles.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:25
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:After hearing stuff like calling up French taxidermists and convincing them to stuff and mount a dead radio DJ, the IRA jokes are a little tame. That episode is not really a joke about the IRA though
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Mar 8, 2017 23:27
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Snak posted:I'm pretty sure the last time we invaded Mexico, we paid to rebuild it because of how much worse it would have been for us to leave it in shambles. Yeah, but it's not like we'd actually do that this time, look at Afghanistan and Iraq.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:35
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Skwirl posted:Yeah, but it's not like we'd actually do that this time, look at Afghanistan and Iraq. I guess that's why they need to get the wall built first, to physically prevent a flood of refugees.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:41
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Afghanistan should be returned to it's rightful owners: Greece.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:48
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FreudianSlippers posted:Afghanistan should be returned to it's rightful owners: I think Afghanistan has a better functioning economy at the moment.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:50
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Give them both to Macedonia
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Mar 8, 2017 23:52
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Lurdiak posted:That sack of poo poo showed up during my Fresh Prince marathon. Will is as old, if not older than Uncle Phil was when the show started.
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Mar 9, 2017 00:23
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How is this real life?
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Mar 9, 2017 00:37
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he's a bad president, brent
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Mar 9, 2017 00:39
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I completely believe that D Trump values women for what he considers women's roles.
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Mar 9, 2017 00:39
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Snak posted:I completely believe that D Trump values women for what he considers women's roles. Donald Trump definitely values women. You have to know how much they're worth to properly pimp them out in China.
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Mar 9, 2017 01:33
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My coworker showed this to me earlier and i just made a weird sound that was part scream part laugh
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We are so far in the future, in July this year both stars of Ramona & Beezus will be legal adults.
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