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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

david carmichael posted:

Well just the IT one then

Who in the name of God wants to work in IT? I worked at Dell for a few years in sales and the IT guys always looked like they wanted to shoot themselves.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Captain Log posted:

Who in the name of God wants to work in IT? I worked at Dell for a few years in sales and the IT guys always looked like they wanted to shoot themselves.

They gently caress each other's wives and make computer Jokes to blow off steam they're generally cool, normal guys.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Marching Powder posted:

They gently caress each other's wives and make computer Jokes to blow off steam they're generally cool, normal guys.

Plus they have chairs specifically to correct posture, they have everything fighters don't.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Did nobody really try to just sit back and counter against Cruz before the Garbrandt fight? I'd like to watch somebody else try it

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gay Horney posted:

Did nobody really try to just sit back and counter against Cruz before the Garbrandt fight? I'd like to watch somebody else try it

Everyone wants to get inside Cruz too much, even Cody

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

LobsterMobster posted:

Everyone wants to get inside Cruz too much, even Cody

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Gay Horney posted:

Did nobody really try to just sit back and counter against Cruz before the Garbrandt fight? I'd like to watch somebody else try it

Some guys have tried it but never with as deliberate of an approach as Garbrandt, he knew all his setups and was beating him to the punch every time

In fact often Cruz wants his opponent to be on the back foot, they think 'ill just sit back and counter' and then they end up biting on one of his million feints and whiffing. It looks like theyre swinging first but Cruz is in control of the rhythm. Cody was using his footwork to never be in the right place for Cruzs entries so it was clearer that Cruz was trying to lead and kept getting countered

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Gay Horney posted:

Did nobody really try to just sit back and counter against Cruz before the Garbrandt fight? I'd like to watch somebody else try it

The fighters who tried it failed very badly. Like, Faber in the third fight had the same plan as Cody but he just got owned round after round.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

LobsterMobster posted:

Everyone wants to get inside Cruz too much, even Cody

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

Everyone wants to get inside Cruz too much, even Cody

God drat.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

manyak posted:

The UFC has been really nickel and diming everyone lately huh

(does a sharp intake of breath while darting my head around looking for father dog)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

They gently caress each other's wives and make computer Jokes to blow off steam they're generally cool, normal guys.

I have a buddy who has no degrees and makes 100k plus a year in IT. I also have a friend with a computer science degree who doesn't break 30k. Joking aside, the industry seems pretty varied.

But those "IT" folks at Dell trying to help people install a hospital server farm by phone, Christ. If this is the last time I ever talk about software licenses, I'm happy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Work Friend Keven posted:

(does a sharp intake of breath while darting my head around looking for father dog)

Ahahahaha

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

manyak posted:

Some guys have tried it but never with as deliberate of an approach as Garbrandt, he knew all his setups and was beating him to the punch every time

In fact often Cruz wants his opponent to be on the back foot, they think 'ill just sit back and counter' and then they end up biting on one of his million feints and whiffing. It looks like theyre swinging first but Cruz is in control of the rhythm. Cody was using his footwork to never be in the right place for Cruzs entries so it was clearer that Cruz was trying to lead and kept getting countered

Yeah, what Garbrandt did was way more impressive than just "sit back and counter". He had Cruz 100% down. A guy who just counters against a guy who feints a lot will look like Barão vs Dillishaw, Silva vs Bisping, or Hunt vs Miocic

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



It's my birthday tomorrow, so I went ahead and posted the GDT early enough that you can actually talk about it there when Kelvin misses middleweight by 14 pounds at the early weigh ins.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3812877

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Work Friend Keven posted:

(does a sharp intake of breath while darting my head around looking for father dog)

Fatherdog isn't around anymore. Ma and Pa said they took him to a farm up north. :smith:

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Seriously though if you're going to short one of your organization's consistently exciting TKO heroes for doing his job and being a good company man too, while at the same time giving artem lobov his 5th or 7th fight, recuse yourself from all proceedings

Skip My Posts posted:

hollywood jews are less generous than mobbed up casino guys? put htat down in your lil notebook

user was put on probation for this post
lol

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Skip My Posts posted:

hollywood jews are less generous than mobbed up casino guys? put htat down in your lil notebook

user was put on probation for this post

hahaha You only get probation for making fun of mobn.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Fozzy The Bear posted:

hahaha You only get probation for making fun of mobn.

why are you so fixated. post about mma.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Barboza is fighting, cool.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

cis autodrag posted:

why are you so fixated. post about mma.

Why are you so fixated on me being fixated? You need to post about MMA.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everybody please just post about MMA

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I like watching people hurt each other

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Xerzes posted:

I like watching people hurt each other

I like when the guy I want to win is victorious.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




LobsterMobster posted:

Everyone wants to get inside Cruz too much, even Cody

:popeye:

red19fire
May 26, 2010

vainman posted:

What's the point of show money if you don't actually get it for showing

Yeah that's really weird, I guess show money means setting foot in the cage? He made weight, did everything required except step through the chain link fence.

Guys I'm starting to think UFC contracts are really unfair. I wonder if someone will ever leak their UFC contract.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Speaking of money, what ended up being the upshot of the Reebok deal? I vaguely recall that UFC's justification was that it was going to even out merchandise/sponsorship money so the lower tier guys got more or at least the same somehow? Which I'm assuming did NOT happen.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Jerusalem posted:

Speaking of money, what ended up being the upshot of the Reebok deal? I vaguely recall that UFC's justification was that it was going to even out merchandise/sponsorship money so the lower tier guys got more or at least the same somehow? Which I'm assuming did NOT happen.

All fighters got more money and get to express themselves by choosing fun colors for their shorts.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Jerusalem posted:

Speaking of money, what ended up being the upshot of the Reebok deal?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

Speaking of money, what ended up being the upshot of the Reebok deal?

Dana and the Fertittas got a check for a poo poo load of money and some "legitimacy" to their organization by bringing in a main stream sponsor. The fighters got dick.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

JaySB posted:

Dana and the Fertittas got a check for a poo poo load of money and some "legitimacy" to their organization by bringing in a main stream sponsor. The fighters got dick.

Seems like a massive incentive for gsp to come back

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well that sucks, but I'm guessing that UFC fighters are about as allergic to the idea of a union as pro-wrestlers are.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Jerusalem posted:

Well that sucks, but I'm guessing that UFC fighters are about as allergic to the idea of a union as pro-wrestlers are.

It's going really well, and I would now like to introduce my good friend Bjorn

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Seems like a massive incentive for gsp to come back

lol

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Jerusalem posted:

Well that sucks, but I'm guessing that UFC fighters are about as allergic to the idea of a union as pro-wrestlers are.

Some lawyer tried to start a union, instead a bunch of fighters decided to join an association, which will have none of the benefits a union would have and that the UFC can legally ignore, that is run by a scumbag who ran another MMA organization in the past but i'm sure definitely has the fighters' best interests at heart

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Looking it up it seems that the two biggest names they had (GSP and Cerrone?) just used it as incentive to get a better deal for themselves?

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Jerusalem posted:

Looking it up it seems that the two biggest names they had (GSP and Cerrone?) just used it as incentive to get a better deal for themselves?

Cerrone had no idea what was going on

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, of the people at the infamous press conference:
  • GSP used it to get a better deal for himself, and is rich enough to not need union protection anyway
  • Cerrone legitimately had no idea what he was doing and never spoke of it again
  • Kennedy fought one more time and immediately retired, somewhat taking his leverage out of play
  • Cain's entire body broke again
  • Dillashaw hasn't spoken about the union since but if you want to ask him about it you can find him starring on the new exciting season of The UFC's The Ultimate Fighter 25 Only On FS1
  • Rebney's presence was so toxic Tim loving Kennedy apologized for it
union ain't gonna get nowhere.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That may be the worst organized attempt at unionizing (or associating, I guess) I've ever read :stare:

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem posted:

That may be the worst organized attempt at unionizing (or associating, I guess) I've ever read :stare:

It was led by a guy who allegedly drove a railway spike through a dog's head to intimidate Sugar Ray Leonard's lawyer. It was destined to end in tragedy.

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