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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nichael posted:

it's a real commitment to the craft to become such a fat gently caress for the role

Wonder if he follows the M.A.C. system as well?

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

NNick posted:

Anyone comparing Bill Hicks to Alex Jones should be executed.

They're basically the same you just like the one because he's dead now

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
3 hours is way, wayyy beyond the healthy daily limit for Alex Jones exposure

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

ScrubLeague posted:

They're basically the same you just like the one because he's dead now

No, just...no.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Trump?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Slamhound posted:

This is stupid.

He replaces "Jew" with "Lizard People," making the conspiracies absurd instead of despicable. This absurdity not only allows the conspiracy theories to spread without the nazi stigma, but actually becomes a selling point that people like you latch onto "lol listen to how crazy he is!"

Meanwhile, those lunatics who believe in Lizard People just assume Jews are Lizard People, while the anti-Semites have a perfectly safe, coded language they can use to talk openly and spread their poo poo. But whatever the noun being used, the descriptors...bankers, globalists, intellectuals, elites, etc…are all firmly anti-Semitic.

Yup. Then people act shocked when anti-semitic hate crimes increase exponentially. There is no minority safe in this nation under Donny. Even the vast majority of white people aren't safe because the vast majority of them don't have a billion dollars.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

NNick posted:

No, just...no.

I hear you but how about yeah

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Bill Hicks is unlistenable.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
It is seriously so bad.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
If Bill Hicks was better at business and also still alive he'd 5000% be Alex Jones, which is why Alex Jones is absolutely Bill Hicks

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

ScrubLeague posted:

They're basically the same you just like the one because he's dead now

Bill Hicks fakes his death and has fully taken on the mantel of Alex Jones until his actual death. At least, that's what a youtube video I watched told me.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



alex jones is just andy kaufman in a fatsuit

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Bill Hicks more or less admitted he was a communist. I'm confused about this nite crew.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Bill Hicks had his problems, but he's not Alex Jones. That's just cold.


It is possible that Alex Jones swallowed Hicks whole, which would explain his gigantic head.

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

3 hours is way, wayyy beyond the healthy daily limit for Alex Jones exposure

He used to do 4 hours sometimes. He is slowing down in his 40's.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Slamhound posted:

Bill Hicks had his problems, but he's not Alex Jones. That's just cold.


It is possible that Alex Jones swallowed Hicks whole, which would explain his gigantic head.

Jones swallows dicks whole, is that close to hicks?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVMUGwKcLE

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

FAUXTON posted:

Jones swallows dicks whole, is that close to hicks?

only frog dicks

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Alex Jones is only 43 years old, which is the best evidence that he's actually Bill Hicks at age 56

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Bill Hicks loving read Chomsky and would be a baller today. His only problem was misogyny more or less

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
That man is not 43 physically

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Bill Hicks anagrams to Bill's Hick.

Alex Jones anagrams to Alex's Jone.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a.lo posted:

That man is not 43 physically

I think of this when I think of Steve Miller and him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8d0x1WcAc

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
hatred tends to wither people

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Slamhound posted:

Bill Hicks anagrams to Bill's Hick.

Alex Jones anagrams to Alex's Jone.

big, if true

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



alex jones has accelerated decrepitude cos hes a replicant

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Baloogan posted:

lol if you think listening to 3 hours of alex jones daily causes harm to braisn

braisn

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Speaking of old timey once edgy comics this is cool and good http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/hear-george-carlins-unreleased-bit-on-police-brutality-w436174

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


freakin' Zelda!! why is it so good!!!

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Admiral Ray posted:

i'm not following, exactly, how this would work

Nothing changes

Trump et al insist really hard that oBOMBacare is failing bigly and they tried their very best to get rid of it and oh my god the sky is falling and people with health insurance loudly wonder why the dems passed such a horrible evil law that is the reason they have said insurance

Then, we all die (probably unrelated but still)

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Admiral Ray posted:

only frog dicks

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Jews anagrams to eSJW.

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
the counting crows song is funnier now

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

If Alex Jones advocated transferring all defense spending to social services and science I would support him tbh

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

NNick posted:

If Alex Jones advocated transferring all defense spending to social services and science I would support him tbh

the hilarious thing is the president listens to him.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

NNick posted:

If Alex Jones advocated transferring all defense spending to social services and science I would support him tbh

heck it doesn't even have to be alex jones

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Baloogan posted:

the hilarious thing is the president listens to him.

:suicide:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Slamhound posted:

Jews anagrams to eSJW.

:eyepop:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Slamhound posted:

Jews anagrams to eSJW.

:trumppop:

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
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