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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

I just thought it was funny.

It's funny because Trump appropriates it like everything good in this world, even though he actually fucks up anything he touches.

I predict that this year trump will cure cancer thanks to gene therapy, prevent hillary/obama from destroying the world, and avoid a new ice age thanks to COČ emissions.

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GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's funny because Trump appropriates it like everything good in this world, even though he actually fucks up anything he touches.

I predict that this year trump will cure cancer thanks to gene therapy, prevent hillary/obama from destroying the world, and avoid a new ice age thanks to COČ emissions.

And still you'd bitch

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

EVIL Gibson posted:

Noticed the sheet said nonfarm jobs. How is the Midwest?

that stuff is usually measured as nonfarm payrolls due to the seasonality of agriculture jobs

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

GREAT SATAN posted:

And still you'd bitch

I lust for doom and human extinction

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I lust for doom and human extinction

maybe they'll run hillary again in 2020 ;)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I lust for doom and human extinction

gently caress yea death to america

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

rezatahs posted:

no this the official lol trump's hosed thread

every 2-6 weeks for the next 4-8 years somebody will post something that is FINALLY going to take trump down then everyone has a giggle when he MEEP MEEPS down the highway in an orange and yellow blur

daily reminder that nothing matters

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

rezatahs posted:

no this the official lol trump's hosed thread

every 2-6 weeks for the next 4-8 years somebody will post something that is FINALLY going to take trump down then everyone has a giggle when he MEEP MEEPS down the highway in an orange and yellow blur

I wouldn't wish 8 years of the U.S presidency on my worst enemy.
you must really hate trump.

show me on the doll where trump grabbed you.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I lust for doom and human extinction

Don't worry friend, North Korea isn't smart enough to back down and our supreme leader had to ask multiple times during his first nuclear briefings "Why can't we use them". It's coming.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
trump has the inclination and stamina to see this presidency through to the (bitter) end. the failure and abandonment of his casinos, business school, steaks, magazine, telecom company, vodka, mortgage brokerage firm, travel agency, board game, mineral water, florida condo development project and airline were all just blips in an otherwise bigly determined and yugely successful career.

put simply, the trump presidency is too big to fail.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Jose Mengelez posted:

trump has the inclination and stamina to see this presidency through to the (bitter) end. the failure and abandonment of his casinos, business school, steaks, magazine, telecom company, vodka, mortgage brokerage firm, travel agency, board game, mineral water, florida condo development project and airline were all just blips in an otherwise bigly determined and yugely successful career.

put simply, the trump presidency is too big to fail.

So tell me friend is Trump hosed yet or what :allears:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
How the gently caress did this lovely thread get 2000 posts overnight from the last time I read it, and why the gently caress can't I stop reading it?

it's the best lovely thread and I hate it

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Jose Mengelez posted:

I wouldn't wish 8 years of the U.S presidency on my worst enemy.
you must really hate trump.

show me on the doll where trump grabbed you.

look guy, nobody wants to touch your doll and it's really weird you bring it up in random conversations :grin:

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

T.S. Smelliot posted:

So tell me friend is Trump hosed yet or what :allears:

He is

Ever since he descended from the escalator.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Jose Mengelez posted:

trump has the inclination and stamina to see this presidency through to the (bitter) end. the failure and abandonment of his casinos, business school, steaks, magazine, telecom company, vodka, mortgage brokerage firm, travel agency, board game, mineral water, florida condo development project and airline were all just blips in an otherwise bigly determined and yugely successful career.

put simply, the trump presidency is too big to fail.

What's your ratio of successful businesses to failed ones? You must be quite the businessman to think Trump did poorly!

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

What's your ratio of successful businesses to failed ones? You must be quite the businessman to think Trump did poorly!

Haha what a loser fag, only managed to become leader of the free world? Loooooser lol haha :smug:

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Haha what a loser fag, only managed to become leader of the free world? Loooooser lol haha :smug:

"Let's all go on welfare so no one can ever do better than me, the guy who never tried to do anything"

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

What's your ratio of successful businesses to failed ones? You must be quite the businessman to think Trump did poorly!

If you own a single decent business or you are not even doing anything, you are already doing better than Trump's businesses.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Bholder posted:

If you own a single decent business or you are not even doing anything, you are already doing better than Trump's businesses.

So you own property all across Earth and huge towers with your name on it! drat dude, you did alright

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

So you own property all across Earth and huge towers with your name on it! drat dude, you did alright

No, but what I have is actually mine not just plastered my face on someone else's property

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
look guys trump is a giant failure which is why he has been a household name for 40 years and now runs the american global empire

lol if you can't see what a big gently caress up he is

USSAr
Sep 16, 2007

Your a Commie

Bholder posted:

If you own a single decent business or you are not even doing anything, you are already doing better than Trump's businesses.

What's it like living in a world where you think you know what you're talking about, but in reality are dumber than the characters portrayed in Dumb and Dumber?

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Bholder posted:

He is

Ever since he descended from the escalator.

Ok you gotta admit that was really a surreal moment. Let's watch it again shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tjPZvxwgEk

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

So you own property all across Earth and huge towers with your name on it! drat dude, you did alright

It takes a real genius to inherit billions of dollars and buy real estate with it.

USSAr
Sep 16, 2007

Your a Commie
Donald J. Trump is a complete loser, who happens to be richer than me, and is also the president of the most powerful country in the world.

*continues huffing into a bag of my own farts*

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
My approval ratings are higher

OWNED DRUMPF

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

scrubs season six posted:

It takes a real genius to inherit billions of dollars and buy real estate with it.

We're not talking about his genius we're talking abOut his success which to any person with a foot in reality shouldn't even be in doubt.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Trump has over 3 billions in debt and barely managed to own assets amounting to that.

He is a bad manager

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Oh right we are living the Libertarian wet dream where your worth is only measured by the wealth you posses which you can only get by pure, honest hard work.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Bholder posted:

Oh right we are living the Libertarian wet dream where your worth is only measured by the wealth you posses which you can only get by pure, honest hard work.

He's also hosed hot chicks and gone all over the world, also been on his own TV show, he's also the most powerful man on Earth right now

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
"Here's a million dollars... congratulations, you are now successful"

~the thought process of a literal child

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Bholder posted:

Oh right we are living the Libertarian wet dream where your worth is only measured by the wealth you posses which you can only get by pure, honest hard work.

Not talking about his wealth, talking bout his success.

You can oppose trump and still admit that the puffy rear end in a top hat currently residing in the Whitehouse has been successful as of late.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

runupon cracker posted:

"Here's a million dollars... congratulations, you are now successful"

~the thought process of a literal child

He actually did something with the money he was given, he built an empire, how many rich kids would've squandered it and done nothing

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I don't get it, if some kid asked his parents and family for a $50,000 loan to start a coffee shop and he becomes successful is anyone like "HE GOT A LOAN, DOESN'T COUNT"

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

runupon cracker posted:

"Here's a million dollars... congratulations, you are now successful"

~the thought process of a literal child

It's worse than that.

The real successful parties in Trump's business are all the banks who he must pay millions in interest every year.


Trump has to rely on barely legal, overly complex tax montages in order to even remain solvable.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Hillary Clinton was literally skimming money off a bribe machine / fake charity to become a billionaire, Trump is an angel compared to that

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
like there is a billion legit criticisms of president donald j. trump but trying to sell people on him being a giant failure is pretty lol

he games the system. he gamed it right into the white house with basically everything stacked against him

seems like a winner to me :v:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

he becomes successful

Trump is not making profit. He's barely staying afloat.

I wouldn't call it successful.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Hillary Clinton was literally skimming money off a bribe machine / fake charity to become a billionaire, Trump is an angel compared to that

Yes?

That doesn't mean the criticisms against Trump are less valid.

It's funny how Trump fans think that the "but hillary" argument has any weight whatsoever

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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

rezatahs posted:

like there is a billion legit criticisms of president donald j. trump but trying to sell people on him being a giant failure is pretty lol

he games the system. he gamed it right into the white house with basically everything stacked against him

seems like a winner to me :v:

Don't hate the player hate the game.

All these kids are snowflakes who don't want to try, can't handle failure, and think they're better than everyone. So they sit back and try to make fun of someone's hair or suit or call them racist, because they know they're inferior to Trump in every metric of actual success.

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