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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Let goalies play the puck anywhere.

I wanna see a surprise 6 on 5 after an icing call.

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ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

The Dirty Burger posted:

Jonathan Dahlen had a pretty good game last night

https://twitter.com/HockeyWebCast/status/839578048869593094

Enjoy your free Filip Forsberg, CAS :unsmith:

At first I was like: Why are they all so small?.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Levitate posted:

thanks dude but when the Rangers buy him out this summer I guess we'll have to get new ones right I mean it's inevitable that he'll be gone...right? :(

like wade redden, he will live on in hartford our hearts

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Remove the trapezoid

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Remove trapezoid, remove icing. Goalie must be first player to touch the puck on an icing and must make a forward pass that goes beyond the blue line.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
So where does Bob's recent stretch put him in the Vezina hunt?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


"Happy broads day! Humina Humina! Awoooooooga!" --The Colorado Avalanche

https://twitter.com/Avalanche/status/839620678877859841

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Dale Ouise posted:

"Happy broads day! Humina Humina! Awoooooooga!" --The Colorado Avalanche

https://twitter.com/Avalanche/status/839620678877859841

If they just used the left pic, it'd be fine. But nope

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I'm not a huge fan of Sportsnet's presentation or most of their commentators but I don't think that's why their ratings would be down. Even if it was on tsn the ratings would probably be about the same. People just don't want to watch that much hockey I think. I watch a lot because I'm weird but most people only care about their team and don't bother checking out other games majority of the time. I actually appreciate that they show so much of it even if it's not doing as well as they'd like.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Chad Sexington posted:

So where does Bob's recent stretch put him in the Vezina hunt?
It's a pretty even 3 man race that will be won down the stretch.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
I don't watch more Sportsnet than I have to because they somehow found worse commentators than TSN. I absolutely refuse to watch anything on TVA Sport because every single hockey person on it who isn't Mike Bossy is a complete loving idiot.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
The worst noise in the world is a plate laser cutting 3/8 tool and jig with pvc on top fyi

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Suspicious posted:

I don't watch more Sportsnet than I have to because they somehow found worse commentators than TSN. I absolutely refuse to watch anything on TVA Sport because every single hockey person on it who isn't Mike Bossy is a complete loving idiot.

A looot of commentators suck on any number of different stations one watches. I mean I think Romanuk is brutal but it's not like I can't watch the game because of him. It's not that big of a deal.

Edit: At least not a big deal to me anyway.

DuhSal fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Mar 9, 2017

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

RC Cola posted:

The worst noise in the world is a plate laser cutting 3/8 tool and jig with pvc on top fyi

What I think happened is that you meant to type "a Don Cherry monologue" but you somehow hit a bunch of other random keys on your keyboard by accident.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Sestito should probably just be banned from the NHL

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Levitate posted:

Sestito should probably just be banned from the NHL

Ya

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Ahl too, please.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Guillotine

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

El Gallinero Gros posted:

An idea I've had for a while: Gave up a shorty? Say goodbye to your powerplay.

If you score a power play goal, power play time resets to two minutes.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Slappy Pappy posted:

If you score a power play goal, power play time resets to two minutes.

just the kind of proposal you'd expect from a caps fan :colbert:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/penguins/status/839693453600649216

i'm guessing it must be a shoulder or elbow thing that probably needs surgery but they're hoping not because it would end his season. i'm going to take their word on it not being a concussion considering this season they've generally been open about players having concussions (like saying hornqvist was diagnosed with one literally as i was typing this)

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Levitate posted:

Sestito should probably just be banned from the NHL

From the earth. Make him live in a balloon floating over the Pacific.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Tom Sestito banned from all nations, forced to take residence in the republic of Sealand.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Mike Sullivan posted:

“There’s just so much speculation around this, about Kris’ injury,” Sullivan said. “What I will confirm is that it’s not a concussion, it’s not related to a stroke or anything of that nature. Kris has an upper-body injury. He’s rehabbing that injury at home as we speak. We’re hopeful here that he’ll have a quick turnaround and we’ll get him back in the lineup.”

It's not a stroke or a concussion it's something else...heart attack?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
you gotta admire sestito's efficiency though, some goons are sent out every game for a fight here, a dirty hit there, spending 95% of their time mostly just making GBS threads up the ice trying (and failing) to play real hockey. sestito just goes out there and gets into a fight, throws a dirty hit, and gets ejected all in the first three shifts in his first game up from wilkes-barre

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Pornographic Memory posted:

you gotta admire sestito's efficiency though, some goons are sent out every game for a fight here, a dirty hit there, spending 95% of their time mostly just making GBS threads up the ice trying (and failing) to play real hockey. sestito just goes out there and gets into a fight, throws a dirty hit, and gets ejected all in the first three shifts in his first game up from wilkes-barre

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

iospace posted:

If they just used the left pic, it'd be fine. But nope

Left is right in your bizarro world?

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Soft Shell Crab posted:

Left is right in your bizarro world?

What?

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
do you know who has the most points in the NHL since January 1? That's right, the wonderful Brad Marchand. 22 goals and 17 assists in 28 games. Also he's tied for second in the NHL in scoring which still surprises me every time I look at it (unrelated, Pittsburgh with two 70 point players already is stupid). Really glad he signed his contract last summer.

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name

I think he's saying they should feature only a picture of the ice girls to commemorate International Women's Day because they are attractive.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

z0331 posted:

I think he's saying they should feature only a picture of the ice girls to commemorate International Women's Day because they are attractive.

I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, but...

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Soft Shell Crab posted:

Left is right in your bizarro world?

What are your thoughts on a professional sports team leaving a tweet up for months that blames the woman for being abused by her partner?

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

iospace posted:

What are your thoughts on a professional sports team leaving a tweet up for months that blames the woman for being abused by her partner?

Yes that is same thing absolutely. I'm not familiar with whatever you are talking about but my thoughts are as follows...

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Jamwad Hilder posted:

do you know who has the most points in the NHL since January 1? That's right, the wonderful Brad Marchand. 22 goals and 17 assists in 28 games. Also he's tied for second in the NHL in scoring which still surprises me every time I look at it (unrelated, Pittsburgh with two 70 point players already is stupid). Really glad he signed his contract last summer.

Sid has slowed down a lot lately (because loving Sullivan sticks Kunitz to his hip) but Malkin has gone into god mode to make up for it. First world problems yo.

It's not even out of the question the Pens could have three PPG players by the end of the year. Kessel isn't so far off.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Soft Shell Crab posted:

Yes that is same thing absolutely. I'm not familiar with whatever you are talking about but my thoughts are as follows...

Thinking emoji but it keeps getting bigger

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jamwad Hilder posted:

do you know who has the most points in the NHL since January 1? That's right, the wonderful Brad Marchand. 22 goals and 17 assists in 28 games. Also he's tied for second in the NHL in scoring which still surprises me every time I look at it (unrelated, Pittsburgh with two 70 point players already is stupid). Really glad he signed his contract last summer.

Second in goals and points.

Not assists though because like teaching, assists are for those who can't do.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

they fat

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008


Now it's just the deformed thinking emoji.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Here's my question then: so?

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

cool

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